Comrade 86 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 42 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: My biological sperm donor was a sweaty apparently! Kirkcaldy I believe. Mother doesn’t speak nicely of him and the bloke I called “dad” for 44 years is fine by me. Ok, so had to read that one 3 times...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtoileSportiveDeDerby Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 hours ago, oomarkwright said: Scotland? Always expect them to be poor and never quite reach that level RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Back to the subject at hand - it's 5 mins to kick off of Italy v Turkey. 2 pundits have gone for a draw, and rio thinks that we'll have goals. Turkey seems to be playing a single striker who's CKRs age and he's up against 2 even older Italian cbs. Will we be marvelling at the pace? ? RadioactiveWaste 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Well, Forza Italia. Or Forza Motorsport as my phone suggested. JoetheRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Looking forward to this despite @Van der MoodHoover surprisingly being a complete moodhoover ? Pointless interest bet is 5-A-Side @ 20/1 Receipt No: O/140215329/0004969 Jorginho To Make 75+ Passes M. Locatelli To Make 1+ Assists C. Immobile To Have 2+ Shots L. Insigne Anytime Goalscorer D. Berardi To Have 1+ Shots On Target Probably significantly more chance of being hit by a low-flying aeroplane! Enjoy chaps and chappettes. Van der MoodHoover 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 What’s that car all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 First bizarre novelty of the evening is the match ball being driven to the centre circle in a miniature remote controlled VW. WTF? I think we can do better... Vern troyer could be a "mini me" of the ref on a mobility scooter to deliver the ball..... ? Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, 86 Hair Islands said: Looking forward to this despite @Van der MoodHoover surprisingly being a complete moodhoover ? Pointless interest bet is 5-A-Side @ 20/1 Receipt No: O/140215329/0004969 Jorginho To Make 75+ Passes M. Locatelli To Make 1+ Assists C. Immobile To Have 2+ Shots L. Insigne Anytime Goalscorer D. Berardi To Have 1+ Shots On Target Probably significantly more chance of being hit by a low-flying aeroplane! Enjoy chaps and chappettes. Now then - I'm only a MoodHoover where completely overblown predictions of England are made.... I do enjoy a footie tournament and have the chance to watch the great majority if not all of the games. Might be looking a bit glassy eyed after 50 0-0 draws mind.... ? Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 7 minutes ago, Van der MoodHoover said: First bizarre novelty of the evening is the match ball being driven to the centre circle in a miniature remote controlled VW. Nothing says Italy more than a remote controlled Volkswagen Van der MoodHoover and Comrade 86 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 (edited) Already wishing someone would tell Jenas to STFU - bloke’s got a bad case of verbal diarrhoea….. Edited June 11, 2021 by Gaspode Angry Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 4 minutes ago, Carnero said: Nothing says Italy more than a remote controlled Volkswagen Or England by poking fun at porgs tbh.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 hours ago, AndyinLiverpool said: If you expect nothing, how can it be a crushing disappointment? My expectations are perhaps not as low as previous experiences tell me they ought to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: My expectations are perhaps not as low as previous experiences tell me they ought to be. It's a race to the bottom of the wellspring of misery..... ? Eddie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rad1919 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 We'll tonight's game is 0-0 so I assume it's rubbish. I love DCFC but international football just doesn't do it for me. Can't take my eyes off the Djokovic/Nadal semi final, unbelievable athletes providing unbelievable entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 39 minutes ago, Van der MoodHoover said: Back to the subject at hand - it's 5 mins to kick off of Italy v Turkey. 2 pundits have gone for a draw, and rio thinks that we'll have goals. Turkey seems to be playing a single striker who's CKRs age and he's up against 2 even older Italian cbs. Will we be marvelling at the pace? ? Italian super sub last 15 mins for the appropriately named Immobile. Van der MoodHoover 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 (edited) As opening games go it's somewhere between Germany v Costa Rica at WC 2006 and Switzerland v Czech Republic at Euro 2008. Reasonably interesting. Best bit so far was Andrea Bocelli's suit and shades combo. About a million times better than Tennis though. Edited June 11, 2021 by JoetheRam Comrade 86 and Van der MoodHoover 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Italy are going to go a long way in this tournament. on a side note, over here they have Alex Del Piero as a pundit in the studio, i dont, but if i did, then he would be the one.. Alph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, JoetheRam said: As opening games go it's somewhere between Germany v Costa Rica at WC 2006 and Switzerland v Czech Republic at Euro 2008. Reasonably interesting. Best bit so far was Andrea Bocelli's suit and shades combo. About a million times better than Tennis though. Opening games are generally unmemorable. I can't personally recall either of your examples but I'd be pretty sure I watched them. This is not a bad game really. The last opening game I think I remember was italia 90 when Cameroon surprised Argentina, much to everyones huge amusement... ? MuespachRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Italy have looked decent to my eye against a team who appear to be tying to bore them to death. Bit of a tangent but why do the Beeb persist with the grinning idiot that is Robbie Savage? And do he and Bale have the same myopic hairdresser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, 86 Hair Islands said: Italy have looked decent to my eye against a team who appear to be tying to bore them to death. Bit of a tangent but why do the Beeb persist with the grinning idiot that is Robbie Savage? And do he and Bale have the same myopic hairdresser? Same reason I was given for not being shortlisted for a job today.... Diversity and inclusion ? Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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