Mucker1884

FTFY

You have a vivid imagination.

Rubbish. She was born in London. We have been going back and forth to the City over the last 20 years, and it was only last year she twigged that the M25 was an orbital motorway.

If we win we will be on tractor overtake them.

Yep, they will indeed have had their chips.
 

That would be really swede 

I hope we beet them in a few weeks time - that would be a turnip for the books. 

And there's another one here, for some reason: https://gasroom.org/discussion/7957/derby-county
Two threads dedicated to us? We are absolutely massive.

No.  This is serious this time.
They'll also be made to put their hands on their head, and face the wall.  

Just the 4 years of EPL investigation.
Must have been fast tracked.....?

I've never been one to give credence to any spooky shenanigans.
30 years ago, my father was due to take over as Captain of Derby Golf Club, but died just a few days before.
It fell upon me to greet Members and accept condolences - the tradition at Sinfin was that the flag outside the Pro Shop would fly at half-mast, and the name of the Member who had passed away would be displayed at the foot of the mast. I got there just before the first tee-off time.
After a couple of hours of this 'meet and greet', I was in bits, but my own tee-off time arrived. Those who remember Sinfin from the best part of 30 years ago will recognise the sensible play for the opening drive off the back tee - play a gentle fairway wood or a long iron off the tee and basically aim slightly left of the copse of saplings which separate the 1st and 18th fairways (or they did then), then you have a nice 5- or 6-iron into the green. Two putts, par 4, move on.
Muggins here decided to 'go for it' - what the hell. I was in no fit mental state to play anyway, so took a driver off the tee, aim straight over the copse... I must have tried it a dozen times in the past and always come a cropper - but this day, I absolutely nailed it. 300+ yards, tiny sand wedge to 3 feet. Nailed-on birdie - and I missed the putt. At that very instant, I heard my father's voice utter three words: "You daft bugger".

That wouldn't be horrible for us.
That would be an absolutely unbelievable season from a club that was virtually dead two weeks before the season started.
We'd do them wouldn't we? It would be almost painful to see their hope knowing what was going to happen.....

Well, on paper, I was right!
Bigger than I dared predict though, coward me!
...And not as big as it could/should have been been!
I know we football fans are susceptable to exaggeration, but 7/8 wouldn'y have flattered us, and even double figures wouldn't have needed too much of a stretch.
We annhialated 'em.  And I thoroughly enjoyed every minute... including staying back to applaud them all off.  Thoroughly deserved.
Onwards.  Upwards.  And At 'em!  ? 

Given where we’ve come from, and given the overall vibes from our fans at the start of the season, I wouldn’t describe such a scenario as a “ horrible feeling”. 
Quite the opposite in fact. Personally, I’d be delighted. 
?
 

No.  This is serious this time.
They'll also be made to put their hands on their head, and face the wall.  

Just keep it as The North End, in honour of wee Billy's Wembley achievements.  ?

Just keep it as The North End, in honour of wee Billy's Wembley achievements.  ?

You have to admire his chutzpah. If I was his size I would go for slimming stripes rather than bold hoops.

Oooof, that’s gotta sting for those still in love with him. ?

Oh boy, that's one sensitive sausage over there! ?
EI EI EI O

Things you’ll never see ……………..number 48!
 
 
Lampard new Leeds manager
 

We need more Rams in Spain!
Bienvenidos amigos.

Hi guys!! I just want to thank you for your welcoming in representation of all Galician Rams. We had such a nice and funny time.
Pride Park is even more impressive than we thought watching from TV, and  the team was a 10 the other day. Also, every person that we met before, during and after the game was extremely nice, and we loved not only the team, but the city as well.
I'm sure that we'll be back as soon as we can.  We had already been Derby fans for a few years, but after this experience we are Rams for life.
You people are world class. GO RAMS!!

Yes, it was Skills. They weren't on the list of creditors, though.
Interestingly, Ellisons - who provide the team coaches - were. But we still use them, as we do many other suppliers who were on that list.