WharfedaleRam Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Here's a little ditty to the tune of Good King Wenceslas....enjoy! Colin W***er he looked out On the eve of Derby Though the snow lay round about He just thought I’m going Up the motorway he went Sky Sports waiting nigh Then he protesteth too much And hate humble pi – i – ie! “Give us refunds we got there” Bluebird fans they whinge–ed Stick your refunds up your arse Mel and Gaz retorted Do not travel when it’s bad Policeman he stateth Sing your hymns and tend your sheep And day you do not wasteth. “Dock them points it’s just not fair To the teams around them” Sod off Cardiff we don’t care You won’t get promo- o – tion! Swansea are the team in Wales And you ****ing know it Just one season at the top Then you’ll be your usu –al ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john48 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 A song for the re-visit of Cardiff city Derby fans are singing Warnocks whinging Walking in a winter wonderland ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ariotofmyown Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, john48 said: A song for the re-visit of Cardiff city Derby fans are singing Warnocks whinging Walking in a winter wonderland ..... I'm dreaming of a White April Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Be good if it's a nice sunny day and all the fans wear arctic clothing Neil, where's your sleigh? Neil, Neil where's your sleigh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Warnock the wed nosed reindeer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaspode Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Colin is a winker, he wears a winker's hat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4ev6is Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Nice one I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edtheram Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Cheer up Cardiff City, Oh what can it mean to a, Ugly old W*****R And a **** countryyyyyy......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Oh the weather in Derby is freezing And Warnocks not happy, he’s seething. All over a bit of snow, Let it go, let it go, let it gooooooo! (I’m here all week, try the lamb) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG400 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 2 hours ago, WharfedaleRam said: Here's a little ditty to the tune of Good King Wenceslas....enjoy! Colin W***er he looked out On the eve of Derby Though the snow lay round about He just thought I’m going Up the motorway he went Sky Sports waiting nigh Then he protesteth too much And hate humble pi – i – ie! “Give us refunds we got there” Bluebird fans they whinge–ed Stick your refunds up your arse Mel and Gaz retorted Do not travel when it’s bad Policeman he stateth Sing your hymns and tend your sheep And day you do not wasteth. “Dock them points it’s just not fair To the teams around them” Sod off Cardiff we don’t care You won’t get promo- o – tion! Swansea are the team in Wales And you ****ing know it Just one season at the top Then you’ll be your usu –al ****! If you make it to hard the south stand can't sing it , no more than 4 rhyming lines please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Da da da da something about snow Da da da da something about snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OohMartWright Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Colin is a winker, he wears a winker's hat In March he came to Derby and had to drive right back. They couldn't play their football, which made him really pi$$ed Another chuffing fixture to add on to the list. Colin is a winker, he wears a winker's hat Now we're into April, to Derby he's come back His face is apoplectic, the pitch looks just the same and now the icing on the cake, his team has lost the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WharfedaleRam Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 One line, per stand, (x6) and we should have it sorted by the time we play em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Have i stumbled across a Stock, Aitken and Waterman ideas workshop ? Boycie has potential though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 My Niel Warnock song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I would post a link to "So What" by Metallica but I think that might end up getting me banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Better still we all dress up as snowmen (snow people) and the team runs out on the pitch against Cardiff City to Snow Patrol - Run and we all sing up!!! Plus instead of putting flags on everybody's seats, we put little shovels so we all wave them and wave at Mr Neil Warnock!!! Snow Patrol - Run I'll sing it one last time for you Then we really have to go You've been the only thing that's right In all we've done. And I can barely look at you But every single time I do I know we'll make it anywhere Away from all this snow that's landed here Lighten up, lighten up As if you have a choice Even if you cannot hear my voice I'll be right beside you dear Louder, louder And we'll run for our lives I can hardly speak I understand Why you can't raise your voice to say To think I might not see those eyes We made it so hard, suprised you didn't cry on Sky. And as we say our long goodbyes I nearly do. Lighten up, lighten up As if you have a choice Even if you cannot hear my voice I'll be right beside you dear Louder, louder........ And we'll run for our lives I can hardly speak I understand Why you can't raise your voice to say SHOVEL, SHOVEL We don't have time for that All I want is to find an easier way To get you out of our little heads Have heart my dear We're bound to be afraid Postponed, even if it's just for a few days Making up and creating all this mess. Lighten up, lighten up As if you have a choice Even if you cannot hear my voice We'll be right beside you dear.......with a full squad, 3 points and a Derby cheer! We'll be right beside you dear.......with a full squad, 3 points and a Derby cheer! We'll be right beside you dear.......with a full squad, 3 points and a Derby cheer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scarlet Pimpernel Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 The team have to come out to jingle bells surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, The Scarlet Pimpernel said: The team have to come out to jingle bells surely. But we're at home!....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbobram Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Ohhhh Warnock is a w****** he wears a w******* hat, He cried because it was snowing, and Derby sent him back he cried to the football league, he cried to the FA and when he got a letter back, it said shut up you tw*t ooooooooohhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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