Seaside Ram

My all time one !!!! 

It was meant to be Arnold off 'Different Strokes' that's all 
What you talkin bout Willis !!!!

It was meant to be Arnold off 'Different Strokes' that's all 
What you talkin bout Willis !!!!

Gordon mc QUEEN  , Andy KING , Ian BISHOP , Jason KNIGHT  ...... anyone got a  ROOK or CASTLE for me ? 

4 April 1987 . Ipswich 0 Rams 2 (Bobby , Cally ) went top of the league and stayed there !!! 

Proper away day in a standing pen behind the goal with spiked fences to obstruct the view ??

4 April 1987 . Ipswich 0 Rams 2 (Bobby , Cally ) went top of the league and stayed there !!! 

4 April 1987 . Ipswich 0 Rams 2 (Bobby , Cally ) went top of the league and stayed there !!! 

4 April 1987 . Ipswich 0 Rams 2 (Bobby , Cally ) went top of the league and stayed there !!! 

It didn’t just play on his mind , it was rammed down his throat week in week out by a large moronic section of our ‘supporters’ . He HAS to start over Marshall , because he is better than him ......imo ! ???

Best stand up comic ever . Saw him 5 times . RIP Bernard you legend. 

It didn’t just play on his mind , it was rammed down his throat week in week out by a large moronic section of our ‘supporters’ . He HAS to start over Marshall , because he is better than him ......imo ! ???

This +1

Best stand up comic ever . Saw him 5 times . RIP Bernard you legend. 

I would rather start Kelle than Marshall at this moment in time.

Nice ! Bit lively on that North coast . Get down on the southern coast for pure bliss and beauty !! Yamas !!?

Tend to base myself in Stalida and explore that northern bit. Sometimes I don’t get to explore! ? 

Watched all 4 series of The Bridge on it-player. Brilliant stuff . The main character Saga Noran is intriguing and sexy . Ps it’s subtitled but strangely I loved that about it , made me concentrate more , 

Watched all 4 series of The Bridge on it-player. Brilliant stuff . The main character Saga Noran is intriguing and sexy . Ps it’s subtitled but strangely I loved that about it , made me concentrate more , 

Watched all 4 series of The Bridge on it-player. Brilliant stuff . The main character Saga Noran is intriguing and sexy . Ps it’s subtitled but strangely I loved that about it , made me concentrate more , 

Imagine Big time Charlie  Tom Ince plying his trade in League 1 next season !!!! ???

Someone would buy him. Only sticking point is gonna be the scouting fee to his mum.

Imagine Big time Charlie  Tom Ince plying his trade in League 1 next season !!!! ???

The Irishman . Three and a half hours of my life i wont get back . 4/10

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? 
 
  These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said ... 
  in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had 
  the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. 
 
  ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? 
  WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' 
  ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? 
  WITNESS: My name is Susan! 
  _______________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? 
  WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. 
  ____________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? 
  WITNESS: No, I just lie there. 
  ____________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? 
  WITNESS: July 18th. 
  ATTORNEY: What year? 
  WITNESS: Every year. 
  _____________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? 
  WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. 
  ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? 
  WITNESS: Forty-five years. 
  _________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? 
  WITNESS: Yes. 
  ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? 
  WITNESS: I forget.. 
  ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? 
  ___________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? 
  WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? 
  ____________________________________ 
 
  ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? 
  WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. 
  ___________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? 
  WITNESS: Are you pooping me? 
  _________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? 
  WITNESS: Yes. 
  ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? 
  WITNESS: Getting laid 
  ____________________________________________ 
 
  ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? 
  WITNESS: Yes. 
  ATTORNEY: How many were boys? 
  WITNESS: None. 
  ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? 
  WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? 
  ____________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? 
  WITNESS: By death.. 
  ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? 
  WITNESS: Take a guess. 
  ___________________________________________ 
 
  ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? 
  WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard 
  ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? 
  WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. 
  _____________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? 
  WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. 
  ______________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? 
  WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. 
  _________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? 
  WITNESS: Oral... 
  _________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? 
  WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM 
  ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? 
  WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. 
  ____________________________________________ 
  ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? 
  WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? 
 
  ______________________________________ 
  And last: 
 
  ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 
  WITNESS: No. 
  ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? 
  WITNESS: No. 
  ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? 
  WITNESS: No.. 
  ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? 
  WITNESS: No. 
  ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? 
  WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. 
  ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? 
  WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.