Mucker1884

16 minutes ago, Rich3478 said:

Genuinely curious if Pompey fans had similar debates about how to celebrate promotion! Or other teams…

I really don’t care to be honest how we celebrate! Never realised people loved a lap of honour so much! Do feel is somewhat naive to expect fans not to be on the pitch tomorrow though. the place will go crazy after the last fifteen years and especially the last three or four!

Hope everyone just tries to enjoy themselves and not worry about what others are doing too much!

 

Never realised so many of us love to break the law, and defy the club's wishes/instructions so much.

Seeing as I'm not planning on going on the pitch, I'm thinking of letting a couple of flares off in the NE corner.  Oh, and drinking straight from my celebratory bottle of sherry whilst in full view of the pitch, of course.

Afterall, it's no more "against the rules" than a pitch invasion, and we're clearly not fussed what David Clowes and his goody two shoes management/staff think... let alone the law... sod it.  Let's do it!
I might even eff 'n Jeff my way through the whole game too, and bugger those kiddies over the other side of the stairs.  Let's face it, we're all different, when it comes to how we roll when celebrating.

We'll all be avin' a riot, we'll all be avin' a riot, we'll all be avin' a riot, when Derby County rise!  👀

36 minutes ago, valakari said:

Cricket match is off..so i'm there.

My missus wants a ticket in North stand if anyone isn't going?

Sorry... I shouldn't laugh!
Good luck, yeah!  🐏

32 minutes ago, Day said:

Is that a translation error, I mean how do you become semi professional in betting? Especially when bookies don’t like profit making customers 

Der!  "Semi" means half.

For every pound he bets, he wins half of it back!

Simples!  

4 minutes ago, Sweetness34 said:

I've just seen the latest post from the club warning us and I've changed my stance. I'll stay in my seat because I'm too much of a goody two shoes to risk a criminal record and certainly don't want a club ban.

If there's 10,000 + on there then I'll venture on but calmly 😄

19 minutes ago, MackworthRamIsGod said:

Unfortunately, if we make it, that pitch is getting invaded quicker than a peasant village in medieval times.

Only its the peasants doing the invading.

Can't we just be happy about that 🤷‍♂️

But... but... those peasants are revolting! 

29 minutes ago, Tamworthram said:

I'd take mid table next season (in the Championship of course 😀).

I'm not sure any of us have realistic expectations for top 4.

19 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Oh I'm sure there's a few around these parts that will expect top 4, however unrealistic that is.

Well, being one of the more sensible/level headed posters on here, I'm gonna give it the usual 10-12 games before I start demanding auto promotion!  

So I hear the new James Bond is out.  All PC as expected. 🙄
Starts off as man, but by the end, "They" identify as a woman!  FFS, Whatever next! 🤐

Anyway... Cocktopussy is out 1st June... 

44 minutes ago, Anag Ram said:

Made me chortle 

Made me shudder! 😲

3 books a week?  Brrrr!  

14 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

I've asked Muckerette to inflate my ballions on Friday night.

 

28 minutes ago, B4’s Sister said:

Does Muckerette do balloon animals? 

22 minutes ago, CBRammette said:

Did those timings still work on sombrero day or did the additional wind resistance delay you? I wound my mum up this week saying that people were wearing sombreros again tomorrow - the look she gave me was equivalent of 1000 words, none good

Oh really?  😲

Well tell "Mother Dearest"...

😉🤣🐏

I've just skipped the last 7 unread pages, and marked the whole thread as read.

I don't even care what folk are saying about him any more!  I must really, really love the guy!

23 minutes ago, Big Bad Bob said:

On his way to sign a contract. Ready to come off the bench to shut up shop if we hold on to a 1-1 draw 😂

I reckon he could still do both with one hand tied behind his back! 😁

4 hours ago, Mucker1884 said:

No street permits around Chad.
I live (and walk from) home, down near the cricket ground/Racecourse car park.  I wouldn't consider anything other than leaving the car there and walking.  Bang on 30 mins without "dashing".  Most folk going that way seem to pass me, so maybe 25 mins for them!
You could easily lose 10/15 mins driving/stuck in traffic/looking for spaces elsewhere, and still have a walk!

