jono Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 20 hours ago, Paul71 said: surely its time to retire 'bamford ' and replace with 'Gibson' I have been in discussion with the sages in the English dept at the Sinfin University Dictionary Bamford has been in the lexicon for quite a while and seems set to remain although usage is declining. I'd like to see some suggested definitions for "A Gibson" or "being Gibsoned" Another new entry being considered by the lexographers is "A messenger" ... as in when a shot goes in the row Z .. He made a right Messenger of that one" Then of course there is ... "A Mel Morris" or an "MM" for short .. 2 goals in game ? ... this could comfortable replace the commonly used but rather old hat "brace" Dirty Raincoats = what Leeds fans wear when the weathers a bit rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Gibson definition - a genital disfigurement....often very sore. e.g. “Doctor I have a very painful growth on my kn-b end......” “Ah.....a Gibson! And very angry looking Gibson too” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rammeister Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 7 minutes ago, RamNut said: Gibson definition - a genital disfigurement....often very sore. e.g. “Doctor I have a very painful growth on my kn-b end......” “Ah.....a Gibson! And very angry looking Gibson too” I think Americans would like the above. For example- American:- “I have a Gibson on my Johnson” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 20 minutes ago, RamNut said: Gibson definition - a genital disfigurement....often very sore. e.g. “Doctor I have a very painful growth on my kn-b end......” “Ah.....a Gibson! And very angry looking Gibson too” Not only that, but the Gibson disease on the kn-b end makes you think it's 2.5 inches when anyone independent can see it's clearly 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 8 hours ago, jono said: I have been in discussion with the sages in the English dept at the Sinfin University Dictionary Bamford has been in the lexicon for quite a while and seems set to remain although usage is declining. I'd like to see some suggested definitions for "A Gibson" or "being Gibsoned" Another new entry being considered by the lexographers is "A messenger" ... as in when a shot goes in the row Z .. He made a right Messenger of that one" Then of course there is ... "A Mel Morris" or an "MM" for short .. 2 goals in game ? ... this could comfortable replace the commonly used but rather old hat "brace" Dirty Raincoats = what Leeds fans wear when the weathers a bit rough. Where’s that University based? In the Ferrers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Comrade 86 Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Anna said: Can't even explain how much I wish this were true ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 It would be better if he fleeced him back to the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 27 minutes ago, reverendo de duivel said: It would be better if he fleeced him back to the club. Lets just hope the accounts aren't overewe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said: Lets just hope the accounts aren't overewe. I see Mel is trying to pull the wool over the EFL's eyes again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 I hear following the signing of rooney, mel intends to use the money from selling rammie to tempt alan shearer out of retirement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, Paul71 said: I hear following the signing of rooney, mel intends to use the money from selling rammie to tempt alan shearer out of retirement Big Al's at Moor Farm with a sheep under each arm. Rooney asks "are you shearing"? No mate, he replies, I'm gonna shag em both myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archied Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 8 hours ago, Anna said: Just the thought of it’s making me horny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Some of these sheep puns are mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eccles the ram Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 He's a baa baa boy and mutton do it again or i will lamb him across his chops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Boycie said: Some of these sheep puns are mint. flock off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archied Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 3 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: flock off Is that the best reply you could pen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 16 hours ago, Anna said: Shearer is furious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rammieib Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 I may have missed this but can someone tell me how we managed to lose 31m in a year when we had the Vydra sale in there as well? That would suggest given our usual 30m income, plus Vydra sale that we had outgoings in the region of 60-70 million in the Lampard season? Or am I missing something here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, Archied said: Is that the best reply you could pen? we could try to sign Tim Vine’s Irish shepherd brother, Jeremy O’Vine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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