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On 31/05/2020 at 15:38, Mucker1884 said:

Dog owners, who for some inexplicable reason, assume everyone would like to fuss over their dogs!

I've got loads of these.

1. People who don't understand that dogs are equals. (Betters if anything). 

2. Gary Barlow.

3. People who don't get down on all fours and have a little mini wrestle with any dog that decides to grace him/her with their company.

4. Gary Frigging Barlow.

5. People who are unwilling to give big kisses on the lips to random dogs.

6. Oh and that Facebook thing, "I've been nominated to post 10 pieces of crap to annoy everyone"...

7. Loads of other facebook things.

8. Gary Barlow.

9. Gary Barlow.

10. Struggling for a tenth. Must be a good day.

@RamNut I was so moved by your story that i made a little hand drawing your new lodger. What do you think?

46 minutes ago, RamNut said:

The one of the right looks like it’s got two bum holes.

Only joking. 

I bet they taste great.

the trouble with these photos is I get interested in the decor. What are those wall tiles?

Haha we actually called that the bumhole loaf!

Dirty bacon grease splattered travertine?

Mrs Pastinaak's sourdough game is strong. We love a good bandwagon in our house. And to you laymen, the black one isn't burned - its supposed to be like that and it's incredible. @froggg'll know.

7 hours ago, Chester40 said:

'You'... Was recommended it,  I squirmed through 2 episodes and its quite possibly the most nauseating, contrived, rip off, grating, stylised pile of pap I have ever seen. 

So many shows are like that. I don't know about 'You' but i remember watching 13 reasons why after a recommendation here - absolutely shocking. Im embarrassed to have watched it. 

Just managed to finish Afterlife 2. It's crap.

They're all crap. Everything's crap.

I remember years ago staying up till tomorrow binge watching the first 3 seasons of 24. God that was so good. 

1 hour ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

To all the Marvel fans in here (not me) that @David has accused of being childish, I present you with this:

That's deeply pathetic. Is he old enough to drink that beer in the photo?

1 hour ago, Van Wolfie said:

Thoughts on Killing Eve?

Never seen it but thinking about watching from the beginning on iPlayer, now we've finished a couple of other shows.

Series 1 was really brilliant. Series 2 a bit disappointing. Happens dunnit.

3 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

I found the first series a bit dull and basically a vehicle for Gervais to put his twitter rants into video form.

Yeah there were enough funny bits to make it watchable but some of the characters were annoying. The main character himself was awful, everyone loves him but for what reason? His dead wife was horrendously grating. The ridiculously nice prostitute was bizarre - as was the ridiculously nice intern at the office. Don't get me started on the annoying old bint on the bench. Even his nursing home love interest from the extras had a shocker. Hopefully none of these characters are recurring in this next season.

I watched the first 3 episodes of Gervais's Afterlife 2 last night. I was a bit bladdered and can't remember much about it except it was a bit boring and I think the postman went out with the impossibly nice sex worker. 

I think I'd better rewatch it all before I review it.

10 minutes ago, reverendo de duivel said:

I put my foot through a window while arsing about after my 18th, severed my Achilles and ended up having surgery 2 pm on Xmas day.

If you're thinking about starting a "confess your stupidest moments" thread then, entertaining as it might be, count me out.

12 minutes ago, David said:

I mean you can create your own picture in your head if it makes you feel better, but I was there.

I'm only joking mate, although it sounds like you deserve a bit of a ribbing. I don't throw stones for real though, I have a long list of extremely stupid acts lining my past history ??

9 hours ago, David said:

all the nurses are impressed by our food bank efforts. Think one nurse has her eye on me, might ask for a bath

This is my favourite bit.

Some absolute tool decides lockdown doesn't apply to him and scooters off to see his mate, ends up in A&E stinking of booze, complaining that the doctor doesn't speak proper English, slurring all over the nurses about his forum fundraising whilst simultaneously costing the overstretched NHS a fortune in ambulance call outs, x rays, painkillers... yeah... I bet she was well impressed with you ???

Just watched Tinker Bell (2008).

It's crap.

58 minutes ago, reverendo de duivel said:

Home made Kiev's, not like you'd mistake them for shop bought.

Right up my street they are.

I'm late to the party but I've just binge watched Fleabag and it's a masterpiece!

Also Frozen 2 was really good.

Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.

This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.

Joined the queue at a very busy KFC in Chesterfield, waited a aeon to order my mighty bucket & gravy. The faceless voice from the box said "No gravy on today duck".

Like it was nothing.

1 minute ago, RamNut said:

Well, You are in Robin Hood - Men in tights - land. 

True, although it was womens football so wearing my tights could've been seen as cultural appropriation. 

1 hour ago, Boycie said:

Are those tights?

Don't be ridiculous it's about -10° why would I be wearing just my tights?

Storm Dennis has hit France this weekend.

Of course over there they call it "Les Dennis".

7 minutes ago, Brummie Steve said:

Quorn sausage, wholemeal pasta, Dolmio Med veg sauce and spinach.

Great meal, takes just an hour, and dead simple to make.

Tastes great too!

 

How does that take an hour? Are you making the pasta yourself?

10 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

How are you supposed to eat that?

Quickly before...

19 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

I have been known to have both (custard AND Ice cream).

In my younger days, of course... late 30's, early 40's!  ?

I always ask for both. Although I'm still in your younger days, just about!

On 22/01/2020 at 18:38, froggg said:

Dorset lamb braised all day with smoked paprika, garlic and oregano, melt in the mouth, served with bread and president butter, all washed down with a glass of Rioja.

I bet you carry that nifty little flick knife everywhere don't you? Always ready to slice into some all day braised lamb like the culinary super hero that you are.