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The Beer thread. Old farts talking about Wizards Sleeve, Montezuma’s Revenge, Billy Wonka’s Chocolate Stout, some (no, loads of) Belgian crap, Sparky’s Old Faithful, Tree Bark Neck Oil, Maid Marian’s Minge Juice, etc., etc. And to prove they drink it they post pictures of half empty bottles. We all know they use it to clean the drains. Total waste of time. Just drink something decent fellas, and please leave the keyboard alone.
As for crappy watches, .......

I blame the freaking Government.

The Beer thread. Old farts talking about Wizards Sleeve, Montezuma’s Revenge, Billy Wonka’s Chocolate Stout, some (no, loads of) Belgian crap, Sparky’s Old Faithful, Tree Bark Neck Oil, Maid Marian’s Minge Juice, etc., etc. And to prove they drink it they post pictures of half empty bottles. We all know they use it to clean the drains. Total waste of time. Just drink something decent fellas, and please leave the keyboard alone.
As for crappy watches, .......

£30m plus ..... £29m the other way.

Did you give him a few pointers?

£30m plus ..... £29m the other way.

The Beer thread. Old farts talking about Wizards Sleeve, Montezuma’s Revenge, Billy Wonka’s Chocolate Stout, some (no, loads of) Belgian crap, Sparky’s Old Faithful, Tree Bark Neck Oil, Maid Marian’s Minge Juice, etc., etc. And to prove they drink it they post pictures of half empty bottles. We all know they use it to clean the drains. Total waste of time. Just drink something decent fellas, and please leave the keyboard alone.
As for crappy watches, .......

The Beer thread. Old farts talking about Wizards Sleeve, Montezuma’s Revenge, Billy Wonka’s Chocolate Stout, some (no, loads of) Belgian crap, Sparky’s Old Faithful, Tree Bark Neck Oil, Maid Marian’s Minge Juice, etc., etc. And to prove they drink it they post pictures of half empty bottles. We all know they use it to clean the drains. Total waste of time. Just drink something decent fellas, and please leave the keyboard alone.
As for crappy watches, .......

The Beer thread. Old farts talking about Wizards Sleeve, Montezuma’s Revenge, Billy Wonka’s Chocolate Stout, some (no, loads of) Belgian crap, Sparky’s Old Faithful, Tree Bark Neck Oil, Maid Marian’s Minge Juice, etc., etc. And to prove they drink it they post pictures of half empty bottles. We all know they use it to clean the drains. Total waste of time. Just drink something decent fellas, and please leave the keyboard alone.
As for crappy watches, .......

The Beer thread. Old farts talking about Wizards Sleeve, Montezuma’s Revenge, Billy Wonka’s Chocolate Stout, some (no, loads of) Belgian crap, Sparky’s Old Faithful, Tree Bark Neck Oil, Maid Marian’s Minge Juice, etc., etc. And to prove they drink it they post pictures of half empty bottles. We all know they use it to clean the drains. Total waste of time. Just drink something decent fellas, and please leave the keyboard alone.
As for crappy watches, .......

The Beer thread. Old farts talking about Wizards Sleeve, Montezuma’s Revenge, Billy Wonka’s Chocolate Stout, some (no, loads of) Belgian crap, Sparky’s Old Faithful, Tree Bark Neck Oil, Maid Marian’s Minge Juice, etc., etc. And to prove they drink it they post pictures of half empty bottles. We all know they use it to clean the drains. Total waste of time. Just drink something decent fellas, and please leave the keyboard alone.
As for crappy watches, .......

The energy of many to still post, scrutunise, examine and predict on some topic threads makes me very proud...cos I am totally and utterly bored to death of several!!
I'd almost quite happily take a 12 point deduction to never have to discuss amortisation again!
I have already just accepted we will keep Rooney as manager, even though he has a recent record that is second to none.. Of terrible performances. 
Three failed takeovers later and I can no longer bear to hear speculation on which supposed billionaire Americans are going to kick tyres and then move on. 
Or what about the transfer speculation to get you through the summer!? When we have the worst recruitment team ever, we have no cash and are under transfer embargo!! 
What's more pointless and annoying? EFL charges, Rooney in/out, Next takeover or transfer speculation.. Have I missed anything?? 
PS yep, I know smart arses will post 'this thread' is the most boring, and I welcome it. That's how bored I am.

One sub on the bench only I say. And he must have a number 12 on his back.  Football has gone far too soft.

This Indian strain is a great concern. Why are Indians over here not getting the Punjab? Tragic case down here, where someone not only lost their naan, but caught the virus themselves whilst caring and is now in an induced korma. 

Speak for yourself. I’d be banjaxed without my pacemaker.

One sub on the bench only I say. And he must have a number 12 on his back.  Football has gone far too soft.

And his name must be frank wignall

I am going to firebomb the Monsoon Takeaway in Rustington, and I have scratched off visiting the Taj Mahal on my bucket list. Probably won’t help at all to eradicate the virus, but I am hoping once done it might make me feel slightly less annoyed about this new variant.

I blame the freaking Government.

McClaren will be talking about Newcastle next, but he will sure as hell deny it.

Not sure you can say that in this day and age. Yewtree and all that ?
p.s. I know what you meant ?

I am going to firebomb the Monsoon Takeaway in Rustington, and I have scratched off visiting the Taj Mahal on my bucket list. Probably won’t help at all to eradicate the virus, but I am hoping once done it might make me feel slightly less annoyed about this new variant.

McClaren will be talking about Newcastle next, but he will sure as hell deny it.

Bit of a delayed outrage.
Yeah, Steve......