Day Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 7 minutes ago, sage said: No. When I went to hotel reception to ask where the nearest hospital was, the receptionist vomited. Tbf, you should have put some clothes on, can hardly blame her Steve How Hard?, Rev, Carl Sagan and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipley Ram Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 Don't hit cars at 35 MPH. i-Ram, sage, Mostyn6 and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 I had a rather nasty papercut on the index finger of my right hand when on holiday last year. It hurt so much that I wet myself, which made for a really embarrassing photo if I'm honest, but hey, we're all mates, right, so no tekkin' the piss, yeah... Day and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 I've never managed more than a broken little finger, but here's a picture of one of my cats after he had a toe amputated because of an ingrown claw. Grumpy Git and Mostyn6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bimmerman Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 Got this from a bandage over my stitches where it had rubbed. Burst just as Plymouth got that dodgy penalty a few weeks ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malagaram Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 On 20/03/2023 at 14:32, David said: I feel like I am the perfect person to create this topic. And let me stop you right there, when I say members I'm talking about all of you, not what's between your legs. Please do not share anything too graphic, Google is watching. Anyhow, in the latest instalment of my life and so B4 doesn't feel on his own, I will now show you a picture of my toes. Usually you have to pay for this kind of content online, but this one is free of charge. This my left foot, the same side I recently broke my ankle which is still swollen and taking an insane time to heal. Walking down the stairs, as we all do everyday of our lives, unless you live in a downstairs flat or bungalow, my left foot slips on the edge of the step, smashing into the wooden post things toes first. I have bruising on the other side as well which I'm not willing to share without having a pedicure first. My diagnosis is either just bruised or broken, not much point in bothering the hospital, I have numerous boots and braces round the house from previous trips to A&E. Back to walking like I've crapped my pants again I guess, you don't really appreciate what your toes do until you can't use them. I feel your pain @B4ev6is You need to get a machine called a revitalise,advertised by Ian Botham,designed to increase blood flow in the lower legs,ankles and lower feet,and it looks like your toes need some help to increase blood flow,hope you get better soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 On 20/03/2023 at 13:32, David said: I feel like I am the perfect person to create this topic. And let me stop you right there, when I say members I'm talking about all of you, not what's between your legs. Please do not share anything too graphic, Google is watching. Anyhow, in the latest instalment of my life and so B4 doesn't feel on his own, I will now show you a picture of my toes. Usually you have to pay for this kind of content online, but this one is free of charge. This my left foot, the same side I recently broke my ankle which is still swollen and taking an insane time to heal. Walking down the stairs, as we all do everyday of our lives, unless you live in a downstairs flat or bungalow, my left foot slips on the edge of the step, smashing into the wooden post things toes first. I have bruising on the other side as well which I'm not willing to share without having a pedicure first. My diagnosis is either just bruised or broken, not much point in bothering the hospital, I have numerous boots and braces round the house from previous trips to A&E. Back to walking like I've crapped my pants again I guess, you don't really appreciate what your toes do until you can't use them. I feel your pain @B4ev6is I did the same thing coming downstairs on christmas morning when I was about 10. Bloody agony and by lunchtime I had 3 black toes. As you say, nowt much you can do other than strap them together. I've never been able to move them since, though, so maybe should have had them checked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketteringram Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 10 hours ago, Malagaram said: You need to get a machine called a revitalise,advertised by Ian Botham,designed to increase blood flow in the lower legs,ankles and lower feet,and it looks like your toes need some help to increase blood flow,hope you get better soon. ....or a stairlift. Day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 24, 2023 Author Share Posted March 24, 2023 1 hour ago, ketteringram said: ....or a stairlift. Had a go on one of those, decent they are. Always said since I want one, and a mobility scooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 1 hour ago, David said: Had a go on one of those, decent they are. Always said since I want one, and a mobility scooter. Please don't go into the street with the mobility scooter 🙏🏻 angieram and Day 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 51 minutes ago, richinspain said: Please don't go into the street with the mobility scooter 🙏🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 5 minutes ago, Mr. P said: Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart. Slow ahead Mr Hooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipley Ram Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 (edited) I went for a drink after yesterdays game and took a nasty tumbe in Vines. Edited April 25, 2023 by David Removed photo, sorry no gore! Steve How Hard?, richinspain, Miggins and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 (edited) On 23/04/2023 at 22:17, Shipley Ram said: I went for a drink after yesterdays game and took a nasty tumbe in Vines. Bloody heck! Just how big were the vines? The grapes must have been like footballs! 😲 Edited April 25, 2023 by David Removed photo, sorry no gore! Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 my girlfriend was moaning her knives weren't sharp enough, me, being the hero I am, got out my Kitchen Devil knife sharpening tool and proceeded to sharpen her set of knives. Three days later, washing the pots, with the cutlery in the bottom of the bowl, I happened to feather one of the aforementioned knives with my finger tip and now have the tiniest looking, but most inconveniently positioned, japs-eye looking, painful little mo-fo of a cut on the end of my middle finger and I keep catching it on things and squealing. It hurts like a GibsonBamford! I would post a picture, but the mockery would be unbearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Mostyn6 said: my girlfriend was moaning I stopped reading at this stage. Just can't be doing with bloody show-off's! Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 47 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: I stopped reading at this stage. Just can't be doing with bloody show-off's! It all got unbelievable at Girlfriend. 😋 i-Ram, Mucker1884, Rev and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 24 minutes ago, Boycie said: It all got unbelievable at Girlfriend. 😋 I’m a catch ya-no? Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 17 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: I’m a catch ya-no? I know mate. I would😘 Mostyn6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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