Mucker1884 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 2 hours ago, Kernow said: "Goal John-Jules, goal, goal..." The rest of the lyrics might be quite hard seeing as we can't even sing Steve Bloo... DERBY! uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 6 hours ago, Stive Pesley said: What's the tune for this one? John Jules , John Jules , John Jules , John Juuullleeess, John Jules has only managed the one goaaaaaaal. (Repeat as many times as you can be arsed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawhillram Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 (edited) 22 hours ago, LN747 said: Let’s get this going for the Fleetwood and Orient games .To the tune of Dolly Partons Jolene John Jules , John Jules , John Jules , John Juuullleeess, scoring goals for Derby every weeeeek John Jules , John Jules , John Jules , John Juuullleeess, now he hates the Forest and the Leeeeds…. Add verses as you wish I was going to say we need two big uns up top, but decided not to Edited November 30, 2023 by strawhillram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavesaRam Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 “One goal, he’s only scored one goal, He’s only scored one goal” to the tune we use when we sing “ten men, we only had ten men” to the Trees. Then we modify it each time he scores. In no time at all we will be singing “Ten Goals, J J has scored ten goals”, which in half a season would make him the 20 goals a season striker we have been desperate for!!! Ken Tram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggerB Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 6 hours ago, Phoenix said: Reminds me of the most unpopular man at Borussia Monchengladbach, the one who shouts 'give me a B' SKRam and Mucker1884 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8TY Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Ty John Jules - Ty John Jules - Ty John Jules - Ty John Jules To Tom Hark by the Piranhas DiggerB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN747 Posted November 30, 2023 Author Share Posted November 30, 2023 Well , seen as no one is taking my brilliant suggestion seriously lets try this one instead to the tune of the drugs don't work... Now the crosses don't work , they just hit the first man, but i know Mendez Laing will get down the middle again... Get creative , surely no one can make fun of this one.... uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 9 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: DERBY! Every game us in the South Stand marvel at how slow the rest of you are. After our final DERBY, we kick back, relax and wait for the splendid noise from the North and East Stand. Sometimes i feel i have enough time to take up a hobby before you join in! It makes the away fans jump as they think its finished! Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 6 hours ago, DiggerB said: Someone can’t count. There’s 20 letters there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 One: Don't pick up the phone You know he's only here 'til January, on loan. Two: Lets play him in, he'll probably end up scoring again. Three: Lets be his friend You know he's gonna end up in the team in the mornin' And if you're seeing him, you ain't gettin' over him I got John Jules, from Arsenal I got John Jules, from Arsenal I gotta keep him to myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 8 hours ago, LN747 said: Well , seen as no one is taking my brilliant suggestion seriously lets try this one instead to the tune of the drugs don't work... Now the crosses don't work , they just hit the first man, but i know Mendez Laing will get down the middle again... Get creative , surely no one can make fun of this one.... I faced the same unbelievable lack of support for my Waghorn suggestion... To the tune of oggy oggy oggy # Waggy, Waggy, Waggy... .#.score score score Genius. GangwayD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Chester40 said: I faced the same unbelievable lack of support for my Waghorn suggestion... To the tune of oggy oggy oggy # Waggy, Waggy, Waggy... .#.score score score Genius. And don't get me started on my unfinished opus on James Collins to the tune of Wizard of Oz/Follow The Yellow Brick Road. # Collo, Collo, Collo, Collo the fellow who scores on the road.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 8 hours ago, ilkleyram said: Someone can’t count. There’s 20 letters there. It's a good job Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm retired early. ilkleyram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadAmster Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Eddie said: It's a good job Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm retired early. Johann G for short ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LN747 Posted December 1, 2023 Author Share Posted December 1, 2023 Think I wrote a song in 1986 in a club competition for a new chant - anyone else remember if this was real or just me dreaming of better days? Think it was something to the hit tune of Bryan Adam’s Everthing I do I do it for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 On 30/11/2023 at 11:56, Phoenix said: Reminds me of the most unpopular man at Borussia Monchengladbach, the one who shouts 'give me a B' Or of my inability to remember I've done this one before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 18 hours ago, LN747 said: Well , seen as no one is taking my brilliant suggestion seriously lets try this one instead to the tune of the drugs don't work... Now the crosses don't work , they just hit the first man, but i know Mendez Laing will get down the middle again... Get creative , surely no one can make fun of this one.... Endless crosses don't work, Paul Warne's made it worse, we're winning but I'm falling asleep again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackworthRamIsGod Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 How's bout John Jules is a Banker He wears a bankers hat And when he's not sat banking He's licking hairy cats? DesertRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangwayD Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 On 01/12/2023 at 07:38, Chester40 said: I faced the same unbelievable lack of support for my Waghorn suggestion... To the tune of oggy oggy oggy # Waggy, Waggy, Waggy... .#.score score score Genius. Made me giggle this one for some reason - I like it !. Although not sure if this was borrowed from the Fozzie Fozzie Fozzie version which someone suggested on here to the same tune !. Unless that was also you Chester40 and you have a fascination with us having a player sang to the tune of Oggy Oggy Oggy ! The John Jules song was quite catchy being sang in boozers and by some in the away end at Leyton Orient on Saturday. Cheers Gangway D from Terrace HorsforthRam and Chester40 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 What was the waka waka song lyrics for John Jules on Saturday? Couldn't make it out, but will definitely catch on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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