Stive Pesley Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelBlimp Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 On 26/12/2022 at 10:19, cstand said: A BOXING DAY POO ! you sit upon the toilet with everything prepared you're feeling quite excited but also a little bit scared! That huge amount of Christmas food has turned into a log and now the fateful time has come to flush it down the bog! But first you must expel the beast and so you start to strain, you bite down on a piece of wood to take away the pain But oh my god, its bloody huge it's just like giving birth! you sweat and push and swear and shake and strain for all your worth. and then that magic moment comes, that fills your soul with cheer, a turd the size of King Kongs arm emerges from your rear. And like a bomb it hits the pan thus lightening your mood, and making room inside your guts for lots more Christmas food! Disappointed - no verse about the splashback on a log that big. cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 2 hours ago, ColonelBlimp said: Disappointed - no verse about the splashback on a log that big. 'Catchment net' of toilet paper recommended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Premature Ejactulator seeks beautiful woman who must have blue eyes, big lips, big breasts, a firm bum and... Oh sh1te never mind... Miggins, Archie, Animal is a Ram and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Isn’t it weird..... In Australia it’s 2023, in the UK it’s 2022 and in Nottingham it’s still 1979... sage, Ram-Alf, uttoxram75 and 4 others 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 Touching me, touching youuuuu... cstand and Premier ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 Miggins, Steve How Hard?, Alph and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 Had stallion sex with an older woman round back of a pub. Wore a Hitler costume to a party. Took cocaine. Killed 25 Taliban and my necklace got broken. admira, i-Ram, Alph and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) Everyone else had canapés ? Edited January 7, 2023 by cstand GB SPORTS, i-Ram, RoyMac5 and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 12 minutes ago, cstand said: Everyone else had canapés ? I didn't even know David Frost was invited. Hans Datdo-Dishes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) Todays the day the teddy bears have their picnic ? Been having a few of Eddies recommendations. ? Edited January 7, 2023 by cstand Carl Sagan, Steve How Hard?, RoyMac5 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) Edited January 7, 2023 by cstand Stive Pesley, Steve How Hard?, Ram-Alf and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elwood P Dowd Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 A forest fan walks into a travel agent and asks “Can you recommend any mini breaks?” The Travel agent replies “Well you can’t beat Blackpool this time of year” ??? PistoldPete, Steve How Hard?, mozza and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 18 hours ago, cstand said: Let's see your ticket first Mr Summaker! cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 i-Ram, Steve How Hard? and uttoxram75 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 ???? PistoldPete, Carl Sagan, Mick Brolly and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Is he introducing them to Uncle Andrew? Premier ram, Steve How Hard?, GboroRam and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malagaram Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Men at the age of 20 play fooball. Men at the age of 40 play tennis. Men at the age of 60 play snooker. So there is truth that as a man gets older their balls get smaller Premier ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 4 hours ago, Malagaram said: Men at the age of 20 play fooball. Men at the age of 40 play tennis. Men at the age of 60 play snooker. So there is truth that as a man gets older their balls get smaller Fancy a game of marbles? cstand, Steve How Hard?, GboroRam and 7 others 1 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted January 9, 2023 Author Share Posted January 9, 2023 cstand, EtoileSportiveDeDerby, Premier ram and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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