maxjam Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 Alph, Ram-Alf, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EtoileSportiveDeDerby Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 Not a joke as such but quite amusing me think On Saturday in the away end there was this sweet little girl (10ish I think, might have been boy, not sure) who wrote various messages on her school books and held it in the air towards the south stand to read. Here is a sample of her home work when it started to unravel for QPR, after conceding 2 goals in a minute: “QPR till I die” So far so good ”You ‘ll be the ones crying in a minute” showing some signs of frustration and then the clincher, “F##k off Derby” Full marks for grammar and spelling, teachers will be proud. Comrade 86, Steve How Hard? and uttoxram75 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 Wolfie, Alph, Crewton and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 Three men are marooned on an island desperately seeking a way to get off. A cannibal approaches them and flops his penis out. 'If the length of your three penises together is as big as mine, then I'll show you how to get off the island. Otherwise you'll be killed and eaten.' The native's nob was an incredible 20 inches. Getting off to a good start, the first man shows off his impressive 10 inches. The second man produces a 9-inch dick. Feeling confident, they urge the third man to get his tackle out. He does so and reveals just one inch of manhood. After some nail-biting calculations the cannibal says, 'Okay fellas, you've managed to come up with the goods: I'll let you use my boat to escape'. As they were sailing to safety, the first bloke mentions how lucky they are that he's so well endowed. Likewise, the second bloke suggests that they are truly blessed at the length, of his schlong. The third guy pipes up ' ... and you're damn lucky I had an erection!' admira, Steve How Hard? and Premier ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 Comrade 86, RoyMac5, MaltRam and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted Saturday at 10:14 Share Posted Saturday at 10:14 Comrade 86, MaltRam, angieram and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted Saturday at 10:26 Share Posted Saturday at 10:26 9 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said: They use Hayssssssss Travel. angieram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted Saturday at 14:33 Share Posted Saturday at 14:33 I’m addicted to eating seaweed. Should I sea kelp? cstand, Steve How Hard?, Anag Ram and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted Sunday at 21:18 Share Posted Sunday at 21:18 Ghost of Clough and Rev 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted Wednesday at 11:27 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:27 EtoileSportiveDeDerby and TimRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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