Anag Ram

Does anyone know why anyone has ever tried hitting a cow’s arse with a banjo?
What did the cow do wrong?
Why a banjo rather than any other type of instrument? Why not a ukulele or a mandolin?
How do vegans rate their accuracy?
I need a lie down.
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Read the small print... it said "Seat behind the TV director's box"...

 

Bloody cost of living crisis. I can normally rely on 50p at least. 
Soz mate. This is the kind of abjectly puerile 'humour' you can expect on this forum, but a hearty welcome all the same.
Had a qucik google and found this ?
https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/away-fans-banned-every-pub-7458927

Muller’s  vanilla chocolate balls are good too.

The Mrs has had the Bush Scaldis. She recommends yoghurt.

Ah, glad a few others like it. I loved the first series and am waiting until I can grab the whole show and binge watch it with pizza and beers, preferably when the other half is at here parents ?
BTW, Jeremy Renner broke over 30 bones in that snowplough accident. Sounds horrific, but out of danger and mending well apparently. 

Second series of Mayor of Kingstown on Paramount is every bit as absorbing as series one. Great stuff!

Best of luck. It's a horrible position to be in for any supporter. What we went through literally nearly broke some on here, whilst many so called supporters of "certain" other clubs mocked, gloated and sang for our demise. We can therefore very much empathise with how you feel. Really, really hope you come through it.  

I don’t think he’s on the bench on merit.
More likely they don’t want to rush him back after a nasty injury.
He is without doubt our best young player 

The Banshees of Inisherin
Dark comedy about a guy (Colin Farrell) who's best mate suddenly stops speaking to him (Brendan Gleeson).
A strange film, although funny, is quite depressing with superb acting from both of them.
8/10

I know their fans are really happy with solar panels, ive heard them singing Green Army lots off times

There’s a lot of dust under the wardrobe..

Or running

1 Wildsmith 6
12Smith 6.5
33Davies 6
3Forsyth 7 
15Roberts 6.5
4Hourihane 7
8Bird ? 7
11Mendez-Laing 7.5
18 Dobbin 6
38Knight 7.5
Thompson 6
7Barkhuizen 7.5
Springett 6 (ran around like a lad who’d won a competition to play?)
10McGoldrick 6
Collins 6
Would have given Forsyth an extra half point but for the goal. He should have been stronger and taken the decision out of the linesman’s hands. The official was incompetent in the first half and we had no reason to expect him to improve. Thought the ref did okay though. 

Just how good is NML? Man's a legend.

I loved it today, absolutely loved it. A near-full house, an opposition team and its fans fully fired up, but we put them back in their box just like we used to when Todd, McFarland, Gemmill and co. strutted their stuff and King Kevin danced over the mud. We never looked like losing. This was a real statement performance where even a corrupt/bungling oaf of a referee and his accomplices couldn't change the result. 
Isn't it great to be a Derby fan again? 

Had a fantastic day yesterday. A belated 50th birthday present saw me in the Toyota Suite for some fodder and footy. Two of my favourite things,so what's not to like. 
I was  anxious about the result because ironically our last defeat was on my actual birthday way back in October and my fear was confounded by the two enforced changes in the back four.
Despite a rusty start, which was understandable, I thought Curtis Davies grew into the game. I thought Roberts was solid too and on another day could quite easily have notched one of the two chances he had. 
They would have both come away with a clean sheet too had it not been for Rick Parry running the line on that far side. Not only did he miss the ball going out of play, he also missed a blatant foul on Roberts right under his nose and a dive in the area once again right under his nose.
All in all I thought we were well worthy of the three points with Knight and NML the standouts for me. Knight purely for his endeavour and industry. I get tired just watching him.  NML also put in a shift too and constantly had their fullback on the back foot. That fullback probably prayed all the way home that he doesn't have to face NML again this season. 
Whilst it's still mathematically possible I'll remain optimistic we can hunt down the top two. However I'll take another trip to Wembley in the play-offs  as a consolation. No team will relish the prospect of playing us in our current form. UTR.
 
 
 
 

Aren’t they criminals who live in tax havens?

Aren’t they criminals who live in tax havens?

Aren’t they criminals who live in tax havens?

Aren’t they criminals who live in tax havens?

Rangers I think.

Or he might just feel that he wants to put right some of the wrongs of the past?
He almost single-handedly kept us running in administration. 
The Club has moved on, so should we.

I have a season ticket but living in Bristol I have struggled with transport this season. 
Train strikes and cancellations are a pain.
Also, my family has helpfully organised three holidays between now and the end of the season ?