Parsnip Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 (edited) This is my own take on a traditional Peruvian Steak Paella. The rice, which I import directly from Lima has been marinating all weekend in a blend of spices, the details of which I will take to my grave. The hand reared steak is a piece of my 5 year old daughter's favourite cow Matilda, whom she helped slaughter. Edited November 29, 2020 by Beetroot i-Ram, Jourdan, DarkFruitsRam7 and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 On 24/11/2020 at 14:28, sage said: @Eddie can i recommend that next time you make some, eat one of them whilst still warm, it's a game changer. Last Boxing day we had the in laws round as per tradition. Mrs Parsnip's dad brought a massive pork pie he'd made. On a whim I decided to serve it warm. Frigging hell I'm not joking, he couldn't have been more offended if I started playing videos of me banging his daughter. He was distraught. It's still really uncomfortable if it gets mentioned. I think he's actually stopped loving his grandkids a bit because of it, because they remind him of me. Glad this Christmas is a bust to be honest. Comrade 86, cstand, Jourdan and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Beetroot said: Last Boxing day we had the in laws round as per tradition. Mrs Parsnip's dad brought a massive pork pie he'd made. On a whim I decided to serve it warm. Frigging hell I'm not joking, he couldn't have been more offended if I started playing videos of me banging his daughter. He was distraught. It's still really uncomfortable if it gets mentioned. I think he's actually stopped loving his grandkids a bit because of it, because they remind him of me. Glad this Christmas is a bust to be honest. Only Gannets eat them straight out the oven init. Need to be cold and full of gelatine. JoetheRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Beetroot said: Last Boxing day we had the in laws round as per tradition. Mrs Parsnip's dad brought a massive pork pie he'd made. On a whim I decided to serve it warm. Frigging hell I'm not joking, he couldn't have been more offended if I started playing videos of me banging his daughter. He was distraught. It's still really uncomfortable if it gets mentioned. I think he's actually stopped loving his grandkids a bit because of it, because they remind him of me. Glad this Christmas is a bust to be honest. But was it nice? The warm pork pie, not the home video Edited November 29, 2020 by sage Jourdan and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 20 minutes ago, Beetroot said: Last Boxing day we had the in laws round as per tradition. Mrs Parsnip's dad brought a massive pork pie he'd made. On a whim I decided to serve it warm. Frigging hell I'm not joking, he couldn't have been more offended if I started playing videos of me banging his daughter. He was distraught. It's still really uncomfortable if it gets mentioned. I think he's actually stopped loving his grandkids a bit because of it, because they remind him of me. Glad this Christmas is a bust to be honest. Is this the truth or a big pork pie? ? cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Steve How Hard? said: Is this the truth or a big pork pie? ? Actually half and half. I just mentioned it to Mrs Parsnip after I'd posted it and she told me that he didn't actually make the pie - he'd just bought one from a butcher. Which makes me lose any sympathy I ever had for him. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 29/11/2020 at 22:20, Beetroot said: Actually half and half. I just mentioned it to Mrs Parsnip after I'd posted it and she told me that he didn't actually make the pie - he'd just bought one from a butcher. Which makes me lose any sympathy I ever had for him. his favourite butcher who he helped slaughter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 I’m posting this in tribute to @froggg who hasn’t posted for over 3 months and I’m thinking we should be getting worried. Dirty manfood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 He’s alive and cooking, I’m pleased to say. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 On 24/11/2020 at 14:28, sage said: @Eddie can i recommend that next time you make some, eat one of them whilst still warm, it's a game changer. The first time I ever had warm pork pie was from a street vendor outside Old Trafford in about 1970. Utterly amazing, so you are preaching to the converted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Give us a quiche and I'll tell you. Actually, I fib. We are having the pork pie I froze 2 weeks ago (It was wrapped in parchment, silver foil and clingfilm as a test) and has now thawed. The quiche is to be frozen in the same manner as the pork pie was (but still in its dish) and is for Boxing Day. More pork pies to be cooked this Saturday. Steve How Hard? and Gap tooth ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Bin out wi' ferret tonight and bagged mesen a game pie. All manner of rodents stewed up in this. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 (edited) Was delicious except for the near perfect skeleton of a water vole trying to sneak it's way into my esophagus. Edited December 19, 2020 by Beetroot cstand and stejawh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertRam Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Sausage egg and chips, already ate it though so no photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 8kg of joy and loveliness sheeponacid, Steve How Hard?, Comrade 86 and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Spanish said: 8kg of joy and loveliness Muy agradable. Feliz navidad mi amigo. Spanish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Muy agradable. Feliz navidad mi amigo. Gracias egualmente Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Spanish said: 8kg of joy and loveliness This for Xmas? You pulling my leg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Boycie said: This for Xmas? You pulling my leg? Telling porkies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Ordered these just in case I abuse my intestines. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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