Bob The Badger Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 (edited) When I moved to the US in 2006 people over here had normal teeth, even on TV. Now it seems we have gone down the US route of everybody having bright white veneers. Sarah Parish, in the dreadful Stay Close, looked utterly ridiculous her teeth were so white. Nobody born in England in their fifties has teeth that bright. Then the other day I was watching The Apprentice (don't judge me) and it seemed 80% of them had teeth whiter than any naturally occurring substance found on planet earth. For half the program it's all I could focus on, they look preposterous. When did this start happening? And more importantly, does anybody know where I can get mine done on the cheap? Edited January 23, 2022 by Bob The Badger hintonsboots, Spacehorse, Miggins and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 It’s something we often comment on. People have stupidly white teeth and, even worse, they have luminous white top sets and yellow bottom sets. I know you can buy temporary snap on top sets of teeth so wonder if they dish them out on shows like The Apprentice. I also notice so many people now talk with a lisp. Bob The Badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted January 23, 2022 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Ewe Ram said: It’s something we often comment on. People have stupidly white teeth and, even worse, they have luminous white top sets and yellow bottom sets. I know you can buy temporary snap on top sets of teeth so wonder if they dish them out on shows like The Apprentice. I also notice so many people now talk with a lisp. If you see me on Dragons Den selling snap on teeth, you’ll know where the idea came from. Ewe Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted January 23, 2022 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Ewe Ram said: It’s something we often comment on. People have stupidly white teeth and, even worse, they have luminous white top sets and yellow bottom sets. I know you can buy temporary snap on top sets of teeth so wonder if they dish them out on shows like The Apprentice. I also notice so many people now talk with a lisp. Oh wow, I thought you wondered if they made them, not knew they did. Bummer, I was looking forward to pitching that in the den. Ewe Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 That Rylan Clark has got a right set of pearly whites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Does anyone know the best treatment to get them white? I know it used to cost around £500 but I suspect the price has come down a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Gritstone Ram said: That Rylan Clark has got a right set of pearly whites. Is that the bloke with the dyed beard and fake tan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 12 minutes ago, AndyinLiverpool said: Is that the bloke with the dyed beard and fake tan? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 16 minutes ago, AndyinLiverpool said: Is that the bloke with the dyed beard and fake tan? Is he the one on the Cinch adverts they put on every time England lose a wicket? he must be famous for something else but I don't know what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Bob The Badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Gritstone Ram said: Does anyone know the best treatment to get them white? I know it used to cost around £500 but I suspect the price has come down a bit. Boutique whitening is around £200, so I've heard. For that you get a fitted mouthguard, and the solution you put in the mouthguard before bed each night for a number of months. Gritstone Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Gritstone Ram said: Does anyone know the best treatment to get them white? I know it used to cost around £500 but I suspect the price has come down a bit. The only licenced treatment is at dentists I believe. You can ask them for a quote. Mine told me £300-£400 Gritstone Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chezzyram Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Gritstone Ram said: Does anyone know the best treatment to get them white? I know it used to cost around £500 but I suspect the price has come down a bit. Have you tried Domestos? Miggins and Gritstone Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Tippex - £1.50 on amazon and that includes the little applicator brush.... ? Miggins and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bob The Badger Posted January 24, 2022 Author Share Posted January 24, 2022 The people with the ultra white (teeth not Daz washing powder) have not had them whitened, they're veneers. I mean, I'm sure many have had them whitened but they don't go crazy white by that method, it just removes any staining. Otherwise it would take the enamel off and that wouldn't be good. I'm with @Ewe Ram, I think they have snap on teeth. A word of warning if you have eaten in the last 3-weeks. Don't think it would be funny to post a picture of terrible teeth with a caption of this years winner of The Apprentice and then go trawling the internet for such a snap shot. Ewe Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Mine look like a burnt fence. Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 On 23/01/2022 at 23:15, chezzyram said: Have you tried Domestos? They want white teeth, not a cure for covid mate. Bob The Badger, GboroRam and Day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archied Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 On 23/01/2022 at 19:02, Bob The Badger said: When I moved to the US in 2006 people over here had normal teeth, even on TV. Now it seems we have gone down the US route of everybody having bright white veneers. Sarah Parish, in the dreadful Stay Close, looked utterly ridiculous her teeth were so white. Nobody born in England in their fifties has teeth that bright. Then the other day I was watching The Apprentice (don't judge me) and it seemed 80% of them had teeth whiter than any naturally occurring substance found on planet earth. For half the program it's all I could focus on, they look preposterous. When did this start happening? And more importantly, does anybody know where I can get mine done on the cheap? I had all mine done two years ago , full crown veneers and root canal to some teeth before fitting , after years of constant tooth ache and terrible looking teeth I decided enough was enough , we personally knew a dentist in turkey who did fantastic work , one week in the sun to get all the work done , something that would have been about 50 k in the U.K. cost me under 4 k , you choose your shade , didn’t go radioactive white but a few shades down , I really like the look and it’s an absolute joy not to be constantly getting grumbling tooth ache Bob The Badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Datdo-Dishes Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Many years ago, I had a yellow Tommy Hilfiger(hugging) shirt. Someone said "nice shirt, Hans, matches your teeth". Never worn again! Steve How Hard?, Rev and Bob The Badger 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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