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Song for Mr Colin Warnock


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Kate Bush has an album called 50 Words for Snow, which made me think about rewording the classic The Man With The Child in His Eyes. 

It is called, 

The Man With the Snowflakes in his eyes 

 

I hear him
Before I go to sleep
And focus on the snow that's been
I realize that he's there
When I turn the ***** off
And turn over
Nobody knows about Mel's plan
They think he's gone and bribed the weatherman 
And suddenly I find myself listening
To a man I've heard moan before
Telling me about Sky TV
Oh his love is for foolish misery


Ooh he's here again
The man with the Snowflakes in his eyes 

Ooh he's here again
The man with the Snowflakes in his eyes

He's very slandering and he's so
Unaware of all our complications 
When I stay up late
He's always with me
Right up until I hyperventilate 
Oh I'm so worried about his face,
They say he looks like a type of goblin, 

And suddenly I find myself listening
To a man I've heard moan before
Telling me about Sky TV
Oh his love is for foolish misery

Ooh he's here again
The man with the snowflakes in his eyes 

Ooh he's here again
The man with the Snowflakes in his eyes

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Whatever is sung, at least call the guy by his name. What's all this "Warnock" and sometimes "Neil" nonsense? His name is Colin. COLIN! It's really not that hard. Every song on here that reads "Warnock" needs to have it replaced with "Colin". Sometimes I despair...

And the thread title should be changed to "Song for Colin".

 

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16 hours ago, Boycie said:

I think you’ll find the beat count is nearly perfect actually Ralph. ?

well your line, does at least fit in with the derby fans mantle of trying to cram words into a song at lightning fast pace.

personally i think it doesnt work thogh

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  • 2 weeks later...

Took the youngest to rhyme time at the library today, enjoyed a good sing song myself, got a few funny looks from the mothers!

Hickory Dickory Dock
Neil Warnock is a c#ck
The Clock struck one
The c#ck ran down
Hickory Dickory Dock!

Hickory Dickory Dock
Neil Warnock is a c#ck
The clock struck two
The Sky came down
Hickory Dickory Dock!

Hickory Dickory Dock
Neil Warnock is a c#ck
The clock struck three
Cardiff stuck in snow for tea
Hickory Dickory Dock!

Hickory Dickory Dock
Neil Warnock is a c#ck
The clock struck four
The c#cks came down on Richard Keogh
Hickory Dickory Dock! Cardiff is a c#ck......Cardiff is a c#ck

Sing up......

 

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