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What player crisis?

18 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said:

Missed the goal annoyingly in the bog 

Told ya ?

14 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said:

Pre match drinks The Embankment

You'll need a wee half way through the first half if you're drinking 2 pints at a time this early.

I've never watched a single episode. Which is strange because this kind of trash TV is right up my street. I remember Big Brother series 1 like it was yesterday - one of the best things ever broadcast. (Probably before you was born @DarkFruitsRam7??) Mad. I nearly started a thread on "The Circle" earlier this year - a brilliant program but I felt it would probably be under appreciated by the forum.

I'll see if I can binge watch Love Island now.

I don't care what he's worth or what we need the money for - if it's Florest at the table then I want @B4ev6isto do the negotiating.

31 minutes ago, hintonsboots said:

I’ve heard rumours Scunthorpe have offered him a deal ? Perhaps @Buckomay have the inside track on this ? Would be interested in his thoughts. Would really like Andre’s brother at Pride Park.

@Buckocan you confirm?

2 hours ago, Bucko said:

I'm hearing he's had/having a medical so I would imagine not

Sadly 

The way Rooney was adamant that no players will be sold makes this whole situation 100x worse in my eyes 

Any news on Andre Wisdom's brother? Heard he's been training with the squad?

Well why didn't they say?

I've been worried sick here ?

3 hours ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

As abhorrent as it is, I don’t think being unfaithful to one’s wife is any sort of indicator of managerial ability. And I don’t think having a few jars on a Saturday night is either.

Tory voter.

Posting in real time.

I'm watching tele in my favourite seat and needed a wee. Whenever I vacate my favourite seat (the corner bit of the sofa), my dog nicks it. So I always put something there so he won't, like my laptop or summat. I grabbed the mirror the Mrs uses for make up, its actually a little wall mirror but she just props it up on her knees for some reason. I placed that in my spot and went for a wee. 

As I was having a wee I had a mini panic attack - what if my dog is stupid enough to sit on the mirror?? He is a pretty stupid dog! Could he be that dumb??? I rushed down without even dabbing and found the dog snoring on the floor.

Panic over, went to get mesen a drink, brought it back to the settee with half an eye on the tele - and sat on the stupid mirror.

I'm dreading another official statement from the club. Feels like there's some very bad news coming.

5 minutes ago, Ramslad1992 said:

Rather give my fiver to the club… they need it more than I do at the minute! 

Don't forget you owe me £50.

36 minutes ago, David said:

I’m with you there, all these half fans looking to make a bit of money, I hope they end up skint betting on Derby going down ?

Let's see who has the last laugh next summer when we're in league one and I've got @Ramslad1992's £50 and you're banging on about how Rooney needs another season to advance his project ?

2 hours ago, Ramslad1992 said:

I’ll give you 50/1 (void in event of points deductions)

we won’t get relegated… and it will be hilarious to see everyone lose their pop when we don’t.

I'll have a quid with you. But void if we swap manager at any point in the season. Wayne Rooney is the only man I trust to mastermind this.

44 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

Got a spare standing ticket for this if anyone wants it. Face value of course.

On 22/07/2021 at 09:46, DarkFruitsRam7 said:

In my youth and arrogance, that's an upside to me. It's been too long since I've hugged a random stranger after we score.

Buyer beware.

Would I be able to get odds on us being relegated with sub 11 points? 

51 minutes ago, Rev said:

It must be 3 years since @DarkFruitsRam7 made his cubicle confession.

Is no else bored by it being bought up constantly?

I've heard smatterings of this story but I haven't actually learned what it's about. By all accounts I'm better off staying in this position.

The AmericanRam thing as well, I don't actually know what happened there. 

What else don't I know?

1 hour ago, Tyler Durden said:

especially not Forest

Why especially not Førest?

22 minutes ago, David said:

I think me and you go to football stadiums for completely different reasons. Have you not tried going down your local park at night and flashing your headlights?

Headlights? @DarkFruitsRam7? The glow in the dark wheels on his scooter can hardly be called headlights.

Anyway leave him alone. Hugging random strangers in stadiums is the closest that lads ever got to full sex.

32 minutes ago, Rev said:

Anyone interested in this?

I'd have called it the 102 personally, and left the overs at 6.

Anyone here getting behind the Trent Rockets, or is it a step too far for traditionalists?

Will a return to terrestrial live TV help the game, even though limited?

Tried to make sense of that and saw the word 'overs' which sounds like cricket to me. 

So are you saying there's a cricket team called the "Trent Rockets"?

It'll be Teden Mengi. Put us all in a good mood before they unload the horse sh¡t.

22 minutes ago, Jourdan said:

Personally I’d be going back to the drawing board and seeing who else is out there.

The last thing we should be doing is rushing into signings after minimal due diligence.

Literally the only possible rationale for allowing Rooney to continue is his links to Manu. If he can't pull some strings and bring in the cream of that academy then he needs sacking off. Otherwise abandon that list, get rid of Rooney, shove poor old Wassall into the dugout and see what's what. What does McClaren do? If he's still here sack him too. And Rosenior and the other one. Keep that tall one with the crazy curly hair and big glasses I like him. But otherwise get back to bare bones and start again. If we get relegated then we get relegated. Probably worth finding a couple of centre halves from somewhere though. Wassall'll sort it.

What was the question?

4 hours ago, Kernow said:

So you have to pick 5 of the following to join immediately, who are they?

C. Davies

A. Wisdom

P. Jagielka

R. Stearman

T. Mengi

S. Aluko

R. Morrison

S. Baldock

We're not getting promoted with that shower of shiz are we?

I want Mengi, Phil Jones, that wonderkid from the other night and 2 more of your hottest prospects please Ole. 

Rooney scored 200 goals for Manu, they owe him.

Did Andre Wisdom's brother get on at all?

Has Ravel done owt world class yet?