dog Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Right back, a cheery wave to the crowd vonwright 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Left back…. in the changing room. ooohh as I stand up. jono and Miggins 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IslandExile Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Centre forward who hugs the left touchline and hardly ever scores, so not a lot of thought given to goal celebrations. I would like to think I'd go with Bobby Charlton handshakes on the way back to the halfway line. jono 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Best position: As far away from the ball as possible. Goal celebration: Holding my head as the keeper retrieves the ball from my own teams net. DavesaRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonwright Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 32 minutes ago, dog said: Right back, a cheery wave to the crowd I can definitely play the Chris Martin role*. *If "the Chris Martin role" means "standing up front with hands on hips looking p****d off at team mates" jono 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Right back, can cross quite well, however …….. Can’t score. Tended to get overexcited, never hits it first time, takes too many touches at critical moments Excellent at missing sitters, A barn door looks like the eye of a needle. But if I did ever score it would be a single fist pumped skyward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB SPORTS Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Defensive Midfielder, i have a cultured second touch (tackle). Only one goal celebration is worthy. This one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BathRam72 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 (edited) Any where in defence where I don't have to run too far. If I were to score, then it would be the shirt over my head routine. After all, why should I be the only one to witness this god like belly. (God being Buddha) Edited June 9, 2023 by BathRam72 Speeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Left back in the ... curse you foreveram for using the joke. Bit quick (30 years ago!), Free kicks, a wannabe Carlos, celebration? Shirt over head and a range of plan white tee shirts with witticisms on them (well funny for me, a half wit from Often, I once wrote "oops no shirt" on my bare chest with a marker - took like 3 months to clear or something, worst bit was I put real thought into it and took the time to get the S right, writing it upside down) Carnero and Foreveram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTom92 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Doggy A lie down and a puff on a cigarette. Will Hughes Hair 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 The first 11 would have to have @Stive Pesley on the left wing, @Archied on the right wing. Celebration would be 2 fingers at each other. Stive Pesley, Scott129, Jubbs and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Up front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Andrew3000 and Miggins 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Just now, Anag Ram said: Position after celebration? A & E Miggins and Andrew3000 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew3000 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 RWB uttoxram75, Anag Ram and ramit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archied Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 2 hours ago, David said: The first 11 would have to have @Stive Pesley on the left wing, @Archied on the right wing. Celebration would be 2 fingers at each other. How very dare you , I can play on the left wing and cut inside too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavesaRam Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Midfield dynamo a la Archie Gemmill, Willie Carlin. I've got the height bit right anyway! Goal celebration would be Alan hinton's when he scored his goal in the 5 - 0 thrashing of Arsenal, only I've got too many front teeth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew3000 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Archied said: How very dare you , I can play on the left wing and cut inside too I think you can read the game well, not fooled easily, show moral courage, flexibility and can defend and attack. I think you may struggle with conventional formations, will be written off as an expensive maverick but you're just ahead of your time. I think cupping your ear or shushing the crowd might be increasingly apt. Edited June 9, 2023 by Andrew3000 Archied 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Knee slide ala 2014 team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarsdenRam Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Ovine mascot, liable to bellyflop à la Shefki Kuqi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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