dabber

Meh... That'll do... ?
 

1. Just covered my shoes in Bubble Wrap....... now popping to the shops. 
2. I could go on forever about how I change the colour of certain herbs............ but I dye cress
 
3. Highlight pens will be the next big craze.............mark my words!
 
4. I was so ugly when I was young my nickname was "Seaweed" cos not even the tide would take me out. 
5. My dad was a Siamese twin.........his brother was my uncle on my father's side, once removed.
6. Last time I went to Blackpool I rode on a donkey......…..took me two weeks to get there! 
7. They say that women prefer the strong silent type......….apparently this doesn't apply to farts though. 
8. My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her...................... I told her she was starting to sound just like my wife. 
9. It's 10 years today that my mate Dave came running down the corridor with tears streaming down his face, screaming "Its a boy, It's a boy!"............We haven't been back to Thailand since! 
10. I'm secretary of the Time Stealing Society.......I take the minutes. 
11. Did my first nude painting early this evening. The neighbours weren't happy, but the front door looks great!
12. I bought a book entitled “How To Scam People Online” about three months ago............. it still hasn’t arrived. 
13. Boris Jonson met with the cabinet today, he also spoke to the wardrobe and argued with a chest of drawers.
14. At school we were all a bit concerned about Sex Ed..........he was the Caretaker. 
15. This homeless bloke threatened to shove his newspaper up my arse........ I gave him £10 not to force the issue. 
16. Was in the pub the other night with my mates when these 4 huge thugs started threatening us. "Pretend we're the Police" my mate said. Well I'd only got halfway through the first verse of "Roxanne" before they kicked the poo out of us. 
17. Bought one of those Memory Foam pillows last week.....it's rubbish, I can't remember where I put it. 
18. A bloke stopped me in the street and asked why I was carrying an 8ft book.........I said “It's a long story.” 
19. Went to the doctors this morning with severe flatulence. As I sat in his room, he went and got a long pole with a hook on the end."Blimey, what's that for Doc'" I asked nervously. "Nothing to worry about" he said, "Just thought I'd open a window."
 
20. I had to dump my girlfriend, Lyndsey Doyle..........she smelt like a cricket bat

The beginning is just how I hear the Scottish dialect but this is really well explained what the golf is about.

Curtis Davies for me.
I know it’s cheating a little but following on from the last game of last season really when he came on to give his all to keep us up, despite not recovering from a serious injury and not knowing if it was his last game in professional football, let alone for Derby.
But at his age, the desire, the passion, the influence he has on this team. I believe it’s infectious for the rest of the players and he must be such a positive role model for the young players coming through. He doesn’t have the armband on, but he’s certainly the captain of this football club.

Stoke City v Derby County
 
5pts
dabber    19
 
3pts
Addingham Ram    12
BathRam72    15
Brammie Steve    18
BucksRam    17
Foreveram    11
leroyoftherovers    23
Lurky    19
Miggins    15
1967Ram    8
Ramsamwidge    9
samwcave    25
Simmo's left foot    8
StrawHillRam    10
taffyram    21
Ted McMinn Football Genius    13
TimRam    18
True Ram    13
twinkletoes    3
Yani P    13

2pts
Van der MoodHoover    15

1pt
B4ev6is    2
BramcoteRam84    18
California Ram.    23
CBRammette    20
Dethorn    18
Elgin_Ram    16
Foxy Ram    1
glyn1957    4
hydraulic ram    17
ivo_knoflicek    1
Sean    1
Wolfie    26
 
 
Stoke City 1 Derby County 2, Plange = FRGS..
 

Stoke 1 - 2 Rams
FRGS Plange

A ton each for Root, Stokes, Buttler and Bairstow and we've got this!!

A ton each for Root, Stokes, Buttler and Bairstow and we've got this!!

Indeed, if not, get 'em out by Friday!

