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Chris Mills

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7 minutes ago, Ramarena said:

That midfield trio has never worked, hopefully Wass has a master plan that no-one else has thought of and we win. 

Yes, here is Mel's master plan.

Bruce and his team fall about laughing at our ANNOUNCED team selection:

  • we need to score 4 goals without reply
  • so we have left Will to defend our own half
  • and play a midfield 3 which has failed so many times
  • and leave one of England's top goal scorers on the bench
  • and play on the left wing another guy who is not a winger but can defend a bit because we have released the only left back we had who can defend and head the ball and be in the right place to defend our goal line.

This subterfuge is like all those dummy tanks we littered around the South East to make Adolf think we would invade at Calais.

But after 10 minutes of ineptitude, we unveil MEL'S MASTER PLAN. HERE IT IS

Step 1 We move to the sort of formation Mel recalls from his youth: 2 3 5. Yes folks, 2 3 5 because we need to tear those tigers apart!

Step 2 Benty replaces Hendrik

Step 3 Simultaneously Camara replaces Bryson

Step 4 And Will moves forward

So we have a front 5 of

   Russell    Martin     Benty   Hughes   Camara

and a mid 3 of

Keogh Shackell Weimann

and two full backs who stay back, being Christie & Olsson.

We'll be 6 nil up by half time, so we take Camara off and bring Bucko on to shore up the defence.

Madness? but SUCH FUN!

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Just now, HantsRam said:

You're calling it G-ram!

Think you'll find I predicted it first. But I took about 6 paragraphs to say what g-ram said in a sentence, so I wouldn't blame you not reading it (actually, yes I would, you should read everything I write, it's always awesome). 

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