i-Ram

Well the last few posts have been a pretty depressing read.  

Team hug everyone.

Paddy asks Mick if he enjoyed his night out at a Faith Healing Event.

It was bloody rubbish said Mick. Even a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.

The delegation all enjoyed a 32 Red deal - Kung Po Chicken with extra chillies?️

Jokes about white sugar are rare, but brown sugar - Demerara 

8 hours ago, kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong said:

Currently got a BMW M140i...it's very nice and very fast but I think I'm rapidly reaching the age where something with more pliant suspension might be better for my knackered old back.

That’s a souped up hearse isn’t it?

Anyone wonder if Roman has already said duck this youth policy Frank, get the experienced ones playing. Or perhaps Frank has just melted under the pressure of one high scoring defeat.

2 hours ago, RamNut said:

Better off with a nice set of boobs than a nice set of wheels.

Are you aware of the price of inflating a nice set of boobs? A lot more than 50p down at the local garage.

1 hour ago, LeedsCityRam said:

Bit surprised by some of the posts on here - yeah, the protracted nature of Lampard's move to Chelsea was a bit irritating but ultimately few could have begrudged him the move & we've arguably upgraded since.

I wish Frank all the very best at Chelsea so take no pleasure from seeing his first competitive match end like that. It was great to see Mount & Tomori (two lads who did so much to try and get us up last year) in the matchday squad & Mount to start the match. I actually thought Chelsea were much the better team in the first 30 mins & had they gone ahead, the game could have been very different. Instead a sloppy error means they have to chase the match & against 2 strikers as quick as Rashford & Martial, that ain't a great place to be.

The problem for me is he is at Chelsea.  I like Frank. I really can’t abide Chelsea, and in particular their entitled fan base. I promise to take no great pleasure him being collateral damage as they fall down the league this season.

Frankie Frankie give us a bounce, Frankie give us a bounce.

1 hour ago, Mostyn6 said:

I couldn’t swallow pills so practiced on baked beans. True story. 

I had a similar approach adapting to the use of suppositories. Possibly not a true story.

3 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said:

I noticed a load of random items on my bank statement, (size 80 shoes, a bicycle horn, a huge plastic flower).

I contacted my bank and apparently my card has been clowned.

Needlesh to say, but we are all routing for you Buddy.

4 hours ago, Zag zig said:

Northern Aegean Islands 

Hope you are having a good time Zig Zag, and enjoyed the swim.  So many baldies on this Forum.

@David  Really sorry to learn that you continue to suffer with physical and mental turmoil. Hopefully someone soon will get to the bottom of this for you. All the best.

Met this girl in the pub, and said to her ‘you remind me of my little toe’. 

She said ‘ahhh, do you mean I am small and squidgy’.

l said ‘Nah, in half an hour I hope to be banging you hard against the kitchen table’.

16 minutes ago, eddie said:

Bye.

Silly point.

See the Politics Thread is pulled. Bit of an overreaction in my view, if only temporary. Yes a few posters were getting a bit tetchy, but deal with them - ban them from posting in the thread for a week or two. If they don’t comply and breach the terms, ban them full stop.  

33 minutes ago, bigbadbob said:

What's that fluffy thing on his shoulder ?

Chip camouflage.

1 hour ago, richinspain said:

Not been on since April 25th. Don't like to ask about other members normally because as this is generally an anonymous place we don't know their personal/private lives, but does anyone know if @Angry Ram is ok without going into details?

He is shacked up (perhaps shackled) in a commune with Lambchop.  Watch him deny it.

45 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

Nowt wrong with a bit of Bush at the weekend.  ?

8 hours ago, froggg said:

A starter of black pudding followed by Veal egg and chips, all washed down with a glass of agua sin gas.

Aqua sin gas ?.  Nice fancy words but it’s still water when it comes down to it ?

His father has tragically passed away now (heart attack late 50s). Terribly sad. It is good of Cardiff City to continue to uphold their period of ‘dignified’ silence.

9 hours ago, SouthStandDan said:

Took my girlfriend away this past weekend. Every day I felt like having a panic attack. I felt terrible, not only physically but mental it was so tough. I was constantly having to do things to stop the effects. It tends to happen when I get an adrenaline rush. For instance, at Derby games I’ve felt awful too. At work, when I have to speak in front of people I feel faint. Dizzy and struggling to breathe at times. It’s like my body cannot cope with excitement and it’s heartbreaking for me. I seemingly can’t do ordinary social activities without having to concentrate on my breathing or feeling sick. I don’t understand why this keeps occurring.

I had a panic attack nearly 2 years ago and the aftermath has never gone away. It was so random. I think I just felt faint and tried desperately to control, which ended up me being carted in the back of the ambulance. I don’t understand how one moment can then ultimately, not make me feel like the same man anymore. I’m a healthy person, I’ve cut out eating rubbish. Talking about it to a GP feels embarrassing as they’ll probably put me on drugs and I don’t want to take them. I want my brain to be retrained and I don’t know how. My girlfriend reckons I’m producing too much adrenaline but how is that possible. It’s so bizarre and I don’t want this to affect my personal relationships. 

Damn it.

You should go and see your GP buddy, and as appropriate take prescribed drugs if there is a chemical imbalance in your body. You cannot continue to suffer like you clearly are - two years!  You say you don’t want to be put on drugs?  You should not see this as a bad thing. It seems to me to be a very necessary step to start putting you right.  If you smashed your legs, would you say no to morphine, having your leg put in plaster, or turn down the use of crutches?  I would hope not, but that appears to be your logic.

l really think there is likely to be a good fix here.  I hope you get better soon.

2 minutes ago, froggg said:

https://share.icloud.com/photos/0unVYYThEiLFXQN9gEjEx--Qg#Bournemouth,_England

Looks like you might need to wash that down with a tot of Domestos.

22 hours ago, reveldevil said:

Struggling.

Deliberately taking a hammer to long standing relationships, ignoring my family, drinking far too much.

I know I'm doing it, but I'm not sure I care.

I don't think it's mental either, just who I am.

If you need a break to get away, two nights free of charge in a south coast Resthome is available to you. I thought about three, but not if you drinking far too much. Don’t bring that new recipe book you’ve been working through. You need some good comfort food buddy.