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Ticketmaster's internet security. 

Cough medicine. 

Anything that says it will stop dogs chewing. 

Leeds support guaranteeing a swift return to this Premier League. 

Any electrical device that's spent more than 17 minutes in my shed. 

Dental anaesthetic more than .001mm away from the point of injection.

Telling people to 'just do it'

Using facts in any argument with Mrs Badger.

  

 

 

 

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Virgin Media's customer support.

Self-service tills.

MPs.

Ring pull lids on cans of dog food.

Expensive anti-wrinkle potions - my wife's face looks no different, my bank balance does.

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23 hours ago, Anag Ram said:

Pull open coffee bags for cafetières.

Always a fine line between opening and filling the kitchen with coffee 😩

Pull open coffee bags for cafetières my arse. 

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