SparxTheRam Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 18 hours ago, StockholmRam said: While we are waiting for our new very tall keeper to arrive I thought I would use my 27 years of living in Sweden to keep you entertained with a few blindingly awesome and bonkers things you need to know. 1. It is illegal to dance spontaniously in Sweden. 2. You can only buy alcohol to take home, from the government 3. There are over 100,000 lakes in Sweden. 4. Cash is almost totally obsolete 5. Swedes are terrified of Badgers and are known to put ryvita in their socks when they go out walking in the forest. 6. Sweden once spent half of its economy on a ship.. The Vasa. It sank 200 metres out from launching. 7. Ping Pong is almost the national sport 8. Not being blonde is not illegal but is certainly frowned upon 9. Sweden lost the 1958 World Cup final to Pele. 10. Sweden invented … Spotify, Minecraft, Skype, Volvo, Ikea, Abba, Zlatan, Matchsticks ,Dynamite,Bluetooth, Ball Bearings, Nobel Prize, Adjustable Wrench… 11. Sweden is responsible for Mel Morris being rich… This is all utterly brilliant but I have to ask..... Why ryvita? Do the badgers not like it? Or does it provide excellent ankle protection and if so should it be used in ankle guards lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFC1388 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 13 minutes ago, SparxTheRam said: This is all utterly brilliant but I have to ask..... Why ryvita? Do the badgers not like it? Or does it provide excellent ankle protection and if so should it be used in ankle guards lol I would imagine its because its crunchy & breaks easy, so the noise scares the badgers off.....i could be wrong though 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 18 hours ago, StockholmRam said: While we are waiting for our new very tall keeper to arrive I thought I would use my 27 years of living in Sweden to keep you entertained with a few blindingly awesome and bonkers things you need to know. 1. It is illegal to dance spontaniously in Sweden. 2. You can only buy alcohol to take home, from the government 3. There are over 100,000 lakes in Sweden. 4. Cash is almost totally obsolete 5. Swedes are terrified of Badgers and are known to put ryvita in their socks when they go out walking in the forest. 6. Sweden once spent half of its economy on a ship.. The Vasa. It sank 200 metres out from launching. 7. Ping Pong is almost the national sport 8. Not being blonde is not illegal but is certainly frowned upon 9. Sweden lost the 1958 World Cup final to Pele. 10. Sweden invented … Spotify, Minecraft, Skype, Volvo, Ikea, Abba, Zlatan, Matchsticks ,Dynamite,Bluetooth, Ball Bearings, Nobel Prize, Adjustable Wrench… 11. Sweden is responsible for Mel Morris being rich… So we are more Viking than the Swedish it seems 🤷♂️ StockholmRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 50 minutes ago, DCFC1388 said: I would imagine its because its crunchy & breaks easy, so the noise scares the badgers off.....i could be wrong though 🤣 It’s because hob nobs are too high in fat content silly. StockholmRam, Comrade 86 and DCFC1388 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 3 hours ago, Boycie said: It’s because hob nobs are too high in fat content silly. Could any biscuits be used? Jaffa cakes for example? Comrade 86, StockholmRam and Carl Sagan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockholmRam Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 On 10/08/2024 at 13:04, SparxTheRam said: This is all utterly brilliant but I have to ask..... Why ryvita? Do the badgers not like it? Or does it provide excellent ankle protection and if so should it be used in ankle guards lol It breaks up and the crack sounds it makes scare the badgers away… apparantly… SparxTheRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8TY Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 On 09/08/2024 at 15:07, SuffolkRam said: He has just got into Heathrow He'll have his knockers but got to give him a chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 16 hours ago, StockholmRam said: It breaks up and the crack sounds it makes scare the badgers away… apparantly… Are we talking about ryvita or Katie Price? StockholmRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 24 minutes ago, Anag Ram said: Are we talking about ryvita or Katie Price? Either way they’re crackers angieram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 No announcement regarding Jacob Rinne, the 31 year old who left his Saudi team a week ago, supposedly returning to his native Sweden to take over from Zetterström. Looks quite useful with his feet: Maybe we should sign him on a free and add the Zetterström dosh to our striker budget 😂😂 MattHunt99, RoyMac5 and r_wilcockson 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackworthRamIsGod Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 2 minutes ago, Carl Sagan said: No announcement regarding Jacob Rinne, the 31 year old who left his Saudi team a week ago, supposedly returning to his native Sweden to take over from Zetterström. Looks quite useful with his feet: Maybe we should sign him on a free and add the Zetterström dosh to our striker budget 😂😂 It does seem insane to be spending decent money on a goal keeper to then have to resort to waiting for the last minute of a transfer window to see which scraps Premier League clubs are willing to trust Paul with. Carl Sagan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taggy180 Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 Swedish journalist did say it will take weeks until rinne receives signing on fee or other money. So won't be announced until then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 Hallelujah - they've announced Rinne #FreeZetterstrom thischarmingram, Rammy03, r_wilcockson and 9 others 7 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoghan1884 Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 2 hours ago, taggy180 said: Swedish journalist did say it will take weeks until rinne receives signing on fee or other money. So won't be announced until then Can you also say it’ll take weeks for us to get a striker, left back, centre back and an attacking midfielder. Reggie Greenwood, Chester40 and Sweetness34 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 54 minutes ago, Sean said: Hallelujah - they've announced Rinne #FreeZetterstrom Obviously they don't want to be paying two first choice keepers, so maybe we should reduce our offered fee for Zetterström? Football is a ruthless business. None of us knows the discussions or terms of the deal up until this point, but it feels as though they've been taking the micky. If we can save, say half a million quid, maybe it's something to consider? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmoram2024Ramsrontheup Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 I’ve just got this awful feeling it’s going full through! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taggy180 Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 1 hour ago, Eoghan1884 said: Can you also say it’ll take weeks for us to get a striker, left back, centre back and an attacking midfielder. Just quoting what he said. As long as he joins couldn't give a monkeys Eoghan1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 58 minutes ago, Simmoram2024Ramsrontheup said: I’ve just got this awful feeling it’s going full through! Full through is good isn’t it? Tamworthram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 Happy to wait . Should be a good signing Rammy03 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MACKWORTHRAM Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 Interesting in their article about signing this new keeper Jacob Rinne. Their goalkeeper coach says that they will have an exciting trio and Zetterstrom is not mentioned. Wonder if this could be announced before Boro? r_wilcockson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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