Derbados Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, cosmic said: He does such a good impression you won't be fooled with the change of name. my bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PodgeyRam Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I would like to apply for an Andy Reid-type role, where I play once every two years before pulling my hammy and letting people reminisce about how good I am when fit. Got the phsyique to match as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 1 hour ago, philmycock said: Graham Richards? Depends, is he going to come out with anymore Brian Deane/Word Trade Centre similes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 1 hour ago, kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong said: Let's hope that tomorrow night our mood is even better COYR!!! Cant see us losing tomorrow so should be alright... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 26 minutes ago, David said: Cant see us losing tomorrow so should be alright... Don't bet on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 42 minutes ago, David said: Cant see us losing tomorrow so should be alright... We'll find a way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oomarkwright Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I'll offer myself up as centre back or left back at a push. I've been on here since the old forum too. Happy to play a few charity matches. 30-35 mins roll on roll off subs? Perhaps a game against florest forum at Long Eaton. West park Or Beeston Fields! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerbyMark Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 We're only as good as our last result....in the eyes of the football media, who ignore us anyway lol Apart from Arsene Wenger of course lol Ex players lining up to get him sacked.... F***ing two faced ***** Out for themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeedsRam1999 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I play defensive midfield and have had a persistent knee injury last year. Surely that makes me the most qualified to play that position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 5 hours ago, DerbyMark said: We're only as good as our last result....in the eyes of the football media, who ignore us anyway lol Apart from Arsene Wenger of course lol Ex players lining up to get him sacked.... F***ing two faced ***** Out for themselves Are you one right thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kash_a_ram_a_ding_dong Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 11 hours ago, David said: Cant see us losing tomorrow so should be alright... Doh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archram Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Too old for this playing lark, but I'm willing to sit at the side of the pitch with my flask and my blanket and moan a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfc the 1 4me Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Can I be the half time oranges supplier? I'll also do the teas so they can be thrown at the manager after he's gave you all a rollicking for the first half shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 35 minutes ago, dcfc the 1 4me said: Can I be the half time oranges supplier? I'll also do the teas so they can be thrown at the manager after he's gave you all a rollicking for the first half shocker This is DCFC we throw beer not tea.. B4 does not mind that so you're in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 20 hours ago, David said: GK - Boycie, size matters LB - Reveldevil, moaned about being left back in the changing room by others, sympathy pick, nothing more. He'll get injured pretty soon. CB - Bris Vegas, years of experience defending himself, always has a mistake in him CB - Ninos, also has many years experience defending, gets picked on a bit, like a ginger would at school, our Alex Pearce. RB - Kash_a_ram_ding_dong, knows how to block adverts, can use his knowledge to block a tackle. His name would bring extra revenue through shirt name printing. DM - Curtains, sits back dictating the tempo, can imagine him having bushy eyebrows like De Sart. CM - UttoxRam, the legs of the midfield, box to box, getting on a bit now mind you. CM - Alpha, our own Will Hughes, kinda weird looking but everyone likes him LW - Anon, Mr Razza Camara, anonymous. ST - Sage, big guy, can hold the ball up, sulks a bit when things don't go his way, our S9 RW - Eddie, always on the attack, not arsed about defending himself Manager - B4, say no more. Assistant Manager - Angry Ram, offered B4 assistance at games the other day, whilst B4 tries to be the players mates Angry will step in to remind them how **** they all are when we're losing. Physio - i-Ram, kinda bloke that wouldn't mind giving you a rub down Nailed it. Add @uttoxram75 to the bench as old head, @ramit as foreigner to get crowd excited and B4 should have all the ingredients. @Cisse with his fixation towards watches would make him good fourth ref. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Dimmu said: @ramit as foreigner to get crowd excited i'm up for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 You know you need me on that wing for a bit of youthful pace and...erm....erm.....erm On second thoughts, I'll give Nigel Pearson my number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 On 17/02/2017 at 21:23, cosmic said: Before you play, you'll need @Gypsy Ram to have a leak by the corner flags to lift any curses. I'm not sure the alcohol content in my urine would work - thus rendering it useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 On 2/17/2017 at 12:55, Angry Ram said: Gk Boycie LB - OssieRam CB - Utch CB - Angry RB - Alpha Aint nowt getting through that back 4.. Not sure about Boycie but like I said, not much getting near him. Midfield Ella - Playmaker, Mr percentage. IRam - Mincy show pony we brought from Brighton. Ninos - Workhorse (or squid) Forwards King Kev (who else) Hintons Boots (who else) Radioactive Waste as nobody will go near him.. Curtains - Manager.. Would be interesting. Can't believe you didn't pick me in the quarterback role.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I could be head European Scout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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