SaintRam Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Norman said: But we don't eat bats Speak for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Findus have been knocking out bat lasagnes for a few years now, tastes just like chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Norman said: But we don't eat bats I set up a business selling bats for food, but i was shut down by the police for running a racket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 4 hours ago, Paul71 said: Have been to Morrisons this afternoon and the aisle with the toilet paper is empty...whats wrong with people? Seriously do wonder about the intelligence of the human race. Also this : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-51771584 Its appalling.....people are so selfish its unreal. I expected to find all the hand gel gone... as it was... but so was all the liquid hand soap too! Makes you wonder just how few people washed/gelled up before last week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag zig Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 On 03/03/2020 at 05:26, Zag zig said: That’s how I see it and the point Yani P makes about Heathrow brings perspective, postponing sporting events, yet leaving mass border entry open, somehow doesn’t seem sensible but then we’re talking about politicians here. However, the tricky one would be if say an outbreak was to occur within a sporting institution, particularly amongst it’s players? Spurs for instance have already took preventative measures with Son but what if an outbreak occurs on the playing side? Whilst it’s easy for say the RFU to nullify Italy fixtures, they are largely “dead rubbers” anyway, the real what IF would be if any team that potentially could affect a promotion/relegation even Europe outcome had a Coronavirus outbreak within it’s ranks. How would you be able to force a team to complete fixtures? Postponement would be the only option or legal suits would follow everywhere. And so it comes to pass...... in Rugby at least. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/51777621 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted March 6, 2020 Author Share Posted March 6, 2020 57 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: I expected to find all the hand gel gone... as it was... but so was all the liquid hand soap too! Makes you wonder just how few people washed/gelled up before last week! With all the bog paper also being sold out, does that mean more people are starting to wipe their arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 minute ago, 1of4 said: With all the bog paper also being sold out, does that mean more people are starting to wipe their arse. There doesn't appear to be any other obvious reason behind it! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: There doesn't appear to be any other obvious reason behind it! ? Self isolation daytime TV tissue tickbox. GMTV - Susannah Reid. ☑️ Lorraine - tricky, but with soft enough lighting ☑️ Homes under the hammer ❎ This Morning - Holly Willowbooby☑️ Loose Women - sometimes have Katie Price on, a guilty pleasure but sometimes they're the best ☑️ Home and Away - every female cast member under 40 and over 16☑️ Countdown - Rachael Riley☑️☑️ Repeat X10 for a two week stretch, and tell me 100 rolls is enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 33 minutes ago, reverendo de duivel said: Self isolation daytime TV tissue tickbox. GMTV - Susannah Reid. ☑️ Lorraine - tricky, but with soft enough lighting ☑️ Homes under the hammer ❎ This Morning - Holly Willowbooby☑️ Loose Women - sometimes have Katie Price on, a guilty pleasure but sometimes they're the best ☑️ Home and Away - every female cast member under 40 and over 16☑️ Countdown - Rachael Riley☑️☑️ Repeat X10 for a two week stretch, and tell me 100 rolls is enough! I'm sure I popped my head in a prisoner's cell the other day and Riley was very pregnant. I still would, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Norman said: I'm sure I popped my head in a prisoner's cell the other day and Riley was very pregnant. I still would, though. She's dropped it now. They must have been watching on catch up, all at the taxpayers expense no doubt. On a serious note, the authorities must be bricking it that the illness could make its way into your work? A closed population, no chance of being isolated, staff who have no option to sit out for 2 weeks, and a captive audience, excuse the pun, who would play up a common cold to see a different four walls, even temporarily. Nightmare, treading on eggshells stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 1 hour ago, reverendo de duivel said: Homes under the hammer ❎ The one who is not that strange chap with a beard or Dion Dublin is sort of milfy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Right, peak insanity is very close. At my factory we have just been briefed to do a thorough Return to Work (RTW) interview with everybody who has been off on holiday. We have always done one for absence but HR have decided we have to complete them for holidays now, Sounds sensible, if someones had a week off, ask them if they've been to any of the at risk countries, been in contact with anyone who is self isolating or been in contact with anyone tested etc,etc Then it gets silly. If someone has one day off in the week, books a days holiday on a Thursday for instance because they are on lates to attend a football match, they must do a RTW interview on their next shift back. I asked HR today, do we need to do RTW interview for everybody on Monday morning as they've had two days off. Also we have some production lines where people work 3 on 3 off shifts, Engineers who work 4 on 4 off patterns....no thats a normal shift pattern therefore no RTW interview required. But, but, but, whats the difference between some one having a day off in the week for an appointment, football match, birthday, new cooker being delivered and having two days off because its the weekend? Answer: because head office have sent a memo out ordering us to do RTW interviews with everybody returning from holiday, even if its one day. The world won't end due to a virus or nuclear war. It will end because people will one day, collectively, just give up at the futility of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 7 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: Right, peak insanity is very close. At my factory we have just been briefed to do a thorough Return to Work (RTW) interview with everybody who has been off on holiday. We have always done one for absence but HR have decided we have to complete them for holidays now, Sounds sensible, if someones had a week off, ask them if they've been to any of the at risk countries, been in contact with anyone who is self isolating or been in contact with anyone tested etc,etc Then it gets silly. If someone has one day off in the week, books a days holiday on a Thursday for instance because they are on lates to attend a football match, they must do a RTW interview on their next shift back. I asked HR today, do we need to do RTW interview for everybody on Monday morning as they've had two days off. Also we have some production lines where people work 3 on 3 off shifts, Engineers who work 4 on 4 off patterns....no thats a normal shift pattern therefore no RTW interview required. But, but, but, whats the difference between some one having a day off in the week for an appointment, football match, birthday, new cooker being delivered and having two days off because its the weekend? Answer: because head office have sent a memo out ordering us to do RTW interviews with everybody returning from holiday, even if its one day. The world won't end due to a virus or nuclear war. It will end because people will one day, collectively, just give up at the futility of it all. Half hearted HR policy in my opinion. You should be doing return to work interviews every morning. After all, you don’t know what anybody has been up to during the 12+ hours since you last saw them. Come to think of it, what about lunch hours? As you say, the first point seems sensible but the rest is simply the world going mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 12 hours ago, 1of4 said: With all the bog paper also being sold out, does that mean more people are starting to wipe their arse. After the recent images of Boris showing us how to wash our hands im just glad we dont get to see him showing us how to wipe our arses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Saw something today about the government potentially limiting attendance at sporting events to 500 people. Jesus Christ, can you imagine the debate on here about who deserves to go to the games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Just now, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Saw something today about the government potentially limiting attendance at sporting events to 500 people. Jesus Christ, can you imagine the debate on here about who deserves to go to the games. We will be ok.....im sure with Mels knowledge of loopholes he will work out a way we can submit our attendance on 88 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 500 people eh ? So all Middlesbrough have to do is ban away support and it’ll be business as usual, more pandering to Gibson. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 11 hours ago, Norman said: I'm sure I popped my head in a prisoner's cell the other day and Riley was very pregnant. I still would, though. Always knew she was a wrong-un?. Eyes of a killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uptherams Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 2 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Saw something today about the government potentially limiting attendance at sporting events to 500 people. Jesus Christ, can you imagine the debate on here about who deserves to go to the games. I think that implies no fans ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.