Bob Gnarly Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 "Form goes out the window" is a classic. Crewton, Rammy03, hintonsboots and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IslandExile Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 43 minutes ago, Gaspode said: "That would have been a great/brilliant/best goal ever - if it had gone in".... Reminds me of the Jasper Carrott story: Quote So BRMB have a phone in for football supporters every Saturday evening and this guy phones in and says: "well Tony, what about the Villa then?" "what about them?" "Andy Gray hit this one ball that if it had gone in the net, it would have been a goal" "Oh" "Thanks Tone" Crewton and hintonsboots 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 We need to show them respect... It won't be easy, despite the 78 league places between us... They are no fools... A potential banana skin... Well, at least we can concentrate on the league now... etc, etc *Every fooken' season! 🤣 Rammy03 and jono 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyBritishMidland Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 7 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: We need to show them respect... It won't be easy, despite the 78 league places between us... They are no fools... A potential banana skin... Well, at least we can concentrate on the league now... etc, etc *Every fooken' season! 🤣 You had to go and bring Barrow up didn’t you 😂. jono, hintonsboots and Mucker1884 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hintonsboots Posted September 30 Author Share Posted September 30 Goalkeepers signed as a No2 are always an understudy to the No1. Bob Gnarly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 I don't like to criticise officials (before blaming officials) Seriously, every manager when things go bad absolutely loves pegging it on a bad referee decision - "well, when you get things like that the team couldn't help being as s*** as they were last were ya know" Crewton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram-Alf Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 Hugh Johns...it was a goal the moment the ball left his foot...well done Einstein 😁 How did the linesman not see that 😉 Only he knows if it was a dive...oh it was a dive He stuck a leg out...he's entitled to go over it...no he fecking aint They'll be relegated by Xmas The writings on the wall King Edward...he went down like a sack of spuds 😁 That was never a red card Bob Gnarly and hintonsboots 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreveram Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 Another 3 game week, when a team plays Saturday, Tuesday, Saturday. 8 day week 🤷🏻♂️ Crewton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IslandExile Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Used several times already tonight: "He's got it in his locker" hintonsboots, Chester40 and Bob Gnarly 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IslandExile Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 Another annoying one from tonight's Sky commentator: "put it into the mix" Bob Gnarly, hintonsboots and Chester40 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtoileSportiveDeDerby Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 On 24/09/2024 at 13:18, Mucker1884 said: "Prepare Thunderbirds 1" "This thread needs more puns" "If you don't like it, put me on ignore" "No knees, didn't happen" "In, out, in, out, shake Warne all about" "Just sayin'" "Asking for a friend" Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ariotofmyown Posted October 4 Share Posted October 4 "If Messi/Ronaldo had done that, we'd have been talking about it for weeks." You literally are the person who talks about this stuff, keep talking about it then hintonsboots and Chester40 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 The final 3rd, The final pass, Hoof ball, Route 1, Head tennis, Took one for the team, Trap a bag of cement (insert manager)Ball, one trick pony, tactical master class. Injury crisis. Park the bus and banks of four. I think inverted wing backs is really special but I can’t decide whether it’s a defender who can attack or an attacker who can defend or is it both but playing on the wrong side of the pitch to one’s favoured leg. OR could it be gender related can someone explain ? TVM 🤪 False 10 must be a Bo Derek look alike ? Alph and hintonsboots 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ariotofmyown Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 1 hour ago, jono said: (insert manager)Ball Close the thread. Hate this one. Although shame we didn't have it when Alan Ball managed. Hate it nearly as much as something-gate. Maybe if Arteta slags of City's style of play, we can have Pepeballgate. jono 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 Only just found this thread... gave me a giggle. The term 'rasping' only exists in this context in football ie it was a rasping drive. The phrase 'that only happens in football '... Well obviously it does... 'Game of two halves' massively overused. But most importantly the phrase 'detail' that I've posted Shaun Barker uses as pretty much the word to describe anything!! Ie 'He just needs to improve the detail on that pass'. 'We've been decent but Warne needs to work on the details of the press' 'Look at the details on that turn and pass'... Now I've noticed it, it's driving me mad. I actually agree with most of what he says though. ariotofmyown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 Animal is a Ram, hintonsboots, Comrade 86 and 7 others 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleEatonRam Posted October 6 Share Posted October 6 On 05/10/2024 at 09:12, ariotofmyown said: Close the thread. Hate this one. Although shame we didn't have it when Alan Ball managed. Hate it nearly as much as something-gate. Maybe if Arteta slags of City's style of play, we can have Pepeballgate. The '-gate' suffix doesn't even make any sense. It was the Watergate building, not a scandal involving water! RadioactiveWaste, ariotofmyown and Alph 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ariotofmyown Posted October 6 Share Posted October 6 3 hours ago, LittleEatonRam said: The '-gate' suffix doesn't even make any sense. It was the Watergate building, not a scandal involving water! I know, stupiest thing ever. Plus I struggle to remember it been used until maybe 2000s! Will Thames Water going bust be Water-gate? Or Water-Watergate? LittleEatonRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyBritishMidland Posted October 6 Share Posted October 6 When did defending deep become a low block? Bob Gnarly, RadioactiveWaste and hintonsboots 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted October 6 Share Posted October 6 29 minutes ago, FlyBritishMidland said: When did defending deep become a low block? About 30 minutes after kick off. FlyBritishMidland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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