Parsnip Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Unsupportive children. So I impulse bought the Russia 2018 Panini album and presented it to my 7 year old boy who explained to me (again) that he doesnt like football. I was expecting that reaction anyway so I excitedly dug into my stickers only to find De Bruyne in the first pack! While I was searching for #522 in the book my 2 year old daughter decided that my best player was her 'new baby' and now Kevin lives in her dolls cot with the freaky twins and one armed Steven. Norman, MuespachRam, JoetheRam and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Pearl Ram said: A cartoon series about an American Family, who have a bad cold, headed by Homer and Marge. Doh, it was funnier when I read it out than it is in print, I’ll get me coat. Pearl Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 2 more corporate bollx speaks. Someone has run out of bandwidth.. (Too much on their plate). Decision diamond.. WTF Straight out of Uni and talking bollx. I've sent him for some tartan paint JoetheRam, Steve How Hard?, SSD and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Went to watch a recording of 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown last night. Brilliant show. Spoilt a little by a bloke who had the most annoying over the top laugh. Didn't notice it at first until the female comedians told a typical duff joke that got little scoffs from the audience. The bloke decided he couldn't inhale and exhale properly anymore and got on everyone's tits. Even Jimmy Carr could hear it and said "Jesus, I thought my laugh was a ******* embarrassment" On a side note, Rachel Riley is amazing. Steve How Hard?, Angry Ram and mozza 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Angry Ram said: 2 more corporate bollx speaks. Someone has run out of bandwidth.. (Too much on their plate). Decision diamond.. WTF Straight out of Uni and talking bollx. I've sent him for some tartan paint If he carries on, send him somewhere for a long weight. Angry Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Angry Ram said: 2 more corporate bollx speaks. Someone has run out of bandwidth.. (Too much on their plate). Decision diamond.. WTF Straight out of Uni and talking bollx. I've sent him for some tartan paint 6 minutes ago, Pearl Ram said: If he carries on, send him somewhere for a long weight. Then some elbow grease. A friend of mine got ink on his mobile after putting a pen in the same pocket which leaked. He asked the best way to remove it to be told try ink remover, message back to say tried didn't work, any other suggestions, how about a little bit of elbow grease? Elbow grease? Won't the grease break the phone? Pearl Ram and Angry Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1RMVG5Tk6E Tartan paint sketch... Edited April 18, 2018 by McRamFan Angry Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Clinton Morrison being a summariser on Sky Sports News. He’s covering Burnley/Chelsea tonightand the way he speaks boils my you know what. It seems to me anyway he fancies himself as a bit gangsta blud and down with the kids. I wish he’d speak properly. Chester40 and rynny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 Mesh “pants” in swimming shorts. Cant be just me who cuts it out every time I buy new ones? Just bloody uncomfortable. DarkFruitsRam7, Rev and Angry Ram 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Mesh “pants” in swimming shorts. Cant be just me who cuts it out every time I buy new ones? Just bloody uncomfortable. Do you not come free at the side when swimming without having everything compartmentalised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 10 hours ago, JoetheRam said: Do you not come free at the side when swimming without having everything compartmentalised? When your swimming shorts come half way down to your knees, just how dangly do your bits need to be?. Steve How Hard? and rynny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 10 hours ago, JoetheRam said: Do you not come free at the side when swimming without having everything compartmentalised? 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: When your swimming shorts come half way down to your knees, just how dangly do your bits need to be?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 10 hours ago, Paul71 said: The boys are back in the barracks. ThePrisoner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Ambiguous instructions. Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 The weather being the news. Yeah, it's a bit hot for the time of the year, so what? "Ooh Swindon is hotter today than it is in X city that we'd usually think to be hot, but actually today it's a bit cloudy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 When members don't clear their DM inboxes, so you spend ages typing a post, press send, then get a message that @sage cannot access private messages. Unless he's blocked me, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 36 minutes ago, reveldevil said: When members don't clear their DM inboxes, so you spend ages typing a post, press send, then get a message that @sage cannot access private messages. Unless he's blocked me, of course. Try again chap. I have cleared my blockage. Mostyn6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Realising that I've never had a DM off anyone ever. Didn't even know there was a direct mail box Ramslad1992, Bob Gnarly, Steve How Hard? and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Went to the dump on Sunday, thought I would get rid of 30 or so old house bricks. Pull up.. What ya got fella? Just some old house bricks, I will stick em in the hardcore skip.. How many mate? 30 or so.. You can only do 10 a day. So now I have to make three five mile round trips to get rid of the bricks. Someone tell me, what's the point of that? Seems to be more rules now about going to the dump, it's doing my head in. Norman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 In a similar vein... went to the bank with a load of change all bagged up to be told that they can only accept 5 bags of coins per day per person. WTF? If I went in with a holdall full of £50 notes wonder if it would be different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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