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Random stuff that people do that annoy me


Wolfie

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Bimblers. Folk who bimble about, stopping frequently for no apparent reason other than to get in other folks' way. When allowed out in groups they can easily occupy the entire width of a pavement as they bimble merrily along with the rest of the world stuck behind them. These are the same folk who think that because they've had to queue to pay for something, when it's their turn to cough up for their wares, they should rightfully make a day of it. They also like to occupy the bar at the pub  once they arrive at it, thereby ensuring long waits for anyone actually trying to get a round in. 

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Businessmen on planes, particularly short haul, who race to passport control like their life depends on it. So utterly important to society, they need to barge past anything living or otherwise for fear that the world might miss thirty seconds of their brilliance.

Honorary mention to the bloke at Birmingham last week - he simply say on a bench at passport control, logged into the free wi-fi and caught up on whatever he needed to do while he waited for the queue to die down. Lateral thinking - respect to that.

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13 minutes ago, BaaLocks said:

Businessmen on planes, particularly short haul, who race to passport control like their life depends on it. So utterly important to society, they need to barge past anything living or otherwise for fear that the world might miss thirty seconds of their brilliance.

Honorary mention to the bloke at Birmingham last week - he simply say on a bench at passport control, logged into the free wi-fi and caught up on whatever he needed to do while he waited for the queue to die down. Lateral thinking - respect to that.

Don't worry about it. After 29 March, it will take them 3 hours to get through, the same as everybody else.

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2 hours ago, BaaLocks said:

Businessmen on planes, particularly short haul, who race to passport control like their life depends on it. So utterly important to society, they need to barge past anything living or otherwise for fear that the world might miss thirty seconds of their brilliance.

Honorary mention to the bloke at Birmingham last week - he simply say on a bench at passport control, logged into the free wi-fi and caught up on whatever he needed to do while he waited for the queue to die down. Lateral thinking - respect to that.

It's a long time since the guy downloading porn got so much respect.

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11 hours ago, BaaLocks said:

Businessmen on planes, particularly short haul, who race to passport control like their life depends on it. So utterly important to society, they need to barge past anything living or otherwise for fear that the world might miss thirty seconds of their brilliance.

Honorary mention to the bloke at Birmingham last week - he simply say on a bench at passport control, logged into the free wi-fi and caught up on whatever he needed to do while he waited for the queue to die down. Lateral thinking - respect to that.

pity that he was an immigration officer though!

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1 hour ago, Spanish said:

pity that he was an immigration officer though!

And sad to think he had absolutely nothing on the other side of passport control that was worth even consideration of rushing home for. Just a sad, lonely studio flat with a long life microwave meal and a warm can of Lidl alcohol free lager.

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