i-Ram Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 (edited) In the hole. Fist pump. Edited June 9, 2023 by i-Ram Bugger, wrong thread again. Mods please move to Philip Scholfield. EtoileSportiveDeDerby, Carnero, IslandExile and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kooklaram Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 (edited) Anywhere but in goal. Edited June 9, 2023 by Kooklaram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Fox in the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 5 hours ago, David said: The first 11 would have to have @Stive Pesley on the left wing, @Archied on the right wing. But we'd both be arguing that centre forward was our best position! Archied 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Ram Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 (edited) Just going in to my 30th consecutive year of playing football this coming season. Played most of it up top as a pressing striker before pressing was even cool and even at 34 I still run further than the 18 yr olds. Although, let’s be clear, I’ve had to in order to cover up the lack of any discernible talent 😂 I did get scouted to join the academy when I was young. Went down once and then went home and told my mum I didn’t know anyone there so didn’t want to go back. Which, still to this day, is the worst decision I have ever made 😂 and I’m a miserable bar-steward these days so I just turn and jog back to the half way line whenever I do score 🤣 Edited June 9, 2023 by Dan_Ram i-Ram and Old Spalding Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Box to box midfielder, as happy to make a last ditch defensive tackle as to scramble a goal when supporting the forwards. Celebration was dependent on the opposition. I once got sent off for fighting with a spectator after patting his cheek as I ran past because of the abuse he had been giving me throughout the game. 🤭 SaffyRam, i-Ram and ramit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 20 minutes ago, Dan_Ram said: Just going in to my 30th consecutive year of playing football this coming season. Played most of it up top as a pressing striker before pressing was even cool and even at 34 I still run further than the 18 yr olds. Although, let’s be clear, I’ve had to in order to cover up the lack of any discernible talent 😂 I did get scouted to join the academy when I was young. Went down once and then went home and told my mum I didn’t know anyone there so didn’t want to go back. Which, still to this day, is the worst decision I have ever made 😂 and I’m a miserable bar-steward these days so I just turn and jog back to the half way line whenever I do score 🤣 Bit to go yet Dan, I played regularly until I was 40 and finally hung up me boots at 43. 👍 Anag Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramslad1992 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 CB/RB if I can be bothered to run… don’t know my goal celebration as it’s never happened… feel like I’d go for the classic Shearer though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram1988 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 CM. I'd put some crunching tackles in. I may pick up a red card or two so probably best keep me away from our box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 6 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: Bit to go yet Dan, I played regularly until I was 40 and finally hung up me boots at 43. 👍 I was 44. My last act was a goal saving tackle at full stretch to deny a young whippersnapper. I felt something go in the back of my thigh and had to be substituted. It later went black and I thought that’s it 😊 uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrycav81 Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 17 minutes ago, Anag Ram said: I was 44. My last act was a goal saving tackle at full stretch to deny a young whippersnapper. I felt something go in the back of my thigh and had to be substituted. It later went black and I thought that’s it 😊 That’ll be your hamstring mate, I’m 57 and did mine last month playing walking football. I played CM most of the time always thought I played like Graeme Souness it’d be Jan Molby now, turn round and walk back to the half way line as goal celebration can’t be doing with any of this running malarkey Old Spalding Ram and Anag Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggerB Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Position: Goalkeeper Celebration: MarsdenRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Enjoyed my time playing, but TBH was never a good player. Centre half or Left Back. Lumbering, slow and would tap the ankles of faster players within the first couple of minutes to show that I was there. Only ever got sent off once using that tactic, and that was from a yellow that turned red for cursing the ref under my breath as I hadn’t realised that he was still in earshot. Couldn’t really beat another player on the ball, but could pick out a decent long ball or cross field pass given enough time. Could hit the ball very hard though, and picked up a few goals from long range efforts on forays forward on corners when the ball wasn’t cleared away far enough. No real celebrations from me, just an arm in the air and a jog back… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Was always pretty good in goals when I was young, very agile and would fling myself at anything, lots of 'bounce' from nervous energy. Never really tall enough to imagine playing in proper sized goals though (if I could swap height, but. nothing else, with my 6'3" brother...) and don't think I'd have been able to waste all that energy just stood around in goal all game; I would need to run around a bit and do some needlessly flamboyant stuff. All that considered, I should have grown up to be the next Renee Higuita. Too sad about my wasted potential to think of a celebration 😄 sage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagtime Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Never played a game of “soccer “ in my life but judging from some of the tackles that other sides got away with maybe my rugby league background will get me into a defensive position. Caerphilly Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Spalding Ram Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Defender, right dirty bugger 😁 uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean (hick) Saunders Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 I was Mr Utility. Did not mid where I played and was pretty mediocre so who ever was not available played there. Highest standard was when I was goalkeeper and both first and second team starters were injured. Only scored 2 goals ever (not as goaly) and was too shocked to celebrate. If i did it more regularly I would think the “Shearer” would be my style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrycav81 Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Spalding Ram said: Defender, right dirty bugger 😁 I think I played in the same prims team as you, you were quite a cultured full back/sweeper if I’ve got the right person. You always had a fag in your mouth straight after the match Old Spalding Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osbaldwick Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Right wing, avoided running back to defend although I was good at fouling whoever robbed me of the ball. Celebration would be a can of Stella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Left wing-back or left winger, loved to tackle, defend, but most of all to score. i was usually out of steam after ten minutes, for i had zero positional sense, couldn't pace myself, wanted every ball. Mind screaming more more more, body moaning no no no. Collapsed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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