Coneheadjohn Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 20 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: Must be a tough medical he's having. Poor bloke been there most of the day. Either that or the wardrobe has become unhinged during his time on the side lines. His medical is not the usual one,I understand he has to eat 100 pies and drink 20 cans of lager to pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I thought these medicals consisted of "can you touch your toes. OK cough please.... right you're fine, sign here" I may be wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 3 hours ago, kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong said: 17 games to go....they could make a charge up to the promotion places as have previously If they won every one of their last 17 games, they would finish on 83, and that would not be enough for automatic promotion. Not a doughnut's chance in Greggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Gritters said: I thought these medicals consisted of "can you touch your toes. OK cough please.... right you're fine, sign here" I may be wrong. .....except he was coughing so much he couldn't touch his toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Can someone change that yellow thing at the top to say "Chris Martin is at Reading completing the longest medical in the world". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 3 hours ago, kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong said: 17 games to go....they could make a charge up to the promotion places as have previously I will personally stand in the south Stand in just a thong 1st game next season if Reading go up this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Yep Chris Martin gets the them playing great football just in time for our trip there in February - so do loans win us points or lose them if teams become more confident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninos Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 38 minutes ago, Gritters said: Can someone change that yellow thing at the top to say "Chris Martin is at Reading completing the longest medical in the world". Nice one @Gritters. That made me laugh out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 41 minutes ago, Gritters said: Can someone change that yellow thing at the top to say "Chris Martin is at Reading completing the longest medical in the world". Perhap he’s going on loan to the Reading Walking Football team due to his lack of pace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Gritters said: I thought these medicals consisted of "can you touch your toes. OK cough please.... right you're fine, sign here" I may be wrong. Eye test, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, GboroRam said: Eye test, surely? Just for the lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted McMinn Football Genius Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Gritters said: I thought these medicals consisted of "can you touch your toes. OK cough please.... right you're fine, sign here" I may be wrong. There in may lie the problem, “touch my toes you say, I’ve not seen them in over 7 years so I have declared them legally dead!” was CMs response. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, GboroRam said: Eye test, surely? Well played, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 32 minutes ago, coneheadjohn said: Perhap he’s going on loan to the Reading Walking Football team due to his lack of pace. This is where he is very much misunderstood. People don't realise he's a walk-in wardrobe not a walking wardrobe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: This is where he is very much misunderstood. People don't realise he's a walk-in wardrobe not a walking wardrobe. What??He’s a walking walk in Wardrobe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1977 Ram Raider Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 1 hour ago, coneheadjohn said: His medical is not the usual one,I understand he has to eat 100 pies and drink 20 cans of lager to pass. Should take him all of 10 minutes, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 he's out on loan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 All the best to him. I'm taking it a lot easier than I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Writing has been on the wall, but sad to see him go. Presumably whatever happens he'll be off this summer. Good luck Chrissy Martin. Thanks for the goals, the football and the, ahem, craftily won free kicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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