DesertRam Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Dean (hick) Saunders said: Gary Player the golfist. Persona no0n grata at the moment eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertRam Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 Definitely for free Likened to Ferrie Bodde ? Carl Sagan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I'd like to be the next Chris Martin. ... But I never did learn to play a musical instrument... and my singing ain't all that, so maybe not! MickD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannable Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 10 hours ago, Alpha said: Have you considered Davis was a very good player but was surrounded by even better players? The sad thing is, you’re taking the piss, but Claude Davis Is an unfathomably good footballer. We are all just that bad. Alph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBRammette Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 9 hours ago, IslandExile said: Nearest: Chris Martin but better looking and faster - at least over the first 3-5 yards. Better looking than our CM? Never!! IslandExile and angieram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 (edited) It'd have to be Sergio Ramos because I'm an alice band wearing thug and s**t at penalites. Edited May 14, 2022 by 86 Hair Islands Dethorn and Inverurie Ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepyuppy Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I think I could come off the bench in a Kenny Burns (age 57) sort of role. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodleyRam Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 I'm more of the bionic player... Branko Strupar's knees (they no longer bend the right way), footballing brain of Mikel Beck, aerial prowess of Georgi Kinkladze, first touch of Cluade Davis, passport of Esteban Fuertes... On the plus side I don't cost $6m Premier ram, DesertRam, SaffyRam and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curb Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 Gerry Daly, Liam Brady, Trevor Brooking, although it was a long time ago, and my memory might be a bit skewed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldben Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 What I'd like to see is fans raise 2 to 3 million to buy a player of the fans choosing. That would help the club. Maybe in part through a music concerts ticket money, maybe via some other alternative fund raising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 47 minutes ago, Oldben said: What I'd like to see is fans raise 2 to 3 million to buy a player of the fans choosing. That would help the club. Maybe in part through a music concerts ticket money, maybe via some other alternative fund raising. Buy a player of the manager's choosing, maybe. I wouldn't trust us lot to buy the right player... and I'm not even sure I could handle such a responsibility! ? Bedders 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 (edited) Gary Teale in his prime. I can (could) run quickly enough in a straight line, but no physical strength, ball control questionable so no fancy footwork, but would be able to whip in a decent enough cross once in a while, maybe. Never really had the chance to play a game of football 11 v 11 on a full sized pitch to test it out though, couldn't do the running anymore because I'm massively unfit and I'd struggle to see anyone in the box to cross to because my eyesight without glasses is poor and I don't dare wear contacts. Edited May 15, 2022 by Coconut's Beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dethorn Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 My chelsea supporting friend refered to me as a Fat John Terry which was OK by me always throught he was a bit skinny too, but I also think I could live up to his morals ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew3000 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 I was a fast full back, physically resembled Paul Kitson, but thought I was Mel sage. No control in my one good foot and i refused to wear corrective lenses for my severe myopia. Loved a last ditch sliding tackle. Couldn't cross and hated heading. I'm worse now though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, Andrew3000 said: I was a fast full back, physically resembled Paul Kitson, but thought I was Mel sage. No control in my one good foot and i refused to wear corrective lenses for my severe myopia. Loved a last ditch sliding tackle. Couldn't cross and hated heading. I'm worse now though. I'm desperately trying to work out which of our full backs throughout my lifetime you really are, because your username and avatar don't give you away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew3000 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Tee Hee, my playing style is horribly familiar hey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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