WhiteHorseRam Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I shall get the ball rolling ... Wayne - I am a bit like a fat Ray Parlour with a lot of swearing. I could do about 10 minutes before collapsing. Inverurie Ram, IslandExile, Comrade 86 and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alph Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I see myself as an older Tom Huddlestone with the passing of Bradley Johnson. I'm 6ft 4" so I have an advantage in aerial duels which is sadly compromised by my fear of minor injuries. Ideal for defending opposition free kicks on the edge of the box I come with alarmingly low levels of enthusiasm for putting my body on the line. SaffyRam, Comrade 86, LeedsCityRam and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I see myself as a good two footed player. Adept with both feet, unfortunately they both left feet. Put me down as Claude Davis reincarnated. Dethorn, Inverurie Ram and Comrade 86 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bald Eagle's Barmy Army Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Is this like a shop window where we could potentially get a trial? I’ve wanted to play for this club for so long. If somebody can afford my plane ticket over from Montenegro I’ll show you how I won the ballon d oooor when I was just 6 years old. Inverurie Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: I see myself as a good two footed player. Adept with both feet, unfortunately they both left feet. Put me down as Claude Davis reincarnated. Have you considered Davis was a very good player but was surrounded by even better players? Ambitious, Steve How Hard? and Smalley Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I'm like Michael Owen. Not the 18 year old banging worldies in against Argentina, but Michael Owen at 33 with two knackered knees and a leaflet telling everyone how great a signing he would be. Where do I sign? Rammy03 and Inverurie Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 minute ago, Alpha said: Have you considered Davis was a very good player but was surrounded by even better players? I would fit into that role very easily. Comrade 86, Alph and RoyMac5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackworthRamIsGod Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I'm a bit like the Uruguayan fella with 1 arm, except is 1 leg, I've got a mean right foot though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Dear Wayne, I will play for free. I'm like a Craig Bryson. But fatter, slower, more injury prone, less stamina, less likely to get into the box, more likely to be a disaster in our own box, and with the commitment to physical exertion that rivals ikechi Anya. plymouthram, LeedsCityRam, Inverurie Ram and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 A strolling Jan Molby without any footballing ability. On FM ratings the only thing I get more than 1 for is aggression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Should we be leaving contact details because all I'm seeing here is the makings of a League One dominating outfit. 1 page in and already we have a solid spine of the squad Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, MackworthRamIsGod said: I'm a bit like the Uruguayan fella with 1 arm, except is 1 leg, I've got a mean right foot though. I don't mean to pry but is the right foot attached to the leg you have or Edited May 14, 2022 by Alpha SaffyRam, kevinhectoring, Mucker1884 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I'm just a poo Ali Dia. Rammeister 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Slightly taller Bucko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Gladys, still play five a side, but more like walking football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornwallRam Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Put me down as Dave Langan. Competent conventional right-back with a bit of pace for the occasional overlap. At least I was 25 years ago. I suspect Dave himself could outpace me now and he was on crutches last time I saw him. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipleyRich Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I would liken myself to Glen Hoddle No, I wouldn't play for free and I doubt any professional would pass up the chance of a paid contract out of any form of loyalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, RipleyRich said: I would liken myself to Glen Hoddle ... A bit of a religious crank? Edited May 14, 2022 by RoyMac5 Steve How Hard?, LeedsCityRam and Comrade 86 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipleyRich Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 minute ago, RoyMac5 said: A bit of a religious crank? Definitely not.......I might be inclined to play for free if I was guided by God. I stopped having imaginary friends when I was about 5 RoyMac5 and MickD 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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