I normally leave around 2:10/2:15 for a 3pm game, and arrive at the club shop corner of the ground around 2:40.  I'll be leaving nearer to 11:30 for this, as I want to soak up a bit of atmosphere.  I'll be there for noon.

Take the Pentagon > cross the A52 Derby Bound > Past the old cattle market/new Jaguar place > Through Costco route.

... Just hope there's no chance of extra time & pens in your daughter's game!  😁

👍

One other thing...

Assuming we all leave together (Which I concede may well not be the case tomorrow)...

The walk back towards the cricket ground takes a similar time as the official supporters buses parked up by Subway (I usually get to Pentagon at the same time... and NEVER leave before the final whistle!).
No other traffic (Other than away fan coaches?) can leave the stadium area before those buses, so any other matchday traffic will be behind them. That should infer a clean getaway from the cricket ground/racecourse area before the traffic builds up around there.

The club are not asking... they are telling... don't do it.
The law says... don't do it.
"The best way to gain promotion is by the Play-Offs" is oft-written... do they invade the pitch at Wembley?
Hysterically approaching a player who has yet to make himself safe by dashing down the tunnel, just to "Plant a big fat kiss" could (understandably) be misconstrued as a potential attack/assault.  Remember, there will be confusion, concern, and uncertainty from some quarters.

All it takes... literally... is one jubilant fan being tripped/nudged/held back by a viz'd up official whose sole job/instruction is to attempt to fend off a pitch invasion for the mood to change.  Just one defensive/evasive swing of the arm can be caught on the numerous cameras, and have you stood in the dock before you can say "I wish I'd listened to Uncle Mucker"!

#only fools rush on
#keep it classy
#pitch for players, stands for fans
#we'll all be havin' a party, when Derby County rise

For all those considering placing a bet on the oppo, just to make yourself feel better should tomorrow turn out to be a complete shitzfest, there are alternative methods to get that smug grin back on your face faster than you can suck those balls into the back of the net...

https://danielbeavis.muchloved.com/

#still open for business
#bets still being taken
#etc

1 hour ago, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta said:

How's the nerves? I'm doing fine.

7 minutes ago, CBRammette said:

Apologies if already posted. 

 

Didn't recognise him from the first pic.
All became clear with the second though.

Just so effin' handsome!  What a guy!  🤍

PS:
Re the second pic (in the car)... I like how he has his reading glasses hooked next to his shades!  
# It comes to us all, great or otherwise!  🤣

For all those considering placing a bet on the oppo, just to make yourself feel better should tomorrow turn out to be a complete shitzfest, there are alternative methods to get that smug grin back on your face faster than you can suck those balls into the back of the net...

https://danielbeavis.muchloved.com/

#still open for business
#bets still being taken
#etc

#leave it mods... it's for a good cause  👀 🙏

On 19/04/2024 at 15:14, old tray boy said:

... Pompey fans assembled on the pitch last week after promotion was gained and created a fantastic spectacle...

Was this the fantastic spectacle of a Barnsley player being assaulted, or are you referring to a different fantastic spectacle?  🤷‍♂️

Word on the street is...

No street permits around Chad.
I live (and walk from) home, down near the cricket ground/Racecourse car park.  I wouldn't consider anything other than leaving the car there and walking.  Bang on 30 mins without "dashing".  Most folk going that way seem to pass me, so maybe 25 mins for them!
You could easily lose 10/15 mins driving/stuck in traffic/looking for spaces elsewhere, and still have a walk!

I normally leave around 2:10/2:15 for a 3pm game, and arrive at the club shop corner of the ground around 2:40.  I'll be leaving nearer to 11:30 for this, as I want to soak up a bit of atmosphere.  I'll be there for noon.

Take the Pentagon > cross the A52 Derby Bound > Past the old cattle market/new Jaguar place > Through Costco route.

... Just hope there's no chance of extra time & pens in your daughter's game!  😁

👍