Give Wayne time, he will have us making music in the box

selection of btl comments from the BBC and Guardian match reprts, weird seeing some non-hatred of us to be fair:
MIllwall fan:
Respect to all at DCFC (except Mel Morris & cohorts). To have to sell best players, sign no-one, have to cope with 2 sets of points deductions totalling -22 and to lift themselves from Rooney to players to fans to give each game their best shot. Remarkable effort and puts the plastic glory hunter fans who moan their proverbial off when they don’t win every game well and truly in perspective 
Coventry fan:
Anything other than bottom would be a massive achievement for Derby. Dare to dream rams fans......
Wolves fan:
Well done Derby. Low quality game but important points and I hope Derby pull off the miracle. Albion are dire with a one tactic manager and a team lacking any real quality. I think most neutrals would agree with me when I say I hope Albion don’t come back up as they’re just a waste of time in the top league.
Leicester Fan:
Great club with a great history. This LCFC fan would have you back in the prem in a heartbeat. Good luck.
Unknown
Tell you what if Derby had a out &
out goal scorer, they could pull off the impossible. Have not been outclassed in any game this season & are playing for Wayne Rooney, the supporters & the shirt. All Derby supporters I am sure must be really proud of this team for not giving up.
Stoke
Well Played Derby... From a Stokie
Bournemouth
An AFCB supporter here. I was pleased for all the Derby fans to see you get the three points. We know what is feels like to have points deducted and us the fans not able to do anything about it other than support our team. Hope you make it and stay in the championship. Good luck
 
 

May have been a bit harsh on him. I always want some end product to go with his speed, though tbf today he did use his speed to make a couple of great last ditch tackles. Gives his all as always and as he gets a bit more experience could be a real gem, cheers!

Just got back, not a great football match but will live long in the memory for the sheer guts we showed and the great atmosphere from all sides of the ground. That is the loudest the SW Upper has been for many years. Cannot recall an Albion chant after we scored, when the going got tough, they gave up. Really looking forward to going to Stoke, a local game for me and one where a win would be very sweet.

But the clock, tick-tock
On the mantlepiece

Daft Christmas Eve tradition, my kids both now at college, are still insisting on driving around looking at Christmas lights, probably have something like Heart Christmas on the radio, listening to cheesy Christmas songs. Go down the local to finish the evening.
Christmas Day, the youngest insists we have a made up quiz ,he’s been doing them for years, they last too long, cause real competitive urges, lightened only by grandparents having a reaction from too many Brussels sprouts. Once that’s over we usually pile everything into the dish washer, occasionally stand outside listening to how quiet it is and generally get well oiled; more so if no one has to drive for a Boxing Day game.
Sometimes I remember the fun I had as kid, board games past midnight, relatives getting sozzled and hope in years to come my kids will think the same. Christmas, New Years Eve are the 2 nights I tend to think of past family, so I do my best to create memories, even if they’re full of excess.
Sad to read some comments, wish happiness to others.

Alan Hinton was so good! Why can't anyone cross a ball like that anymore

How did we ever manage all those years ago with only one sub!? World has gone soft!!

Do they serve nuts?

Imagine if Hamilton had been driving a Ferrari, the safety car would still be out now.

Just good to get off page 111, liquidation is now less likely.

As Rosberg has pointed out, the rules say that ALL lapped cars should unlap  themselves under the safety car - yet Massey just let the ones between Lewis and Max through - absolute fix…..

Pair Plange with Stretton if he can stay fit and we could have a potent strike duo in the comng years......issue maybe that the better Plange does the more others will get interested and he is only contracted till the end of the season.

Alan Hinton was so good! Why can't anyone cross a ball like that anymore

Well said re Festy. The lad is doing really well in his first season at this level. As a supporter he's one name I like to see on the team sheet as he gets you off your seat as an exciting talent prepared to do what no-one else in the team is - really take his man on and attack, time after time.
So what if it doesn't work sometimes? I'd much rather he tried this and failed than jog 25 yards up the pitch then pass it 10 yards backwards when faced with an opponent. He'll learn the game at this level. And if keeps that attacking intent then he's got a great career ahead of him.