i-Ram Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Total nonchalance from this passer by. Just a run of the mill event in Dorset. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-57253965 Coneheadjohn and Comrade 86 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 I remember an armed robbery at work when there were robbers at the front with shotguns,I was as trying to direct people out of the back fire doors and a bloke said to me he wasn’t leaving without his cooked chicken...legend! Comrade 86, i-Ram and Steve How Hard? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted May 26, 2021 Author Share Posted May 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, Coneheadjohn said: I remember an armed robbery at work when there were robbers at the front with shotguns,I was as trying to direct people out of the back fire doors and a bloke said to me he wasn’t leaving without his cooked chicken...legend! Jerk. Him and the chicken. Not you. Your idea of directing, was shouting ‘follow me’ was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, Coneheadjohn said: I remember an armed robbery at work when there were robbers at the front with shotguns,I was as trying to direct people out of the back fire doors and a bloke said to me he wasn’t leaving without his cooked chicken...legend! Did you tell him to leave it as his goose was cooked?! ? Coneheadjohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 I've had this nailed for 35 years. Every time I wake up, roll over and see the beast. Cool as, she would never know i'm really pooing myself. Anon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 1 hour ago, i-Ram said: Jerk. Him and the chicken. Not you. Your idea of directing, was shouting ‘follow me’ was it? He couldn’t hear me,I had left. i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BucksRam Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Recall a time we were all evacuated at work due to a bomb alert* Controlled panic as everyone exited the building (I was a fire warden so helping to direct people / check rooms in my fetching dayglo jacket), when I stopped a woman going back in. On challenging her, she very calmly said she'd just got herself a coffee so was going to get it as it'd be cold when she got back and that she'd be out shortly. Err, no you won't. *ticking package turned out to be a pager posted by one of the admin centres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 4 hours ago, i-Ram said: Total nonchalance from this passer by. Just a run of the mill event in Dorset. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-57253965 To be fair, that is the only way to react in a situation like that, and exactly how I reacted, when that display of loo rolls fell in Morrisons! Hang about, and you just know someone will lay the blame on you! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 I was once shot (about 3 hits) in a drive by shooting from a paint ball gun while out jogging. After dusting myself down, I carried on and finished my run.* *I remember asking myself what should I do? And could not think of anything.. Angry Ram and Chester40 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 It was our very own @frogggHe was too busy on Rate My Plate ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 6 hours ago, Coneheadjohn said: I remember an armed robbery at work when there were robbers at the front with shotguns,I was as trying to direct people out of the back fire doors and a bloke said to me he wasn’t leaving without his cooked chicken...legend! I was staying away on business (can't remember if it was Glasgow or Edinburgh now, it was close to 30 years ago, but a Hilton I think when the fire alarm started around 1 am waking me up. I rushed downstairs and just as I got to the lobby realised I had left a bag of herbs on my dressing table (purely for cooking soups and stews you understand) and the staff were going room to room to make sure everybody was out. I turned and ran back upstairs going past people coming down. A staff member said it wasn't a drill and i needed to go down. I did a quick calculation of the odds that the alarm was set off by a drunken colleague as opposed to being a real fire, versus losing my job and pushed my way past him and sprinted for my room. I can't claim to have been unflustered though. I was on fluster overdrive. Coneheadjohn and Kinder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Mucker1884 said: To be fair, that is the only way to react in a situation like that, and exactly how I reacted, when that display of loo rolls fell in Morrisons! Hang about, and you just know someone will lay the blame on you! ? You are full of poo so the evidence does point your way. ? Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted May 26, 2021 Author Share Posted May 26, 2021 12 minutes ago, Boycie said: It was our very own @frogggHe was too busy on Rate My Plate ? I have been reading your reviews on Checky My Lecky. Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted May 26, 2021 Author Share Posted May 26, 2021 21 minutes ago, Boycie said: It was our very own @frogggHe was too busy on Rate My Plate ? How is he doing? Got any links to his pop-up gaff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted May 26, 2021 Author Share Posted May 26, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said: I was staying away on business (can't remember if it was Glasgow or Edinburgh now, it was close to 30 years ago, but a Hilton I think when the fire alarm started around 1 am waking me up. I rushed downstairs and just as I got to the lobby realised I had left a bag of herbs on my dressing table (purely for cooking soups and stews you understand) and the staff were going room to room to make sure everybody was out. I turned and ran back upstairs going past people coming down. A staff member said it wasn't a drill and i needed to go down. I did a quick calculation of the odds that the alarm was set off by a drunken colleague as opposed to being a real fire, versus losing my job and pushed my way past him and sprinted for my room. I can't claim to have been unflustered though. I was on fluster overdrive. What was the soup like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 16 minutes ago, i-Ram said: What was the soup like? I believe he made a right hash of it, the dope. i-Ram and Mucker1884 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted May 26, 2021 Author Share Posted May 26, 2021 12 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: I believe he made a right hash of it, the dope. Grass. Mucker1884 and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Steve How Hard? said: I believe he made a right hash of it, the dope. 55 minutes ago, i-Ram said: Grass. Post of the week... Joint winners. I know nothing, Steve How Hard?, richinspain and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 3 hours ago, i-Ram said: How is he doing? Got any links to his pop-up gaff? I think covid has deflated it at the mo, but I’m sure he’ll be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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