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24 Hours In A&E.
The production of this dogcrap program makes me want everyone on it to die.
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26 minutes ago, froggg said:
They were Macains gastro, always good in a hurry, made the pie in less than an hour while the chips cooked. ?
You fraud. I used to look up to you as a man of gastronomic esteem. But now look at you, with your thrice cooked oven chips... you're an object of culinary ridicule.
I'm saddened.
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Batshuayi needs to become a world class striker this season for Frank. Who else has he got? Giroud & Tammy? That's not a top 4 strike force at all!
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It must be a good 5 years now since I made the life changing decision to start wearing woman's nightwear instead of men's. I highly recommend you all make this change. The materials are lighter than air, the range of patterns and colours is wonderful and don't get me started on lace.
Interestingly, nobody judges me. These lovely skin tight bottoms were part of a set bought for me by Mrs Parsnip and this silky leopard skin number was bought for me by Mrs Parsnip's mum.
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12 minutes ago, David said:
Should be more careful next time
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Just now, David said:
I’m only 3 years behind you but looking at that pic I feel at least 30 years younger ?
Yeah have a couple of kids and come back to me...
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8 minutes ago, David said:
Sandals and jeans!!!! ???
Haven't you got any mirrors in your house to see what you look like before going out?
I'm a 40 year old dad of 2. And I dress accordingly.
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1 hour ago, richinspain said:
Does your missus give you a piece of paper with the order on it, just in case?
She pops a note in the little barrel in the dog's collar. The staff there know where to look. Then they sit me down outside with a pint so I can stare in to mid distance for twenty. The dog knows the way there and back. It's a foolproof system.
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Bit disappointing that one eh @BurtonRam7?
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1 hour ago, Boycie said:
Slaw my arse.
I'd rather not.
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On 31/01/2019 at 16:14, StivePesley said:
I got mugged by six dwarves last night.
Not happy.Omg I had to go back 6 pages to find the first actually funny joke. This thread is painful, it should be locked.
- Comrade 86 and Stive Pesley
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5 minutes ago, David said:
Dirty protest?
I've got form.
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13 hours ago, David said:
had a RSPCA charity collector the other day, you have 2 options when you open the door
I can't even bring myself to be polite to these orange vested charity idiots on the street - now if they turned up at my house and interrupted my Saturday morning poo... option 3 wouldn't be pretty.
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So I was mid poo this morning when there's a knock at the door. Normally I'd ignore it but I'm expecting some stuff from Amazon so I cut it off like a sausage machine, performed an express wipe and stumble downstairs like a ballbag, buttoning as I run.
Jehovah's bloody witnesses.
If I was ever on the fence about God then I'm not any more. They've blown it. I'm 100% atheist now.
Random stuff that people do that annoy me
in The Jim Smith Room
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Dude whenever I see the word "Pearl" there's only one thing that come's to mind.
You dirty bugger.