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  1. The decline of Radio Derby (?)

    6 pages in before anyone recalls Roger Davies as the, er, analyst. I too am good at blanking out what I prefer to forget. If Mr Davies wasn't a paid stooge for DCFC rather than an analyst for Radio Derby, he did a brilliant impression of one. The only benefit was that the phone-ins were dominated by ingratiating old fogeys wanting him to recall how great a player he was. That's one problem Ramage doesn't cause.
  2. Kieftenbeld..... has he really signed?

    In England, there's usually a yellow Post-it Note on a legal document, with an instruction from the lawyers to 'sign here'. This instruction was obviously Double Dutch for poor old Kief. Let's hope we don't have to sign a Greek player at the last minute. He'll be in tears too.
  3. Official: Will Hughes joins Watford

    Like a new Prime Minister, it seems poor old Will has aged 5 years in a few weeks. The stress of having to perform and deliver at the top level, instead of merely showing promise that he would be able to, is etched on his face. Will he step up to the plate? I am sure we are all Willing him on!
  4. Is there a doctor in the house?

    Apparently not. How on earth can the team be so fit and so crocked simultaneously in such wonderful facilities? Could Uncle Mel afford to buy Eva Carneiro? She'd perk everyone up. Or maybe the queue at her door would lengthen still more for, er, non-medical reasons.
  5. Callum Robinson

    There's a already a song for Mrs Robinson. Easily adapted for Callum: "And here's to you Mr Robinson. Rams all love you more than you will know. Wo wo wo." Should have all of Pride Park singing along knowingly for once. And only take a few games after he's joined for the obvious modification to the lyrics.
  6. Our Mel ( Cbeebies)

    Credit where credit's due. Well done Mel. You are taking the lead in many spheres and making a difference. Whether people always like the lead does not lessen your bravery and philanthropy. Keep up the good work, and thank you. PS Perhaps you could take over Downing Street and put Theresa Mayhem and the country out of our misery?

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