Bob The Badger

Go Rams!

Stafford looking good. 

10 hours ago, jimbo jones said:

I predicted Bengals, 49ers, Rams, and Chiefs to win, so last night was a good night ?

Bengals are a good o line away from being a dominant force, most everything else is already there. Maybe a couple of other pieces on defense too.
 

Other than the left tackle, that line is horrendous.

The same.

1 hour ago, Ewe Ram said:

It’s something we often comment on. People have stupidly white teeth and, even worse, they have luminous white top sets and yellow bottom sets. 
I know you can buy temporary snap on top sets of teeth so wonder if they dish them out on shows like The Apprentice. I also notice so many people now talk with a lisp. 

Oh wow, I thought you wondered if they made them, not knew they did. Bummer, I was looking forward to pitching that in the den.

1 hour ago, Ewe Ram said:

It’s something we often comment on. People have stupidly white teeth and, even worse, they have luminous white top sets and yellow bottom sets. 
I know you can buy temporary snap on top sets of teeth so wonder if they dish them out on shows like The Apprentice. I also notice so many people now talk with a lisp. 

If you see me on Dragons Den selling snap on teeth, you’ll know where the idea came from.

When I moved to the US in 2006 people over here had normal teeth, even on TV.

Now it seems we have gone down the US route of everybody having bright white veneers.

Sarah Parish, in the dreadful Stay Close, looked utterly ridiculous her teeth were so white. Nobody born in England in their fifties has teeth that bright.

Then the other day I was watching The Apprentice (don't judge me) and it seemed 80% of them had teeth whiter than any naturally occurring substance found on planet earth. For half the program it's all I could focus on, they look preposterous.

When did this start happening?

And more importantly, does anybody know where I can get mine done on the cheap?

55 minutes ago, Ewe Ram said:

Clicks and likes are like drugs to some people, sadly 

On a neural level they work in the same way by triggering the release of dopamine in exactly the same way cocaine does.

They are literally designed that way.

1 hour ago, IlsonDerby said:

And if you’re going to comment to say every club has this sort of fan then don’t bother, tired of making excuses based on the fact other clubs have fans who don’t know right from wrong after a shandy too. 

People respond that way because it's true.

Pointing that out is not making excuses for them, it's merely saying is has nothing to do with us.

And it's not just other clubs, it's every other club that has such imbeciles.

Football clubs are merely a representation of society.

It's really annoying and I agree that they wan't weaselling out in, and we can all do that as fans rather than just say we're tired about how things are.

Post the link and I'll dive into that thread and call them out and my Twitter account uses my real name.

Robert the Badger.

2 hours ago, JoetheRam said:

Disagree. Golden rule of comedy is you can mock whoever you like. As long as it's funny. 

Well, of course you're entitled to your opinion, I'm just saying it's an unwritten rule of the majority of comics and writers. 

I'm not saying there's no exceptions, or it's applicable to satire, and I'm not saying you can't laugh at whatever you find funny. I'm just saying it exists. 

Possibly the greatest teacher of comedy Stephen Rosenfield talks about it in his book as does Jimmy Carr in Before and Laughter. 

There are very few bigoted attack comedians like Bernard Manning left. 

Stay Close on Netflix

I used to love James Nesbitt, but I this is one (bad) cop drama too many for him.

A horrible script that plumbed the depths of implausibility and then went a bit deeper was worsened by acting that was more wooden than Pinocchio on stilts.

Cartoonish characters and a competition to see who had the whitest veneers in the cast (won by Sarah Parish in case you're interested) didn't help.

Izzard tried his best to drag this mess up to respectability, but to little avail.

Coming on the back of watching succession and the top drawer acting and clever script that had to offer I felt like I'd gone from driving a Ferrari to a milk float. A very old milk float at that.

Ravel Morrison/10

On 17/01/2022 at 19:53, Anag Ram said:

Ricky Gervais is a guy it would be easy to slap.

He can be funny and insightful. He can also be very cruel and he’s too keen to shock. His excessive use of the C word has no place other than to offend. His portrayal of anyone not conventionally seen as attractive is hurtful. He portrays gay men as camp and somehow seedy. 

He will claim it’s just fiction, but he writes it time and time again. Every now and then his frustrations chime with my own and I’m with him but it’s not long before he says or does something I find abhorrent.

Just my opinion of course but that’s where I am with him.

I love him.

I do think that he used it too much in this series, but it can be incredibly effective is used sparingly. His line to the ginger kid in the last series used it brilliantly well.

He mocks his own looks on Twitter regularly.

A golden rule of comedy is you can mock people who fit into your *group*.

If you're Catholic you can mock Catholics. If you're Irish you can mock Irish people. And if you're ugly and overweight you can mock those people. If he was tall, athletic and good looking he couldn't get away with it.

Kudos to Sibley for not punching Colbeck btw. 

1 minute ago, Ramrob said:

Morrison ?‍♂️ Touch and pass deserted him when he was signed by us.

FTFY 

4 minutes ago, AGR said:

Why on earth do we not get prem refs for these games

Because they’re Premier League refs?

5 minutes ago, Bob The Badger said:

Me too, his foot came up afterwards.  

Watch it again @Ramleicester, when he past the man his foot was still on top of the ball. It was a bookable offense but a harsh straight red. 

Unless of course you’re just on the nitrous oxide and can’t stop laughing, in which case, pass me some please.

1 minute ago, G STAR RAM said:

I'm ashamed of 'supporters' like you who can't wait to turn on these players who have been giving absolutely everything for us, despite the circumstances they find themselves in.

I'm really upset that people like you can't wait to crawl out of the woodwork at the first sign of adversity and quite frankly I'd be quite happy to lose 'fans' like you.

Yeh, they didn’t lack battle or heart today, they just came up short.

It happens.

Just now, Tamworthram said:

That's what I thought I saw.

Me too, his foot came up afterwards.  

1 minute ago, Andicis said:

Samba is the most punchable man on the planet. 

Colbeck isn’t far behind 

Hinchcliffe saying Cooper looks bewildered. How would you know? Every expression is like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Right Sibbo, show Rooney why he refused to let the Snake have you.

Just now, Duracell said:

Both teams getting a bit weird now. 

you’re right. 

1 minute ago, StrawHillRam said:

He’ll  get a brace now

His teeth are fine, to his football ability I’m not sold on.

I really don’t like Morrison.

Jeez I thought that was my in

Hinchcliffe saying it was definitely a penalty.

At least in Daves world.