Rev Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 1 minute ago, BaaLocks said: The Ajanta on Sacheveral Street was always a much better venue for those sort of bands. A venue that was an Indian porn cinema by day and a punk rock venue by night - now that's how to use a facility. Imagine if they'd been a murder there? The suspect list would be thousands strong once they'd swabbed everything. GB SPORTS and BaaLocks 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 4 hours ago, Grumpy Git said: Hard working families (AKA Daily Mail readers) In my experience Daily Mail readers rarely refer to hard working families. They much more frequently refer to families doing no work at all, and being paid a fortune by the state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Incorrect name spelling of our own players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Srg said: Incorrect name spelling of our own players. In farness, Beelicker is quiet hard to speel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 (edited) 5 hours ago, Srg said: Incorrect name spelling of our own players. Oh god it used to wind me up no end when people were talking about Przemysław Kaźmierczak, but kept writing his name as Przemysław Kazimierczak. Fools! Edited February 14, 2023 by Kokosnuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Me!, Moved some furniture last week in the bedroom, Forgot that there was a shelf right above my head, After cleaning the skirting board I get up and smack my head right on the corner of the shelf, Blood pi$$ing out...a right gouge, Strapped a bandage to my head and hoped it would stop bleading...it did...eventually. Got up this Morning and decided to move the furniture back to whence in came...getting old can be frustrating at times ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 When Google calendar decides to add a graphic against your upcoming entries Carl Sagan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 Ally McCoist. I actually love his comments but why oh why does he have to say everything twice, everything twice! "What a goal! What a goal!" "I have to say that's a booking all day! That's a booking all day for me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crewton Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 31 minutes ago, FindernRam said: Ally McCoist. I actually love his comments but why oh why does he have to say everything twice, everything twice! "What a goal! What a goal!" "I have to say that's a booking all day! That's a booking all day for me!" It must be all those years singing "Follow Follow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted February 16, 2023 Share Posted February 16, 2023 People blacking out private information when posting on this forum Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 Filament-thin retractable dog leads, in a sort of invisible steel-grey colour, on an overcast steel-grey sort of day, at least as long as the smooth wide tarmacadam shared cycle/footpath is wide, when used in conjunction with an 8" tall rodent-reminiscent curious dog, and an owner who is half-way to being comatose sat on a park bench, whilst simultaneously seemingly forgetting that he had been put in charge of said curious dog and aforementioned semi-invisible retractable lead. A big shout out for Hydraulic disc brakes, says I, as due to the very low height of the lead, I strongly suspect the poor dog would have been decapitated, as opposed to the cyclist (me!) being flipped over the handlebars. I saw the owner sat on the right, well in advance. I also saw the dog on the left, with plenty of time to react accordingly, and utilise the full 2.5m width of the seemingly clear pathway between, with equal ease and consideration. What I almost failed to see in time, was that FUCKIN' POXY LEAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 26 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Filament-thin retractable dog leads, in a sort of invisible steel-grey colour, on an overcast steel-grey sort of day, at least as long as the smooth wide tarmacadam shared cycle/footpath is wide, when used in conjunction with an 8" tall rodent-reminiscent curious dog, and an owner who is half-way to being comatose sat on a park bench, whilst simultaneously seemingly forgetting that he had been put in charge of said curious dog and aforementioned semi-invisible retractable lead. A big shout out for Hydraulic disc brakes, says I, as due to the very low height of the lead, I strongly suspect the poor dog would have been decapitated, as opposed to the cyclist (me!) being flipped over the handlebars. I saw the owner sat on the right, well in advance. I also saw the dog on the left, with plenty of time to react accordingly, and utilise the full 2.5m width of the seemingly clear pathway between, with equal ease and consideration. What I almost failed to see in time, was that FUCKIN' POXY LEAD! I has a similar experience a few years ago (thankfully didn't come off the bike) - explained to the woman how dead her beloved dog would have been if I'd hit it or the lead stretching from where she was wandering onto the grass on my side of the path. Her response was that I shouldn't have been riding my bike there - to which I responded in fairly robust language that I was riding on a fecking cycle path which was quite clearly denoted by all the pictures of bikes painted on the fecking pavement.... Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Can I put cyclists and road ridden horses on the list? Ewe Ram and Mucker1884 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Boycie said: Can I put cyclists and road ridden horses on the list? I can't speak for anyone else, but from a personal pov, I put cyclists on the list when I'm driving, and Car drivers on the list when I'm cycling, so it's a yes from me! ? Wolfie and Boycie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Boycie said: Can I put cyclists and road ridden horses on the list? And fly ridden horses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 On 16/02/2023 at 14:34, The Last Post said: People blacking out private information when posting on this forum Do explain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 29 minutes ago, BaaLocks said: Do explain Tongue in cheek, And not butt cheeks either ? BaaLocks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Pancakes, they can get in the bin. Literally, when I attempt them. Even bought a brand new pan, still no effing joy, as I watch the hot oil vacate the middle and gather at the edges. I've not had a decent pancake, or indeed any pancake, since I left home in 1996! If anyone responds with how delightful their pancakes where, how they melted in the mouth in a sugary lemony explosion of taste, I've one word for you. t*****. Mucker1884 and Comrade 86 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Just now, Rev said: Pancakes, they can get in the bin. Literally, when I attempt them. Even bought a brand new pan, still no effing joy, as I watch the hot oil vacate the middle and gather at the edges. I've not had a decent pancake, or indeed any pancake, since I left home in 1996! If anyone responds with how delightful their pancakes where, how they melted in the mouth in a sugary lemony explosion of taste, I've one word for you. t*****. Really, t0sser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Rev said: Pancakes, they can get in the bin. Literally, when I attempt them. Even bought a brand new pan, still no effing joy, as I watch the hot oil vacate the middle and gather at the edges. I've not had a decent pancake, or indeed any pancake, since I left home in 1996! If anyone responds with how delightful their pancakes where, how they melted in the mouth in a sugary lemony explosion of taste, I've one word for you. t*****. Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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