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I'm struggling to think of anything the South has over the North. 

Football, kebabs, pea mix, beer, women.

It breaks my heart that we keep having to send our beloved Derby County down South to play football games. 

They clearly don't enjoy it down there so why can't we just refuse to send them in future?

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34 minutes ago, David said:

I'm struggling to think of anything the South has over the North. 

Football, kebabs, pea mix, beer, women.

It breaks my heart that we keep having to send our beloved Derby County down South to play football games. 

They clearly don't enjoy it down there so why can't we just refuse to send them in future?

Perhaps we could simply move London to junction 23 on the M1 ?

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41 minutes ago, David said:

I'm struggling to think of anything the South has over the North. 

Football, kebabs, pea mix, beer, women.

It breaks my heart that we keep having to send our beloved Derby County down South to play football games. 

They clearly don't enjoy it down there so why can't we just refuse to send them in future?

They have kebabs down south. Maybe some women too . Not together at the same time though. 

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I think you're all being dreadfully Southist.... 

There was moaning that lager was 6 quid a pint, which it is in my local. 

There was moaning that the pies were steak and sweet potato. Philistines. 

There was moaning that it was too hot, we clearly have a climate advantage. 

There's lovely people down here as well. Always say please and thank you and ask after your family as they mug you. 

Oh, and it was a cretin from Derby who went on the pitch and nicked a corner flag when everyone else was doing a minutes applause for some deceased fans or something. 

So nah nah nah na naaa... to you! 

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56 minutes ago, Van der MoodHoover said:

I think you're all being dreadfully Southist.... 

There was moaning that lager was 6 quid a pint, which it is in my local. 

There was moaning that the pies were steak and sweet potato. Philistines. 

There was moaning that it was too hot, we clearly have a climate advantage. 

There's lovely people down here as well. Always say please and thank you and ask after your family as they mug you. 

Oh, and it was a cretin from Derby who went on the pitch and nicked a corner flag when everyone else was doing a minutes applause for some deceased fans or something. 

So nah nah nah na naaa... to you! 

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£6 a pint???? On ya bike, I would walk out laughing. 

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