RodleyRam

Aye but think of the therapy you could afford if you were unlucky enough to win that kind of money... I've lobbed £30 at it, the odds are extraordinary considering it's only based on two results on the last game of the season when anything can happen as we've seen all too many times before!

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok

We've been there a few years back in the Championship playoffs and played our best player in a nothing fixture, only for him to break his leg or something like that. If I were Evatt, I would play the U12 team to make sure key players and their back ups' backups were fresh going in to the inevitable play off battle... P.S. @Day i really miss that ninja assassin emoji we used to have on here years back...

Rams 2 - 0 Simmo FRGS Cashin

Think how much we might actually get done. Country will climb out of recession in no time...

Is it Saturday yet? Slowest week ever!! I'm not sure I can take the suspense... Nervous about how little Peterborough will care about their fixture at Bolton now. If we choke there's every chance Bolton will turn it on and we could be staring down the barrel. Argggggggg who would be a Derby fan?! I need to be more B4

Hang on a cotton picking second... Reckon we've hit on the absolute jackpot here. We swap Warne, who is 100% guaranteed to fail in the championship but a pragmatic, turgid, League 1 genius, with dynamic, forward thinking, young Evatt who is 100% guaranteed to succeed at a higher level but seemingly can't get Bolton promoted out of a terrible uncompetitive league. Wonder if any of our Nostradamus members could confirm if this the answer?

I was there for the last auto season. I was 11 I think and gripped by football fever. That win to seal it against Palace was a truly great moment and one to savour. If we get over the line on Saturday (and let's hope we do because frankly I don't think any of us could take the epic meltdown from all corners) then I shall be sinking a few beers (one at least for our dearly departed talisman of positivity) and savouring it because these moments don't come around too often. Come on Rams, bring it home!

My old man is east lower, third row back from the pitch, half way line, right on the aisle. Only one seat though but his mate might be in the seat next to him, I'd have to double check. If you're interested DM me and I'll see if he'd be willing to swap but I imagine you might want two seats so the previous offer may be preferable to you. I live in Haddenham, just down the road from Aylesbury at it happens.

Agreed and Bird has proved pretty consistently that he is fully focused on the Derby cause until he leaves and I imagine would absolutely love to be part of two big wins to close out his Derby career. Anyone questioning his commitment to Derby is way off the mark IMO.

Go for the win, we've had so many chances to put ourselves out of reach it's time to seize the day and put in the defining performance of the season. COYR

Cambridge 1 - 1 Rams Collo is due a goal

I reckon B4 would be adamant that we could still overhaul Pompy...

The waning rational part of me thinks that the other sides have still got to go some to take second spot by the end of the season, given the fixtures they've got. And even if we fail at the autos there's still the play offs etc. I confess this is getting to be a much smaller part of my feelings about this season! The much larger part of me is absolutely furious with everyone at the club for failing to take the countless opportunities we've had to put us out of sight. Some of the points we've squandered have been simply inexcusable. My gut says we're destined to throw it away.

Scrappy set piece goal would work wonders here to settle the lads and dampen any thoughts Wycombe might have about getting a result