Mucker1884 Posted Tuesday at 08:25 Share Posted Tuesday at 08:25 When faced with an awkward situation, Muckerette will announce "One feels the need to go upstairs and remove one's hat". (A nod to Downton Abbey!) Similarly, we will often "Take a turn about the gardens" of "Go for a promenade"! Once the evening meals and ensuing chores are done, one of us will suggest we "Go and sit soft". That's a nod to Sally Webster in Corrie, from at least 20 years ago, when she was trying to impress a councillor visitor! Sadly, now I'm thinking about it, we make more than a few nods to The Catherine Tate show... A firm favourite when holidaying abroad... regardless of the food stuff in question... "The dirty b*******"! We'll jump and scream when the toast pops out of the toaster! And for some strange reason, we often find ourselves playing out a somewhat milder/less manic version of this (Wholly In private, I hasten to add!) "What have you done now?... What are you like"! Chester40 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted Tuesday at 08:46 Share Posted Tuesday at 08:46 I still use this when someone isn't clear or seems to be talking rubbish: Chester40, Ewe Ram, NG2Ram and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted Tuesday at 08:54 Share Posted Tuesday at 08:54 There's more weird posters on this forum than I'd previously thought! DarkFruitsRam7, ariotofmyown, ramit and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted Tuesday at 09:06 Share Posted Tuesday at 09:06 11 minutes ago, Wolfie20 said: There's more weird posters on this forum than I'd previously thought! Is that from a film? Not seen that one, bro! ariotofmyown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted Tuesday at 09:38 Share Posted Tuesday at 09:38 From Beverly Hills Cop - In a Eddie Murphy voice - Look man, I ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted Tuesday at 11:43 Share Posted Tuesday at 11:43 3 hours ago, Alph said: If the Mrs tells the dog to "get down" I can't resist going full Arnie. "Get down! Get to da choppa!". Probably wasn't funny the first time but I can't give up. "You talkin to me?" De Niro. If anyone at work says "coming out" then unfortunately you have to sing "I'm coming out! I want the world to know" with a camp dance. There's so many now that I think about it. And they all get on my own nerves. I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves, I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, get get get on yer nerves ( repeat ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted Tuesday at 14:59 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:59 My work mate & me always throw Blackadder lines at each other. Usually when things don't go to plan - which happens a lot, as we work in R&D. Favourites: "Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more" "Needs must, when the devil vomits in your kettle" "The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd!" ...and a very niche one: "It's as dead as that squirrel" Crewton, Chester40 and Hans Datdo-Dishes 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Datdo-Dishes Posted Tuesday at 15:23 Share Posted Tuesday at 15:23 A couple from Harry Enfield that always go down a storm with Mrs Datdo-Dishes especially when said in the voice he uses. "Only me", when I suddenly appear and, if she's dropped something on her foot or spilt something, "You didn't want to do that!". Chester40, Ewe Ram and Crewton 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted Wednesday at 09:44 Share Posted Wednesday at 09:44 "listen very carefully I shall say this only once" "You stupid woman" "I was just pissing by" "go ahead punk make my day" Being served a pint in a London pub..."how fcuking much" A girlfriend who worked at MacDonalds when I took her home..."do you want to go large with that" Chester40, Crewton and Boycie 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted Wednesday at 11:10 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:10 1 hour ago, Ram-Alf said: Being served a pint in a London pub..."how fcuking much" Crewton, ramit and Ram-Alf 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted Wednesday at 12:59 Share Posted Wednesday at 12:59 On 24/06/2024 at 23:48, ramit said: To Mrs ramit - from Scarface - Say Hello To My Little Friend Crewton, Chester40 and ramit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted Wednesday at 13:03 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:03 3 hours ago, Ram-Alf said: A girlfriend who worked at MacDonalds when I took her home..."do you want to go large with that" Ram-Alf and Crewton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted Wednesday at 13:10 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:10 ‘I am a nosy neighbour’ in best Michael Caine voice when commenting on the neighbours ‘I’ve got more money that yow’ Loadsamoney, when someone drives by in a huge mom taxi or a new Porche etc Chester40 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted Wednesday at 14:01 Share Posted Wednesday at 14:01 8 hours ago, BaaLocks said: According to the map, we've only gone four inches - Dumb And Dumber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted Wednesday at 14:24 Author Share Posted Wednesday at 14:24 17 minutes ago, ramit said: According to the map, we've only gone four inches - Dumb And Dumber Reminds me... if the kids moan they are too cold (or if its too hot, or too wet etc I will slightly change the wording) and jokingly say 'Why don't you have these extra gloves my hands are getting too sweaty anyway'. ramit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted Saturday at 14:39 Share Posted Saturday at 14:39 Crewton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted Saturday at 15:27 Share Posted Saturday at 15:27 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries (Monty Python) I use this as a mild insult between friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted Saturday at 21:32 Share Posted Saturday at 21:32 A couple of Clarkson phrases that I utter regularly- “POWER!” ”I did a thing!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted Saturday at 22:10 Share Posted Saturday at 22:10 To the Regiment! I wish I’d been there. Hans Datdo-Dishes and Crewton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted Saturday at 22:40 Share Posted Saturday at 22:40 I've got a cunning plan (Baldrick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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