WamRam Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 All in jest of course for anyone who fancies a bit of lighthearted fun! Suggestions for who we can sue for previous loss of earnings, a referee decision, a postponement, a player being injured by opposition? The more scrupulous the better! I'll start with Gary O'Neil. His blatant CHEATING last ditch tackle on Johnny Russell in that PO final stopped him scoring to put us 1-0 up. And by my Steve Gibson calculator we'd have gone on to score another 4. Rammy03 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bimmerman Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, WamRam said: All in jest of course for anyone who fancies a bit of lighthearted fun! Suggestions for who we can sue for previous loss of earnings, a referee decision, a postponement, a player being injured by opposition? The more scrupulous the better! I'll start with Gary O'Neil. His blatant CHEATING last ditch tackle on Johnny Russell in that PO final stopped him scoring to put us 1-0 up. And by my Steve Gibson calculator we'd have gone on to score another 4. Jamie Paterson With my Steve Gibson calculator-he should have scored 36 in 3 games so therefore was an undercover agent for bristol city before they recalled him. Him not scoring those 36 goals in 3 games stopped us getting promoted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 dcfcfans.uk! Ok, I'm in the office... but I ain't achieving a lot, this past fortnight or so! The unread posts list keeps growing, and a lot of stuff is being repeated, but ye gads, I'll get through the lot, you see if I don't! Not gonna be helped by me being away for 5 days after today*, and having to pay some attention to an actual female being! ? Oh... actually... scrap that... I'm still being paid! *Any recommendations for sky sports pubs (inc lunch) in Keswick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Keogh, obviously. Crewton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamUltraRam Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Juventus 1973 Crewton, TimRam, duncanjwitham and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Just now, GboroRam said: Keogh, obviously. Actually Ralf, we should be claiming against Tong-Po, the 5 year old Malaysian kid who made that football with the obvious imperfection in it that caused the ball to bounce off Keogh to Zamora. Incompetent little sh** ? Premier ram, JoetheRam and GboroRam 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plusi_Ram Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 I'm just saying, nothing has gone right since Kenny Miller joined the club. We should sue him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Whoever owns the car park outside the Riverside Stadium, as I tripped over a loose/dislodged lump of tarmac, broke my ankle, and had to take 5 weeks off work. This happened on Saturday, 12th February 2022, at 14:27. I also broke my crystal ball during this traumatic event, as it was in my coat pocket, so I can no longer practice my fortune-telling sessions, which I have been doing in the evenings, to earn an extra few quid. I have been doing this from March 2021, until August 2023... but don't tell the tax man. Plusi_Ram, jono and GB SPORTS 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 If impersonating a professional footballer was an actual offence like impersonating a police officer then we’d have a near endless list of targets; Clod, Malcolm, Blackman, Anya…. Crewton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Waghorn for not turning us down and signing for Mboro. Andrew3000 and Crewton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxwell Baxter Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) Personally, British rail in December 1983 my train was delayed, due to a boat on the track near gloucester (true) i got to Derby late about 3,30 able to listern to Radio Derby on my Trannie (back then that was a radio not a, anyway) Derby were 0-2 down against high flying Newcastle as a lad on a YTS wage (£25 a week) i thought stuff this I'll save some money by not going to the game and having to pay full amount (a princely £3:50) for only one half of a game. I got on the next train home only to find out Derby won 3-2 Derby 3 Davidson (2) Gemmill (1) Pen Newcastle 2 Keegan (1) Waddle (1) I wish to claim back £2.25 the ticket price (with student rail card) but also £45 million from British Rail because the delay of that train meant i missed one of the greatest Derby come backs ever and that has haunted my mental state ever since. And kids the message of this story is, never however desperate things are don't turn your back on your club. Edited January 19, 2022 by Maxwell Baxter Mucker1884 and Premier ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) I'd like to sue referee Madley for giving Chris Martin a second yellow for diving when he didn't against Burnley in 2013. Outcome according to the Trusty Gibson-o-meter: We win that game. Burnley crumble in the run in and we overhaul the small points gap to finish 2nd. In the absence of games against Burnley in the Premier League in 14/15, Leicester gain 4 points less, losing to us 8-0 home and away. Requiring a win on the last day to stay up, they lose 5-1 at home to QPR with Bobby Zamora scoring all 5 and are relegated. Jamie Vardy, N'Golo Kante and Riyahd Mahrez join Derby in 2015/16, firing them to an unprecedented 5000-1 League Title. £8 billion or so should do it. Edited January 19, 2022 by JoetheRam Crewton, Mucker1884 and Dean (hick) Saunders 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Having had a quick Whatsapp with Stevie and Rob, I've decided I'm suing @David for loss of earnings incurred since joining this forum. I've spent way too much time reading stuff on here which is clearly all his fault so I'm confident of a 7 figure pay-out in the not too distant future. jono and CBRammette 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkle Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, 86 Hair Islands said: Having had a quick Whatsapp with Stevie and Rob, I've decided I'm suing @David for loss of earnings incurred since joining this forum. I've spent way too much time reading stuff on here which is clearly all his fault so I'm confident of a 7 figure pay-out in the not too distant future. This one could drown everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, 86 Hair Islands said: Having had a quick Whatsapp with Stevie and Rob, I've decided I'm suing @David for loss of earnings incurred since joining this forum. I've spent way too much time reading stuff on here which is clearly all his fault so I'm confident of a 7 figure pay-out in the not too distant future. In my defence, I thought you were all unemployed bums. Mucker1884, jono, Eddie and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustylee Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 I think many English clubs should be suing Attwell for impersonating a referee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 The bloke who sits in front of me and always starts farting at about 60 minutes in to the game. The three Amigos for every last halfpenny they extracted for themselves using the clubs name. The EFL .. and I am not being light hearted. They have a track record with Bury, Luton and now DCFC for having a self interest laden board that hasn’t one iota of decency, fairness, legal knowledge, sportsmanship, ethics, professionalism, business acumen, and on top of all that ….. a lack the ability so stark that I doubt any of them could sit the right way round on a lavatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 30 minutes ago, David said: In my defence, I thought you were all unemployed bums. Will be at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WharfedaleRam Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 31 minutes ago, David said: In my defence, I thought you were all unemployed bums. Excuse me! Some of us are retired early bums!! Day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WamRam Posted January 19, 2022 Author Share Posted January 19, 2022 1 hour ago, JoetheRam said: I'd like to sue referee Madley for giving Chris Martin a second yellow for diving when he didn't against Burnley in 2013. Outcome according to the Trusty Gibson-o-meter: We win that game. Burnley crumble in the run in and we overhaul the small points gap to finish 2nd. In the absence of games against Burnley in the Premier League in 14/15, Leicester gain 4 points less, losing to us 8-0 home and away. Requiring a win on the last day to stay up, they lose 5-1 at home to QPR with Bobby Zamora scoring all 5 and are relegated. Jamie Vardy, N'Golo Kante and Riyahd Mahrez join Derby in 2015/16, firing them to an unprecedented 5000-1 League Title. £8 billion or so should do it. Didn't Hendrick actually score in that sequence of play when Martin was sent off, that would've put us 1-0 up?! Crewton and JoetheRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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