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The insects are playing the animals in the territory cup final, It's 0-0 with seconds to go, Beetle beats hamster the left back...crosses and earwig rises to score, 1-0 and the ref blows his whistle, It's the 1st time the insects have won the cup, Fans are singing, Captain gets the cup and a lap of honour is done.

In the changing room the champagne is flowing, And at the corner of his eye the manager sees earwig sitting on his own in the corner, The manager approaches earwig and asks...what's the matter, Boss he says all the other players have numbers on their shirts, Wasp has 9, Caterpillar has 7, Ant 1, Spider 8 and here's me with a 0, But you scored the winner says the boss and the fans are singing your name, Are they boss...yes can't you hear...no boss.

So the boss opens the door and you can hear all the insect fans singing...Earwig O earwig O earwig O...earwig O earwig O earwig Ooo

 

I'll get me coat 😁

 

  

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