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1 hour ago, David said:

Who was Flanagan's support for you?

I think it was the same fella you saw. 

Did he do a joke about smacking his little girl in the face with his testicles? 

Have booked this week for both Bill Bailey and Rhod Gilbert. 

Micky Flanagan was 7/10 for me, but his support was excellent.

On 03/10/2023 at 12:55, Srg said:

Saw something briefly about this, didn't her intestines come out or something?! I think a wedgie is the most mildest way of describing it imaginable.

I think she suffered a gash to her gash.

8 minutes ago, PistoldPete said:

so has HS2 to Birmingham been scrapped too? . I must have missed that bit. And HS1 seems to end up in the Isle of Sheppey. 

They're building a migrant detention centre on the Isle of Sheppey, ready for the hurricane of illegals heading for London.

2 minutes ago, Kernow said:

Fantastic. Now let's turn our attention to Cheltenham v Fleetwood. Cheltenham, in their 11th league game of the season are still on a grand total of 0 league goals.

They're almost guaranteed to change that on Saturday, because it's what we do. I was going to say it's got Curtis Davies' name written all over it, but he's just been sent off so that's a blessing.

Cheltenham will set a new league record tonight if they fail to score.

I too had visions of Dr Derby breaking their run with a Davies goal, so at least that's off the table.

s***

Proper away goal that, love it!

Once you accept that we're quite a poor team, it becomes easier to cope with such results.

We're going nowhere this season, season two of the plan wasted by October, yet nothing will change.

Maybe Warne will stumble on a solution next season, maybe he won't. 

Dyslexia.

Doesn't know it's ears from its bowel.

Thank god the Scots were always too pished to scramble over a 3ft wall and invade.

1 hour ago, David said:

This is probably the best chance since we took the record for our 11 points to be beaten.

Come at me all you nay sayers!

It might have been, until you opened your yawning gap, in the same way you reckoned the league should have just awarded us promotion last season, and we promptly went into reverse. 

Not only are you stupid, you don't learn either.

7 minutes ago, David said:

Also got back at 3am from Almerimar, Dad lives on a yacht out there in the Marina, don't get any ideas he's loaded, it's actually a pretty cheap way to live.

Anyhow, it's the first time I've been to Spain in a non tourist area and you have to butcher your way through Spanish in some bars.

What was weird though is the tapa, not tapas as we would call it, you get a free dish with a drink in some places, others it's 50 cents.

Sounds great, but a typical offering and bare in mind this is a non tourist area,

Salad, fried fish, ribs, pork, meatballs....hamburger, nuggets.

They could also be hit and miss, this is fried fish in one place and yes that's on a bed of ready salted crisps with pickled anchovies, not fried.

Needless to say, we didn't go back to that one.

Where other places, not tapa, nor particularly "Spanish" as it was one of the two English bars, €20 for 2 meals and a drink.

Oh and the sunsets, no filter.....

Definitely going back, even got keys for the yacht now so we can go if he's somewhere else round the world.

The pickled anchovies probably taste amazing.

It took me a decade of Polish Xmas celebrations to try the pickled fish, and it's really nice.

20 minutes ago, CBRammette said:

trudge across to all home matches

That's the problem under PW, I too trudge to games now, rather than bouncing into the ground.

I remember sitting outside a pub near Smithfield Market, when I read the news Colin had passed away. 

Pub full of Millwall, and me shedding a silent tear hoping they wouldn't notice.

I enjoyed it more before they fixed the issue. 

Me neither.

1 hour ago, angieram said:

We are here already.

Keen. 😉

 

Loving the glimpse of an old school sat nav.

Make sure it's being held the right way around!

I thought the in house interview with Barkhuizen was very good.

He seems to have a good grasp of the reality of this season so far, and what we need to do to improve. 

2 minutes ago, ramboy63 said:

Yes agreed if he is picked to start games(Unlikely) he needs to watch a video of how Chris Martin held the ball up and played players in

He could also watch last nights first goal again, another good example of playing someone in.

Why not buy a ouija board, and give Brian the job?

Saving his pennies to pay for his prison protection shortly.

I won't renew next season, based on this. 

I really don't know why we acknowledged the two disasters in any form.

Surely that's for us to do as individuals, in our own time, if we so wish.

They both happened on another continent, have nothing to do with a game in the 3rd tier of English football, and I don't imagine the solidarity displayed would even register in either affected area.

In all likelihood, Malaria and malnutrition kill more Africans every single week than these two disasters, yet we don't give them a weekly round of applause.