Steve How Hard? Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said: I hope you’re being looked after mate? Not by our bosses. Just interested in getting the job done and then health and safety comes next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 31 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: What about us poor Posties? We're all working tirelessly to make sure all them bills get through to everyone. ? STFG! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: Not by our bosses. Just interested in getting the job done and then health and safety comes next. ?houses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: STFG! ? Shut The ducking Gate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted March 27, 2020 Author Share Posted March 27, 2020 After seeing a news clip on the BBC, of Dominic Cummins doing a runner from No10, who's going to be in charge now. He must be very worried about contracting the virus off Johnson, going be the speed he ran up Downing Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, Steve How Hard? said: Shut The ducking Gate? You think what you wanna think, mate! Yeah it was really... I added the winky face as an afterthought, just in case! ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said: ?houses! The union has suggested we use our network to help get medical supplies, food etc through. In fact, anything the government thinks will help but it's fallen on deaf ears. Profit comes first. The price of privatisation unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Paul71 said: Boris has been tested positive for COVID 19 Matt Hancock too now, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Hancock? should of washed em. childish humour I know, but it’s a crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Just to chip in, all the posties deserve a huge shout out. Ours is a champ as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Yup, we have our mail collected everyday - our postie has started coming in a mask and gloves and has asked for the bags to be left outside the door before he arrives. There are a lot of people doing not strictly doing essential jobs that if they stopped would make life very difficult. Our business now relies solely on the Post Office continuing through the crisis. He doesn't know it yet but he's getting a case of beer when its all over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta said: If Boris has it then chances are Sunak has it as well ….. I know the punchline to this old joke... "And he's the barsteward I want - he killed my frog." When I mentioned Boris testing positive, my daughter (A very healthy woman who recently ran a marathon) who has been self-isolating in Sheffield for two weeks, who was very, very poorly with all the symptoms AND was even coughing up blood a week ago but hasn't been tested because she wasn't hospitalised - thankfully now well on the mend) made a couple of relevant comments as follows: "How come he was able to get tested when he is only displaying mild symptom, whereas front-line health workers can't?" "If he has only mild symptoms, he will now think that his case is typical of the disease" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: I know the punchline to this old joke... "And he's the barsteward I want - he killed my frog." When I mentioned Boris testing positive, my daughter (A very healthy woman who recently ran a marathon) who has been self-isolating in Sheffield for two weeks, who was very, very poorly with all the symptoms AND was even coughing up blood a week ago but hasn't been tested because she wasn't hospitalised - thankfully now well on the mend) made a couple of relevant comments as follows: "How come he was able to get tested when he is only displaying mild symptom, whereas front-line health workers can't?" "If he has only mild symptoms, he will now think that his case is typical of the disease" Yep - and if his symptoms worsen and he requires hospitalisation, I wonder where he will be in the queue for an ICU bed/ventilator? Remember - we're all in it together... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Classic whataboutery with the last two posts. He is the prime minister - he is the fronts person coordinating this crisis. They need to know whether he has it or doesn’t (even if mild symptoms) to know whether he can continue to move freely or whether he has to go to the bunker. Two of our greatest minds, one with an IQ of about 180 if I recall, proving that there are none so daft as those that have political prejudices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Right... lets have some good news for a change. First up, Neil Ferguson the Imperial College scientist who predicted 500k deaths in the UK that the media went crazy over is now predicting potentially fewer than 20k deaths. Furthermore he goes on to say that the NHS can cope with the epidemic peak (due in 2-3 weeks) and that we have enough ICU beds; https://www.newscientist.com/article/2238578-uk-has-enough-intensive-care-units-for-coronavirus-expert-predicts/ Secondly, 87yo Grandad beats CV; https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-grandfather-87-beats-covid-19-as-his-family-thank-nhs-11964432 Its sunny outside, work is done for the week, I'm off to have a beer in the garden! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_rams Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, RadioactiveWaste said: Just to chip in, all the posties deserve a huge shout out. Ours is a champ as well. Agreed with you on that mate they deserved the shout out tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 28 minutes ago, i-Ram said: Classic whataboutery with the last two posts. He is the prime minister - he is the fronts person coordinating this crisis. They need to know whether he has it or doesn’t (even if mild symptoms) to know whether he can continue to move freely or whether he has to go to the bunker. Two of our greatest minds, one with an IQ of about 180 if I recall, proving that there are none so daft as those that have political prejudices. All I was doing was relaying what I was told by someone has been very ill at home, at the same time caring for a severely autistic child at the same time who was quite unable to comprehend what was happening as his own world fell apart, and I did so without any comment of my own. It must have driven you mad over the last few months, not having me around to throw your tedious and entirely predictable comments at on a daily basis. And no, I never said that my IQ was 'about 180', so your memory is somewhat less reliable than your comments are predictable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 I'm out of here again for a few days, because the polarisation of this forum is, frankly, ridiculous and pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 So Boris, Hancock and now the chief medical examiner all in one day, right in the middle of the most significant health crisis in generations. Hmmm... Where's Smith's Tavern when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViewsFromTheMiddle Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 We’re set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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