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Hey! There's a queue, you know? Get in line.

We've got no money and we're under a transfer embargo. You can blame our scouting team for a lot of things, but they've got both their hands tied behind their back whilst trying to walk a tightrope with a blindfold on atm. Don't really think you can critcise them too much this time.

Can see the logic of Jagielka. Adds another CB to the squad and also fills the position of third choice goalkeeper. Two birds, one stone.

That's a bit optimistic

Our defence.

Poppycock. Man for man England are a class above Denmark. They were lucky to get out of their group with two losses and Wales & Czech is a lucky route to where they are. Nobody could begrudge them a semi final spot after what happened in their first game but this is as far as they go. Expect a similar game to Ukraine. Easy win. Ref will blow on 90 again to put them out their misery.
I'm not even going to bother watching. See you Sunday.

Nice shirt, I'll bag one for me dad.

Very strange response, I thought my post was pretty insipid to be honest but must have horribly misjudged that one I guess.
I guess you think I have voodoo dolls of a caricature of Mel Morris that I stick pins in to amuse myself or something of that ilk but alas I lead such a quiet existence am afraid.
Anyhows I'll DM you next time I'm going to post something to run it by your internal censor to avoid further offending you. 

all the best waggy thanks for keeping us up mate 
 

Surely that statement means that we didn't break the existing rules?

Oi Rick parry, Steve Gibson and that weird hat guy from Wycombe.....

Other than up front and at centre back it doesn't look to bad. We'll ship loads of goals and won't score any again, but other than that we should be alright. 

You're stuck between a rock and a hard place if you are trying to build a sustainable business in the football league (which isn't what we are trying to do anyway). If you cut everything to the bone and go down you lose a crap ton of income anyway. You have to rely on player  sales to make the difference up if you still want to compete as well, but we are as good at selling players as we are at buying them. Its very difficult to get the balance right, but we're just getting rid of anything not nailed down anyway .

Last thing we need is players failing drug tests ?

Why not? I can't be any worse then anybody else that played up front last year. (Narrator: He was worse in every possible way.)

Is there an interchangeable league one thread? You know... just in case 

Southgate's team selection is a joke. 

No he isn't. He simply raised a query with the efl regarding how we operate. Contrary to popular belief everybody isn't out to get poor little Derby.

No he isn't. He simply raised a query with the efl regarding how we operate. Contrary to popular belief everybody isn't out to get poor little Derby.

No he has not, where is your proof?

Not sure why we would have an embargo relating to the restated accounts unless we didn't submit them in the prescribed timescales, it's the last 2 years accounts that need submitting by the end of the month surely that will dictate whether we have an embargo relating to the accounts.
Not sure if we have an embargo in place as a result of the investigation until the DC publish their findings.

Because he couldn't pick his nose?

Rice, Henderson and Phillips
No Foden, Mount, Grealish etc.
Enjoy that season ticket Rams fans

Now I understand why we're so crap