Gritstone Ram Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 8 hours ago, cstand said: Keir Starmer My father used to be a toolmaker. 😀 Keir Starlin. Ram-Alf and cstand 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 Premier ram, Steve How Hard?, angieram and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Greenwood Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 Bob The Badger, Alph, Stive Pesley and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 (edited) The inventor of the Morse code has sadly passed away. In a loving tribute at his burial service the vicarage said. Dashes to dashes dots to dots. Edited August 15 by cstand Ken Tram, Turk Thrust and Carl Sagan 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 I had some cured ham the other day, and it was delicious But what rotten luck for the pig to get better, only to end up dead in my sandwich anyway. Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 i-Ram, Grumpy Git, GB SPORTS and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Jeez - three years since Sean Lock died? Such a loss to comedy 😭 Steve How Hard?, Animal is a Ram, TimRam and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Teacher: today’s letter is N. Freddie can you tell the class what you are not good at that begins with N? Freddie: spelling, Miss Ken Tram, Eddie, Grumpy Git and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 Comrade 86, EtoileSportiveDeDerby, strawhillram and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Eddie, Foreveram, Comrade 86 and 11 others 2 2 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted August 19 Author Share Posted August 19 Top 15 jokes of the 2024 Fringe 1. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. - Mark Simmons 2. I've been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing. It's just one step forward... two steps back. - Alec Snook 3. Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful. - Alex Kitson 4. I sailed through my driving test. That’s why I failed it. - Arthur Smith 5. I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a new type of relay baton: well, he came up with the idea, I ran with it.- Mark Simmons 6. My dad used to say to me “Pints, gallons, litres” – which, I think, speaks volumes - Olaf Falafel 7. British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Spoons? - Chelsea Birkby 8. I wanted to know which came first the chicken or the egg so I bought a chicken and then I bought an egg and I think I've cracked it. - Masai Graham 9. My partner told me that she’d never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had - Zoë Coombs Marr 10. The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati. - Olaf Falafel 11. I’m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person: my pronouns are ‘there there’. - Sarah Keyworth 12. I've got a girlfriend who never stops whining. I wish I'd never bought her that vineyard - Roger Swift 13. Gay people are very bad at maths. We don't naturally multiply. - Lou Wall 14. Keir Starmer looks like an AI-generated image of a substitute teacher - Sophie Duker 15. Growing up rich is a hereditary condition. It affects 1% of people - Olga Koch TimRam, Ken Tram, Comrade 86 and 2 others 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 RoyMac5, Premier ram, Comrade 86 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 Asked Alexa to tell me a joke. what’s red and bad for your teeth, A brick 😂 Comrade 86 and Ken Tram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 11 hours ago, Foreveram said: Asked Alexa to tell me a joke. what’s red and bad for your teeth, A brick 😂 My favourite. Also, what's black and bad for your teeth? A brick that's been painted black. Ken Tram, Foreveram and Comrade 86 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 angieram, Comrade 86, Reggie Greenwood and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Comrade 86, Alph and beardyjim 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Grumpy Git Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 7 hours ago, Stive Pesley said: You had two bytes at that. Reggie Greenwood, Stive Pesley, Rev and 4 others 2 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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