McRainy Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, David said: Did they take your AirPods? ? Er, no. Do I have airpods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, David said: Councillors that decide your bin only needs to be emptied once a fortnite. Good list. Last Thursday I took the last of the rubbish for bin day. It was the non-recycling bags to go in the non-recycling bin. Had to push it down like I always do. Except the mrs had put a can of beans in the wrong bin. So when i shoved the bag down in the bin, the lid went straight into my middle finger to my finger bone. It was 6.14pm. A and E in Grantham shuts at 6.30pm. So there I was running through town with a tea towel around my hand. Got there at 6.27pm. Had to have stitches, a tetanus jab and a mrs turn up at A and E calling me the ******* idiot!!! So, yeah, **** the once every 2 week collection meaning I am conatantly jumping in my bins or shoving bean can lids through my fingers. Which reminds me, it's bin night. Edited April 12, 2018 by Norman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 11 hours ago, David said: Myself. BT Sports. Price of bottled water. Couriers that ask you to take a neighbours delivery. Food that display the calories for 100g when it’s a 35g packet. Cost of passports. Balding. Netflix series which are cancelled after 1 season, left on the app without an ending to the storyline. Maclaren, McLaren.....it’s McClaren. Grammar Nazis No WhatsApp or Instagram apps on iPad Clothes which shorten the arm length when ordering smaller sizes. Just because I have a small chest does not mean I have short arms. Footballer’s moving to the MLS in their prime. Carpet fitters. Dog owners that don’t pick up their poo. My missus despite training is still not able to successfully pair 2 socks together. That one game which destroys your accumulator. The weather. People that quote tweet every tweet they reply to. Wishing people Happy Birthday on Facebook. Facebook. Dentists. Labour voters. Conservative voters. Jeremy Corbyn. Teresa May. Donald Trump. Cordless hoovers which lose all suction just outside the warranty period. Councillors that decide your bin only needs to be emptied once a fortnite. Console exclusive games. The lifespan of an Apple USB cable. Time of the month ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: Time of the month ? Menopause Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Just now, David said: Menopause Dont get me started on the menopause... Bloody house has been soddin freezing all winter. She's got her baps out because it's so hot and I keep tripping over the things. Steve How Hard?, rynny, Day and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 14 hours ago, David said: Dog owners that don’t pick up their poo. Or indeed that of their dog ? GboroRam and McRainy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, David said: Myself. BT Sports. Price of bottled water. Couriers that ask you to take a neighbours delivery. Food that display the calories for 100g when it’s a 35g packet. Cost of passports. Balding. Netflix series which are cancelled after 1 season, left on the app without an ending to the storyline. Maclaren, McLaren.....it’s McClaren. Grammar Nazis No WhatsApp or Instagram apps on iPad Clothes which shorten the arm length when ordering smaller sizes. Just because I have a small chest does not mean I have short arms. Footballer’s moving to the MLS in their prime. Carpet fitters. Dog owners that don’t pick up their poo. My missus despite training is still not able to successfully pair 2 socks together. That one game which destroys your accumulator. The weather. People that quote tweet every tweet they reply to. Wishing people Happy Birthday on Facebook. Facebook. Dentists. Labour voters. Conservative voters. Jeremy Corbyn. Teresa May. Donald Trump. Cordless hoovers which lose all suction just outside the warranty period. Councillors that decide your bin only needs to be emptied once a fortnite. (fortnight) Console exclusive games. The lifespan of an Apple USB cable. American spellings in the UK. Edited April 13, 2018 by sage MuespachRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, sage said: American spellings in the UK. Blame autocorrect for that one, must have made a boo boo and phone corrected it to that, name of an Xbox game I’ve messaged a fair bit about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 16 minutes ago, David said: Blame autocorrect for that one, must have made a boo boo and phone corrected it to that, name of an Xbox game I’ve messaged a fair bit about! I have been playing it too, though not really into gaming. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Angry Ram said: Dont get me started on the menopause... Bloody house has been soddin freezing all winter. She's got her baps out because it's so hot and I keep tripping over the things. I've been through a few period dramas in my time and I don't mean shows like Downtown Abbey if you get my drift. Thankfully my Mrs has gone through the change now. Funny thing is though, not much has changed. Pearl Ram and Angry Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 14 hours ago, Lambchop said: Er, no. Do I have airpods? Neither does @David now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRainy Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, rynny said: Neither does @David now... I wouldn’t know if I had them or not tbh. What are the symptoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 17 hours ago, David said: Clothes which shorten the arm length when ordering smaller sizes. Just because I have a small chest does not mean I have short arms. Spotted you preparing your next Avatar. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Spotted you preparing your next Avatar. Decent syrup you can get in Grimsby.. Wolfie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Lambchop said: I wouldn’t know if I had them or not tbh. What are the symptoms? McRainy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 TV Licensing *******. Bought a TV licence last year on 31st May. Turns out the licence runs for 12 months from the first day of the month. I.E my licence expires on 30th April, not 31st May. So basically I've paid 12 months costs for access to 11 months of 5 minutes of breakfast news a day, half hour of Saturday kitchen once or twice a month and a handful of Test Match Special commentaries. *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, JoetheRam said: TV Licensing *******. Bought a TV licence last year on 31st May. Turns out the licence runs for 12 months from the first day of the month. I.E my licence expires on 30th April, not 31st May. So basically I've paid 12 months costs for access to 11 months of 5 minutes of breakfast news a day, half hour of Saturday kitchen once or twice a month and a handful of Test Match Special commentaries. *****. It always seems odd to me that if you're severely sight-impaired, you can qualify for a discount. If you were that impaired you wouldn't see much, so why should they pay anything. I believe the discount's 50% now but it used to be a tiny amount. If you've got an old grannie and bung her in the attic or coalhouse, and she's over 75, you can get it for nowt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Lambchop said: What are the symptoms? A cartoon series about an American Family headed by Homer and Marge. Doh, it was funnier when I read it out than it is in print, I’ll get me coat. McRainy, rynny and Rev 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 When you escape wet and cold England, for a wetter, colder and much windier CDS. Norman and Parsnip 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Bakelite phones and teles that take 20 minutes to start, what's an ear pod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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