Turk Thrust

I dare say Manchester City fans were asking this question in 1998/99 when they were in the third tier.

Yes or you get the Spot of Shame on your trousers

Agree. West Ham and Millwall? That’s the same as saying Derby and Burton are similar sized. And Birmingham have always been a lesser team than Villa
 
 
 

“Told” suggests an oral transaction

“Told” suggests an oral transaction

I believe he`d be a valuable addition to the team so I`m looking forward to welcoming him to the Old Vaulks Home.
 
 

Quite. He’s the Oracle

What’s he doing swanning around with ducks in his underwear?

Percy saying this is a loan then. We could really do with something in that position for the long term rather than just Fornah

Eider that was a fantastic duck related pun, or you are just being un-coot!
 
You can have this one free of charge (No Bill):
 
Judge:  "How do you plead?  Guilty, or not guilty?"
Defendant:  "Not guilty, M'allard"
 
 

I’ve been around football and Derby for a very long time, since the 50s, and know that 4 games in is not enough to decide that we are not good enough for promotion.

I’ve been around football and Derby for a very long time, since the 50s, and know that 4 games in is not enough to decide that we are not good enough for promotion.

I’ve been around football and Derby for a very long time, since the 50s, and know that 4 games in is not enough to decide that we are not good enough for promotion.

I’ve been around football and Derby for a very long time, since the 50s, and know that 4 games in is not enough to decide that we are not good enough for promotion.

Worked for Jack Charlton

Well that caption implies we'll be winning loads of games.......
....have my doubts tbh...

I decamped from Derby for work reasons back in 1983 and after a couple of years living in an attic in Harley Street London, I moved to Upton Park and then where I am now, leafy Woodford Green. All this talk of Southerners and Northerners etc made me me think. Of all my mates and neighbours down here, there are very few actually born in London. They come from all over the UK, with a few from overseas.  None of them think of themselves as Southerners apart from one or two who were born dahn sarf. 

I’ve been to quite a few women’s club football and it’s nowhere near the quality of women’s international football. Gates will always be low until quality improves

Must be getting old. When I saw the thread title, I thought it was about getting a new pair of glasses to look at the screen

Must be getting old. When I saw the thread title, I thought it was about getting a new pair of glasses to look at the screen

I think this one tops it 😂

Agree. I’ve been impressed by the quality of international women’s football. Alas cannot say the same about women’s club football

unless it's a ballpoint, rollerball, fountain, gel, etc....