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7 minutes ago, GboroRam said:

The nationwide one was passable.

Barely. Did Yorkshire Bank look silly when they opened their first bank outside of Yorkshire? 

And anyway - they changed their name to Nationwide from Co-operative Permanent Building Society when they already had loads of branches, so it's not even right

Never though that taking names of businesses literally counted as high wit!

 

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9 hours ago, i-Ram said:

Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now - Amos Gill

Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch - William Stone

Good interview with Stewart Lee the other day, said when he started doing the Fringe you sat through the shows and listened to the jokes. Nowadays they all have their agents submitting the jokes before the first curtain has gone up.

Liked these two best.

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