Inverurie Ram Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Sticking on a tune on the jukebox in the local pub and watching the folk that only appear in the pub at Christmas in their sad Christmas jumpers still looking clueless and tuneless before they get to do it all again on New Years Eve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will the Ram Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 On 08/12/2018 at 21:42, Inverurie Ram said: My Derby County bauble............then again I've just come down from the loft and done a Celebtity Get Me Out of Here on it..... Smashed It........any ways I always disliked the Ram with the Derby County print with yellow background logo. Mine broke today. Cracked and bits broken off. Not sure how it happened. It was fine yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 Better make the most of mine then, if they're all starting to fall to bits! Still in one piece for now, touch wood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Getting a sanctamonius text message from someone you hardly remember telling you that they've decided to donate the money they were going to spend on your Christmas card on a donation to the 'Wimborne Stray Snail Foundation' and knowing in your heart that they will do no such thing...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 On 17/12/2018 at 00:06, steve brummie said: No wonder Noddy says he never gets tired of hearing that song! Not a patch on the Pogues though!? Dave Hill goes into a local where my office is located ,when Slade split up him and Noddy bought the rights to the song amongst others.Yes that figure is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Warmest best wishes emails from business people and companies you have fastidiously avoided, never met and never intend to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Squid said: So that will be a lot of confused and embarrassed looking blokes walking round lingerie departmentat at M&S. Trying to work out whats the difference between a 36A and a 38DD or wether the wife wears Brazilian or high leg knickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 36 minutes ago, Squid said: True dat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I want to get Mrs Brummie a nice scarf for Christmas. Anyone know how I can find out what size sha takes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 4 hours ago, steve brummie said: I want to get Mrs Brummie a nice scarf for Christmas. Anyone know how I can find out what size sha takes? Just ask the staff in the megastore steve. I did and Mrs Ilkley was so stunned with the results she couldn't speak until I got back from the Boxing Day match last year. One of my great successes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 13 hours ago, steve brummie said: I want to get Mrs Brummie a nice scarf for Christmas. Anyone know how I can find out what size sha takes? What a ridiculous thing to ask!! ...We'll need to know how tall she is, her bust size, how many chins she has, her skin tone, and her hair length, before we can advise... we ain't psychic, y'know! If she's a well endowed woman*, the direction of any stripes is as critical as the total length. ...Oh... I have an original black & white limited edition 100% Rams wool scarfette, from the "Mel@DE24" label, if you'd like to make an offer? *EDIT: I typed in "fat", but the swear filter auto changed it! Good job too, as I'd have probably got into trouble! Phew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 People filling a supermarket trolley with enough food to last a mounth. The shops reopen on Boxing Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 6 hours ago, 1of4 said: People filling a supermarket trolley with enough food to last a mounth. The shops reopen on Boxing Day. Got a lot of mounths to feed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will the Ram Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 On 08/12/2018 at 21:42, Inverurie Ram said: My Derby County bauble............then again I've just come down from the loft and done a Celebtity Get Me Out of Here on it..... Smashed It........any ways I always disliked the Ram with the Derby County print with yellow background logo. For my birthday I got a set of Derby baubles to replace mine that broke last year. Thought that you and others might be interested. £6 for the 3 When my Mum went to collect them the woman in the stadium shop didn’t even know that they sold them. https://www.dcfcmegastore.co.uk/item/2050/Christmas/DCFC-Bauble-3-Pack-Black.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 The card from the Muslim family up the road who seem to celebrate Christmas more than us.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: The card from the Muslim family up the road who seem to celebrate Christmas more than us.. A good thing, I hope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkFruitsRam7 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 On 11/12/2018 at 18:12, Anag Ram said: They'll just be called sprouts after March. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 38 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: A good thing, I hope? Of course.. Sad that you would think it was anything else. They love Christmas and it's great to see them get involved. I spent Christmas in Dubal a couple of years ago and it was fantastic. Christmas trees and decorations everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 49 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: TBF I didn't say which March. Maybe we can assess the main parties on sprouts. Conservative - just sprouts. Lib Dem - Brussels sprouts Labour - West European sprouts Brexit - English sprouts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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